What's the best Bond theme?

Alice Cooper recorded a song called "The Man With The Golden Gun" (it was on the Muscle Of Love LP) prior to that film's release in a bald-faced attempt to get it on the soundtrack...didn't work...

"Goldfinger," because he loves only gold, only gold, HE LOVES GOLD!!!, although the Duran Duran is a close second because obviously when you dance into the fire, that fatal kiss IS all you need.

Nodoby does it better than Bond anyway (although Le Bon may be a close second)

I voted partially out of spite.

I'm not sure if I'm going to vote for it (there are a lot of songs on here that I love), but I think "You Know My Name" deserves a little love. I didn't like it when I first heard it, but it grew on me a lot, especially within the framework of the film. It also does a great job of evoking the film after you've seen it. Every time I hear the song, or even think of it, it brings to mind the movie instantly and makes me want to go watch it (not that that takes much, seeing as how it's an excellent film). You can't say that about all the Bond themes, a lot of which sound great as singles but don't do a good job of matching the films.

Jeff, the only other person I know who loves that one is my mom. What this means I don't know.

My mother has actually seen more Bond movies than I have! Which is, admittedly, only one, since she's seen all of them and I've seen all of them but Moon Raker, but clearly women of all ages love James Bond. Amusingly enough, she thinks Daniel Craig isn't very handsome, even though he's a great Bond. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but I still like the song. I'm not even a very big Chris Cornell fan, either.

I have a collection of Bond themes, but it's elsewhere at the moment. I don't even remember the License to Kill theme. As forgettable as the movie, I suppose.

That theme is very lame. Gladys Knight is wasted on a dull romantic ballad.

The weirdest one is probably "Die Another Day." Who would've expected Madonna to turn in the least poppy, most abstract theme of them all?

I'm gonna die... another day! I'm gonna die... another day!

That's the one I voted for.

Carly makes me feel sad for the rest, really.

I voted for "We Have All The Time In The World" not just for the original but the MBV cover.

The main Bond theme, obviously as it is one of the most exhilarating pieces of music ever. In an ideal world it would be our national anthem. Honourable mentions: Goldfinger, Diamonds Are Forever, Nobody Does it Better, View to a Kill, Living Daylights. And I must be the only person in the world who thinks the Cornell effort wasn't that bad: kinda catchy.

Who has the largest number of songs that might have been Bond themes but weren't? Portishead? Cher?

Goldfrapp's first album is basically a collection of Bond themes that weren't.

And I must be the only person in the world who thinks the Cornell effort wasn't that bad: kinda catchy.

*points to his three posts above talking about how he likes the Cornell theme*

Oh yeah. I have a bad habit of not reading threads properly before I post.

so many good tunes. has to be 'you only live twice', tho - so seductive and eerie.

heard that Cornell tune in Virgin the other day and I agree, it doesn't get enough love.

Best alternate Universe Bond theme?

Amy Winehouse - Goldfinger.

Who has the largest number of songs that might have been Bond themes but weren't? Portishead? Cher?

The Beach Boys had the best one.

?

Which one?

The track Pet Sounds was originally going to be called "Run James, Run" and Brian Wilson was going to submit it as Bond music. I think the story goes that he got depressed or something and decided it wasn't good enough and so never submitted it, changed the title, and it ended up on the album of the same name.

And I was being kind of tongue-in-cheek about it being the best one, as I don't know many other almost-Bond-theme songs, but I quite like Pet Sounds.

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Who has the largest number of songs that might have been Bond themes but weren't? Portishead? Cher?

nancy sinatra (who did actually have one, but she could've pretty much had them all)

if tom doesn't win then there's something terribly, terribly wrong with the world.

Who has the largest number of songs that might have been Bond themes but weren't? Portishead? Cher?

As I said in this thread, Fantasy James Bond themes, Pet Shop Boys should have had a Bond theme. 1985 to 1988 PSB has the sound of John Barry running through it like a stick of rock.

LIEV AND LET DIE! I WILL MAKE MORE

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Surprised at the low number of votes for "Goldfinger" and "A View to a Kill." And the high number of votes for the Cornell song, considering the lack of appreciation for it on the thread itself.

low number of votes for "Goldfinger"

can we get a recount?

for "Goldfinger" not to have won this, far and away, is an absolute goddamned sham.

I voted Goldfinger.

I do not trust these results.

didn't Monty Norman do the Bond theme??

Not according to John Barry...

I missed this poll. I'm not sure what I would have voted for. Not LALD I don't think. Maybe any of the seven that follow it, with the exception of the awful Chris Cornell one.

Listening to Diamonds Are Forever just now. Majestic.

Sorry, I meant the six that follow it, not seven and the ragged Duran Duran.

John Barry's a right cantankerous old fart. I saw a documentary about Bond music in which he did nothing but slag off every single band or artist he worked with on a Bond theme with the exception of Tom Jones and Shirley Basey.

"Matt Monroe? A wanker. Not Welsh. Nancy Sinatra? Stupid cow. Not Welsh"

I voted for "You Know My Name" because I thought nobody else was going to. Should have voted for Goldfinger instead.

Chris Cornell must be flattered. ILM's short memory span is infamous at times.

Re John Barry being an old fart. There is a reason why "License To Kill" was the last Bond theme he worked on. During work on the penultimate one, "The Living Daylights", he fell out with a-ha because of musical disagreements.

None of the other recent ones did well, except for I guess Madonna, inexplicably.

