This is your rolling New York Knicks trainwreck thread

Ronaldo? Oh hell no -- he looks like a game-free Joakim Noah. Maybe N8, as a mini-mini Microwave sort.

i guess all i've seen balkman do is run around on some najera type shit. maybe 11th or 12th man material? and that's one of zeke's draft 'gems'

whatever nate gives you scoring is taken back ten fold by his mini-hulk attitude.

didn't he fight someone in the postgame showers? yall see eastern promises? i imagine it was like that.

That article is pretty good. Spike Lee saying "hornswoggled" alone makes it worthwhile. The intervention when trying to get an interview with Malik Rose was especially o_O

yeah i read this shit yesterday when i was supposed to be doing something else and would totally click again A++

i havent watched the knicks live in like a year and a half and im pretty sure my life is better for it

Actually, watching the Knicks flail about and screw their pooch is pretty entertaining (cf. YouTube of Zach Randolph: Male Point Guard). It's like the reverse of watching the Celts or Phoenix or Lakers click on all cylinders.

Best thing about this year: Jamal Crawford's mondo-sized shoulder bandage.

Also YES re: that fantastic NY article!

So Mark Jackson's a possible coaching candidate, & announced during last night's game that he's leaving the YES broadcast booth?

Does Mark Jackson have any management experience?

Dunno. Didn't stop Steve Kerr from getting the Phoenix GM job, tho. Hell, didn't keep Isiah Thomas from doing what he did, either!

i was kind of warming to the jackson/van gundy tandem. seems like jackson is stepping in shit but he'll get points just for coaching at all after this nonsense

My one fear: lots of "you're better than that" references.

"Dunno. Didn't stop Steve Kerr from getting the Phoenix GM job, tho. Hell, didn't keep Isiah Thomas from doing what he did, either!"

Yeah and those were great moves!

By-siah!

I wonder if he gets another job anywhere now?

Oh wait it looks like he still going to be doing "something" for the Knicks.

wau, are we sure that donnie walsh is of sound mind and body?

"And Thomas will be a part of that. Without getting specific, Walsh said there were assignments he’d feel completely comfortable giving to Thomas.

"Like washing my car, walking my dog, making sure my kids get to Little League. I will be in touch with Isiah a lot,” Walsh said.""

The fact that Donnie Walsh is considering Billy King for GM does not bode well for the post-Thomas era.

Clippers East.

In his own words:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/richard_deitsch/04/18/isiah.quotes/index.html

The Knicks sure are playing well with all of those dudes Isiah assembled. Maybe what they needed was a good coach?

FREE STARBURY

ha, as long as d'antoni can avoid playing starbury and fat eddy

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20090201/capt.def0b87dc3a047179f31fc9f0d7c94fe.knicks_pacers_basketball_naf108.jpg?x=260&y=345&q=85&sig=gAR5L4PKX3PvuulnB_n2ew--

KARATE

It could be worse - you could be a Chicago Bulls fan - trust me - it's painful ...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/peter-robert-casey/how-to-lose-lebron-in-10_b_350291.html

man, i really want the knicks to be good

these fucking guys!!

eddy fucking curry!! are you kidding me? franchise player??

GREENBURGH, N.Y. - Eleven minutes of Eddy Curry helped doom the possibility of 71 games of Allen Iverson.

That was one of the nuggets of information revealed by Knicks president Donnie Walsh this afternoon as he explained New York's decision to pass on the opportunity to sign unrestricted free agent Allen Iverson.

Curry played 11 minutes Wednesday night in the Knicks' victory in Indiana, and Walsh said the continued rehabilitation and re-integration of Curry -- along with the fear that Iverson would take minutes away from the young players the Knicks are trying to develop -- impacted the decision.

"That's part of it, because Eddy is now on the team and we've got to develop a lot of attention to Eddy from a franchise standpoint, because he went out there in 11 minutes and I thought actually changed the game in a lot of ways. Their big guys were having their way with us, which big men do because David (Lee) is not a natural center, and when Eddy went in -- just the fact that he could take the ball and go at them -- I could see they went back on their heels and they weren't the same after that no matter who was playing. I thought he helped us win the game right there. He's got a lot of talent, he's got great size, you can see he's worked on his body tremendously, so yeah, Eddy is a guy we're very high on, and we wanted to work with him."

which dudes are they developing? most these guys won’t even be there next year,right? i would have paid real money to go see Iverson at the garden this season.

ahaha thats ridic

they've been terrible since 2000

It's almost as if, on top of putting a bad team together, they also want to avoid selling tickets.

