I like every single Carly Simon song I've ever heard

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"Coming Round Again," or whatever the fuck that mid '80s "comeback" hit was called, is the schlocka-ballad Joni Mitchell was too pure to write.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:33 (eighteen years ago) link

(x-post to myself)

That's one of the great unheralded rock album covers, I think. It's obviously trying to be "sexy" but so filled with accidental and contingent detail (cooing mouth, clenched fists, painfully self-conscious pose, worn boot, sliced head, revealed ass, visible edge of slightly curled backdrop) it's ultimately as cryptic as it is sexy.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:33 (eighteen years ago) link

it looks like the cover of radio ethiopia sorta

Mrs. Genius McGuruchakra (and her secret knowledge) (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link

the boys in the trees cover is equally sexy/cryptic

http://www.bluebeat.com/i/a/l/l5034.jpg

Mrs. Genius McGuruchakra (and her secret knowledge) (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

No Secrets, though: deadly dowdy. She looks like she's off to a lunch of flavorless salad and iced tea with friends, followed by a visit to the bank and then the dry-cleaner.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 11 November 2005 03:17 (eighteen years ago) link

it's ultimately as cryptic as it is sexy.

Well put. Always been intrigued by that cover...and not simply because of the sexiness.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 November 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

what if
demanding attention has nothing to do with devotion
and everything to do with selfishness
i'm so jealous i can't speak
god knows, god knows it's hard
it's hard enough
keep my chin up
and harder still to keep afloat
drenched, lying about, spread out on the grass to dry
thought you were somewhere there
'cause i can smell somebody's skin
you've been left out in the santa fe (?)
i don't know if i can let you back inside again

etc, Friday, 11 November 2005 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, Boys In The Trees wasn't a bad album either, actually. There's one song on that one...I'll have to think of the name...can't think of it now. Wait I got it! "There's always someone/haunting someone/haunting someeeeeeeeonnnne? And I can't..."

Yeah that's the one! That song's on that one isn't it?

Bimble The Nimble, Jumped Over A Thimble! (Bimble...), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Well god damn, here's a Carly Simon cover for ya, really bootleggy too. I yousentit for another thread, but its not gettin much use. DIdn't know it was by her until tonight actually:

http://s63.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=03KN23ZWEJ1FR1BV3L7X614NTA

Mon Star2 (hydraulis2), Sunday, 13 November 2005 10:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Let's not forget the Michael McDonald duet, "You Belong To Me"...

"Coming Around Again" was the theme to Heartburn -- Nora Ephron's movie based on her fictionalized book about her marriage to Carl Bernstein. Both are guilty pleasures.

Also, the lyrics of "Nobody Does It Better" were written by Carole Bayer Sager...

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Sunday, 13 November 2005 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

jed_ beat me to it. nile and carly should've collaborated more!

joseph (joseph), Sunday, 13 November 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

In the fiction novel I'll never write, someone invades a wedding ceremony with "You Belong to Me."

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 13 November 2005 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Except now I keep seeing the movie version in my head, in which they substitute the Elvis Costello song of the same name.

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 14 November 2005 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, actually, if you dig her hits, you'll have room in your heart for the rest - MOR is the last uncrossed hurdle of I-actually-enjoy-this, but there's loads of good stuff in there, and Carly Simon's worth investigating in depth

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 14 November 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Me need the 7 minute version of 'Why' bad. I only found out it was produced by Chic the other week.

blueski, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

and I only found out that she was the lead singer on "Kissing with Confidence" about ooh.....

Mark G, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

no REALLY? what did they do to her voice to make it sound like that?
i thought that was just a story and not true!

i'm amazed the long version of WHY isn't on the SOUP FOR ONE soundtrack from whence it came. it'll be all over $0u!$££k mind.

pisces, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh I love people who love Carly. Oh yes I do. I love you guys. Holy hell.

Bimble, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm going to pull out that greatest hits now.
But I do have Hotcakes on vinyl, VIRGIN VINYL
I wrote about it here before.

Bimble, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

But the Anticipation album is to die for. Oh yeah it is.

Bimble, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Bimble's on an alcoholic binge again.

Got to sober up if I could stop crying.
If I could just stop crying. If I could only stop.
I think I'm going to put on Rush soon.

Bimble, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

LEGEND IN YOUR OWN TIME

That song is the shit, man. That is absolutely the way to go.

Bimble, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Carly man, oh god. What I wouldn't do for Carly.

Bimble, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't have the need for the pain.

Bimble, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

I dig me some carly, but i don't she was/is as talented as Judee or Joni.

QuantumNoise, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I like-not-love "Why" -- her voice sounds like an off-key synthesizer (no, not a good thing, kids).