But was it disco Moonraker?

ok the results of this poll clearly indicate why I stopped and should never return to reading/posting on ILM, jesus christ

TS: James Bond vs. Jesus Christ

our gain is dc's loss
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Surely there's a good few joke votes for Cornell.

Just watched Octopussy the other night and my main takeaway was how baaaaaaaaad the theme song was. Sounded like a karaoke performance of a demo of the world's most generic early-80s TV show theme ballad. Just awful. You'd think with a name like "Octopussy," you'd get something interesting going.

Disagree - I dig it, but I tend to also enjoy themes for being unintentionally funny and at odds with its movie in interestings ways. Well let's face it I love 99% of the Bond themes.

It's not a stunner on first listen but it has a weird charm. Your description isn't wrong, but doesn't make it less good. It's hilarious to me how serious-faced it is in its cheesy balladry, set up against the movie and its title. "I'm in so strong and so deep, and so are you". Sneaky melody when you sit through it many times as well.

Another funny is how the 'Moonraker' theme might be the series most elegant.

There's a question that hasn't been discussed here, except briefly by chap with "bondy strings and horns" : what makes a song Bondy ? Just the use of the strings and horns in a way that reminds Barry's theme ?

From Russia With Love underrated here

Had a dream last night where one of the early Bond themes was to the tune of the song Smokey the Bear, but instead of "a-prowlin' and a-growlin'" the lyric was "a-rakin' and a-rapin'".

"Another Way to Die" is so so fucking bad, oh my gooooooooood. I forgot how much I hated this pile of shit.

It's truly dire.

yeah it’s bad. its a pity because i really love the imagery in the credit sequence, so now i just watch w the sound off lol

From Russia With Love is good, bummed that it got no votes.

And I have a soft spot for All Time High

I will always love "All Time High" just because there was no way in hell that a Bond theme song would ever be called "Octopussy," though I'm imagining what would have happened if Rudy Ray Moore had ever done a Bond theme for whatever reason.

How the heck did Portishead never do one of these?

Chuckles on the Rudy Ray Moore doing a Bond theme...

Joe Tex & the Sexolets wouldve crushed the Octospussy theme

...or the B-52's.

Fred Schneider: "...and they called her Oct-O-Pussy!"

i think the one area in which the craig-era almost totally struck out on was bond themes. brosnan had four excellent ones. the best craig theme is "you know my name," which is AWESOME. "skyfall" and "no time to die" are ok-to-good approximations of what a bond theme feels like. "another way to die" and "the writing's on the wall" are just godawful

there's an instrumental version of "another way".... which still isn't that good. jack white's guitar riffs are too basic, and there's too many different song sections.

...or the B-52's.

Fred Schneider: "...and they called her Oct-O-Pussy!"

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain),

SAH-PRIIIIZZZE!

I want this world to exist. Especially the tie-in video on the lines of Duran's "View to a Kill" video. (Or imagine Fred in the opening credits a la Sheena Easton for For Your Eyes Only.)

Of the modern-era (Dalton/Brosnan/Craig) I mostly have time for these ten:
1. Propellerheads
2. Garbage
3. A-Ha
4. kd Lang
5. Scott Walker
6. Moby
7. Billie Eilish
8. Adele
9. Sheryl Crow
10. Tina Turner

Xp real lolz thinking of a B52 theme although Planet Claire is already a pretty close approximation

He came from Planet Bond
Almost drowned in a pond
He drove an Aston Martin
A-wants vodka martinis, not gin!

Metallica is going to do the next bond theme.

Bond will be played by Tom Hardy

The first film will be called

"To Live is to Die"

Inexplicably, the song will be titled

"Ruin Nation"

i really hope they gender flip bond with the next casting but otherwise i wish all of those sentences were true

yeah i’d love Bond to be a woman

hard pass on Tom Hardy

tom hanks is james bond in... no dying in baseball

Not saying I *want* Tom Hardy, just guessing the predictable way they will go

if metallica does the bond theme then john woo better direct because 90’s mission impossible is what we all clearly want here

Siegbran’s list is especially good bcz there are two guesses for #1.

Haha yeah, but their Goldfinger remix is pretty unremarkable.

The Propheads OHMSS version is one of the very few Bond tunes that capture the kinetic energy of the movies - I like dramatic orchestral ballads as much as the next guy/gal but in the end these movies are 90% hyperactive chase scenes.

I honestly thought History Repeating was the most likely reference!

ah yeah but that was never a Bond tune. It's also funny to read about the rejected bond themes:

Ace Of Base were supposed to do Goldeneye, which was reworked into this - surprisingly it's not cod-reggae europop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_s1GuSjl-I

Pet Shop Boys reworked their rejected The Living Daylights song into this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKW6BcTcRJ8

Saint Etienne Tomorrow Never Dies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLsyuMYYb3A

Straw The World Is Not Enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRrL3d4qrMo

Johnny Cash Thunderball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-AN5mJF13A

Radiohead Spectre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLiDemXYSLc

Wasn't there an Alice Cooper version of the Man With the Golden Gun as well?

Yeah, mentioned upthread, but I guess the link is gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R500VKA9-Zo

Also, the Blondie one is also a dead link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3anh2SV-7s

And here's Natacha Atlas & David Arnold doing a very serviceable You Only Live Twice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0dkXSGNzZE

ah yeah but that was never a Bond tune.

Yah but you listed several not-Bond-themes from the reject pile.

(Pulp didn’t even have to change their rejected theme’s name to disguise it, as the movie helpfully changed their own instead)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRrlFYg2QkI