Maybe they are trying to move the team a la Major League.

washed-up team that doesn't realize it, washed-up superstar who doesn't realize it...the knicks and iverson really deserve each other

eddy fucking curry!! are you kidding me? franchise player??

looooooooooooool

waouldve loved to see daintoni + iverson a lot tbh

:,(

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j50/razzyorg/Movies/majorleagueloubrownnakedowner.jpg

at least they are finally better than nj

when will nets win a game maybe never

joekz

didn't they just pass on a slightly healthier over the hill scorer? one that they could have gotten for nothing.

http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2009/11/knicks-after-t-mac/

lol this guy thinking the same thing

tavoris Posted: Nov.23 at 10:14 am
hmmmmm, while this makes sense from a basketball standpoint, it doesn’t considering they just passed on another scorer (who’s healthier) that would get about 22 mil less this season.

i mean it makes sense only if they are clearing out contracts that are on the books past this season if they are still under the delusion theyre gonna sign two big stars. but who do they even have left?

franchise player Eddy Curry

I really like the idea of Lebron and Bosh (or whoever) playing on a team with 13 d-league guys.

I dunno sounds to me like Walsh is unloading the hot potato onto Eddy Curry, who's a sitting duck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl4kmvNN7NU

rondo must have cut in front of curry at the buffet line

woj is unreal

i love that one (unsourced) quote btw

When asked on Tuesday how much involvement Thomas had in the Anthony trade, Walsh jabbed, “I’m assuming Isiah’s getting ready for the NCAA tournament.”

lol.

Once, Thomas brought Dolan with him on a comic-strip recruiting mission of Kobe Bryant(notes): Together, they traveled to California armed with an electric offer: Come take the midlevel exception for a chance to play with Stephon Marbury(notes).

ahhahahahah

yeah, this sounds like an overblown story. this article sounds like it was kobe playing games with the LAL back in 2004. significantly, however, the linked article does say, in a completely serious-sounding tone, that the NYK tried to entice the LAL to trade kobe bryant for allan houston.

http://grab.by/9hnS

kidna looks like tyler the creator

new ilh board descrip: "Seriously, who the [expletive] is Isiah kidding with this [expletive]"

Kinda feel like the trade made both teams better

Since the Melo trade, Nuggets have been 10-3, Knicks have been 7-7. Interesting.

it's almost as if the knicks traded away their entire team and are now forced to give major minutes to ronny turiaf, jared jefferies and toney douglas

after one its the milwaukee bucks 32 and YOUR new york knicks 9

noooooo way

well, you know what they say about early sunday afternoon games for road teams in milwuakee

a photo pf george karl laughing: http://grab.by/9zZQ

knicks made a comeback - down by 3 8 minutes left

the bucks won by five points

lol?

took yall this important photo while i was in ny

http://i52.tinypic.com/2lcmlic.jpg

clip art that's printed out is next level imo

speling

http://www.candyfavorites.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/HFCA295.jpg

Knicks acquire Amare Stoudemire in off season and Carmelo Anthony at the trading deadline!!

Knicks make playoffs for the first time in umpty-diddly years!!

Knicks get swept 4-0 by the Celtics in the first round!!

Uh. Progress!!

happy trails, donnie

loooool let me guess, they're bringing isiah back

The Knicks are the gift that keeps on giving.

donnie will next be gm'ing a retirement home

if isiah comes back i will lol so hard for so long

it would be the lol to end all lols

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/knicksblog/knicks_owner_band_to_tour_with_the_pGnznDjO6BxuU0KrERaSuI#axzz2WmuCnHCZ

lol his band is so obviously a bunch of expensive hired guns -- he stinks

moar like Jimmy D and the Foul Shot

JD

whatever

Dolan out the jamz

lol

a good year means you need throwback trainwreck
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/31335411/inside-knicks-secret-attempt-lure-michael-jordan-bulls