"You Belong To Me," however, is genius.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

The late-80s stuff, not so good.

Life is eternal and love is immortal, and death is only a horizon...
And a horizon is nothing, save the limit of our sight.

Eazy, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Me need the 7 minute version of 'Why' bad. I only found out it was produced by Chic the other week.

pretty much available on every Balearic comp...EVER!...love the slowed-down drum machine, never knew Nile Rodgers was involved..."la-dee-dah" vocals predate Crystal Waters by almost a decade...

"You're So Vain" still her pinnacle..."you walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht", what an opening line...

henry s, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I can send "Why" to whomever wants it.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I like-not-love "Why" -- her voice sounds like an off-key synthesizer (no, not a good thing, kids).

why

does this post
hurt so much?

tell me why

henry s, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Jack Nitzsche's "Carly" in which the producer slavers over her and writes a song about the experience. "That's the Way I Always Heard It Should Be" sounded like the kind of suburban angst I always wanted enough money to enjoy. she is pregnant and m-tee cute on cover of No Secrets which has some good stuff on it.

whisperineddhurt, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

not No Secrets but Hotcakes--aka Pigs in a Blanket.

whisperineddhurt, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

sometimes i think my dad only bought carly records for the covers. i don't remember him playing them that much.

man, last summer jimmy webb was recording with carly on the island and i totally wanted to sneak into the studio and have him sign my copy of wichita lineman.

i see carly all the time here. and her little dog too. her son is dreamy. so is her daughter. dreamy family all around.

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

sally taylor will knit you a poncho, you know. if you ask her.

http://www.sallytaylor.com/photos/poncho5.jpg

http://www.sallytaylor.com/Poncho.shtml

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link

and I only found out that she was the lead singer on "Kissing with Confidence" about ooh.....

-- Mark G, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 16:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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no REALLY? what did they do to her voice to make it sound like that?
i thought that was just a story and not true!

i'm amazed the long version of WHY isn't on the SOUP FOR ONE soundtrack from whence it came. it'll be all over $0u!$££k mind.

-- pisces, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:19 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

No, not the deep voice talky bit, the singing bit. Hear it again, and you will go "Oh, of course it's her! It sounds exactly like her!"

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link

during the evening in which I played Kay Huntington's LP (see thread on late-'60s female singers who haven't gotten hipster kisses) to friends who became very disturbed that I had the record, let alone giggled and laughed as I played it for them, I also played some Carly Simon. I find Carly Simon soothing yet sexual in any circumstance and told them so, but no, they wanted to hear Matmos or some singer like that, not Carly, and it hurt my feelings.

whisperineddhurt, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I do love this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW0vzGNTir4 - the cafe scenes are priceless.

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 08:46 (sixteen years ago) link

She ain't sexy in that video.

QuantumNoise, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 13:11 (sixteen years ago) link

She popped up right at the end of some kids film, singing the title song whilst being in a field, sitting on a fence, etc.

Darned if I remember anything about the film tho.

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 13:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Coming Around Again is amazing.

Baby sneezes
Mummy pleases
Daddy breezes in
So good on paper
So romantic
But so bewildering

I know nothing stays the same
But if you're willing to play the game
It's coming around again
So don't mind if I fall apart
There's more room in a broken heart

You pay the grocer
Fix the toaster
Kiss the host Good-bye
Then you break a window
Burn the Souffle
Scream the lullaby

I know nothing stays the same
But if you're willing to play the game
It's coming around again
So don't mind if I fall apart
There's more room in a broken heart

And I believe in love
But what else can I do
I'm so in love with you

I know nothing stays the same
But if you're willing to play the game
It's coming around again

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 13:53 (sixteen years ago) link

is that a real poncho, or is that a Sears poncho?

Insides recorded a wonderful song called "Carly Simon" for their Euphoria LP, but it doesn't seem to be about her...

henry s, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link

In my mind, Carly Simon is inexocrably linked with Rosie Vela, as Coming Around Again debuted on the chart the same week as Vela's Magic Smile in early 1987.

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 13:58 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

She really did have a great voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqxN_7B4Gao

_Rockist__Scientist_, Sunday, 20 April 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-q1x55jbbc

It's really hard to listen to this stuff, but not because I don't like it.

_Rockist__Scientist_, Sunday, 20 April 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm surprised nobody mentioned this song on this thread already.

