THE FUTURE OF ASK A DRUNK

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As for my joining the WDYLL brigade, I think I can give satisfaction upon that head:

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Here I am, joined by my uncle Feckless, going out for a spin. My top hat and tails were unavailable on this day, due to some rather savage stains that required a crowd of dry cleaners several weeks to subdue and capture.

Aimless, Saturday, 17 November 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I have consulted a gypsy. (In truth, it was a dog with a bandana around its neck.) According to this unimpeachable source, the future of Ask A Drunk shall be similar to that of a flourescent greenish-yellow tennis ball that has been played with first by tennis players, then reused as a dog's toy, then lost in some tall grass. In gratitude for this prescient forecast, I crossed her paw with kibbles.

Aimless, Thursday, 22 November 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

Seems like it was only yesterday....

Mikemikemike, Monday, 8 February 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link

The gypsy dog was remarkably prescient.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:39 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

For the present the future of ask a drunk shall be thus:

That there is strength in numbers everyone agrees. But no one has yet faced full on the question of which number would prevail in a contest of tossing the caber, or opening a pickle jar with a stuck lid.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 2 June 2016 20:26 (eight years ago) link


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