_Rockist__Scientist_, Sunday, 20 April 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I think do too. All three of them.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 21 April 2008 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm disappointed that her songs aren't as incisive as her voice can be; her ballads are awfully flat. But I still love "Jesse" and "You Belong To Me," the latter being the peak of seventies studio/yacht rock.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 21 April 2008 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Seven minute WHY 12" = Best song ever?

piscesx, Thursday, 1 January 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

hello

does anyone know where i can find the mp3 for the carly song if it wasn't love from the movie nothing in common

thanks

michael

carlysimonfan89, Friday, 22 January 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

this is a good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD5K5XqaJME&feature=related

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

Seven minute WHY 12" = Best song ever?

― piscesx, Thursday, January 1, 2009 8:55 PM (2 years ago)

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 07:40 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Seven minute WHY 12" = Best song ever?

― piscesx, Thursday, January 1, 2009 8:55 PM (2 years ago)

― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, June 22, 2011 7:40 AM (2 months ago)

Tracy "Assless" Chapman (The Brainwasher), Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

I heard "You're So Vain" in K-Mart today and it reminded me of the fairly pointless critique the poet Jonathan Williams did of the lyrics (I think it was some sort of 70s "people tell me that pop lyrics are today's poetry, so I will now make a travesty of some pop lyrics"), and I have to admit I was amused at vaguely remembering something like: how many eyes does this person have?

But who wants to read Jonathan Williams's boring, often quasi-concretist poetry anyway? I'd much rather listen to at least a handful of Carly Simon songs.

_Rudipherous_, Friday, 13 April 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

(Worthy of more acclaim as a publisher though.)

_Rudipherous_, Friday, 13 April 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

Naturally the Carly Simon thread is hilarious and awesome.

Cunga, Friday, 13 April 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

Just hearing "why" for the first time via this Daft punk spotify playlist, really nice. Is this song about James Taylor?

More Than a Century With the Polaris Emblem (calstars), Friday, 30 August 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

I got to work with her in my studio-rat days and she was a sweet lady. Didn't know until then she was of the Simon & Schuster (sp?) Simons.

That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 31 August 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

"Why" is nice but I don't think Simon's voice and Rodgers-Edwards were a snug fit.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 August 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link

Mick Jagger is great on 'You're So Vain'

More Than a Century With the Polaris Emblem (calstars), Saturday, 31 August 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

Just breaking- second verse is about Warren Beatty.

(Don't Go Blecch To) Reddville (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 November 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link

Anti-climactic, but a good story nonetheless (that I plan to walk my class through sometime this week). "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you"--that's a tautology, right?

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:15 (eight years ago) link

Think so but perhaps there is a rhetorical term that more closely captures what is going on.

(Don't Go Blecch To) Reddville (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:18 (eight years ago) link

That's what I was thinking, that there might be some other name for that. It's not at all a paradox, but tautology doesn't quite seem right either.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:25 (eight years ago) link

i like her song with chic

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

song is catchy, but this video (or more to the point, carly's moves within it) is embarrassing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8UnXzP3ms

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

also, she seems such an unlikely sex symbol to me, but that was the 1970s i guess (or in this case, the early 1980s)

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link

"You Belong to Me" and "Jesse" are better songs, but I'm resigned to muttering these opinions to my fellow supermarket shoppers as we hum along in the cereal aisle.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

How do we feel about when Carly tackles the standards?

I have a love/hate thing with her version of "Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye" (Cole Porter), which a certain NYC radio host uses as his sign-off song every week. On first listen it sounded awkward to me, both the singing and the cheesy production, but with constant repetition it's become somewhat endearing

Josefa, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 06:20 (eight years ago) link

My favourite Carly Simon revelation is the one about her liking to be spanked before she goes onstage.

schlep and back trio (anagram), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 07:10 (eight years ago) link

Wow, had never seen the video for Why before. I guess my main question with that is... why?!

she used alt+3 like an ascii heart (NickB), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 07:39 (eight years ago) link

I don't think the question about rhetorical device in "Vain" should go unanswered, hivemind to thread plz

I don't think it's a tautology, that would be more like "You're so vain because you're so vain" or "according to this song you're vain ergo you're vain"

Phrased as a paradox would be more like "You're so vain you can't imagine this song is about you"

So I dunno, I guess "absurd" or "nonsensical" would be a better term, the key weird phrase is "you probably think this song is about you", where usually the "you probably think..." construction would point to something false, here, surprisingly, it points to a truth, implied by the initial "you" and following "don't you?", adding up to a nice caricature of a person so vain that he sees himself even in such a negative description

So anyway, I think it's a play on apostrophe as a figure of speech - the vanity of the addressed person gives it a nice absurd twist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe_%28figure_of_speech%29

but sorry if these thoughts are jumbled

niels, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 08:59 (eight years ago) link

Thanks for trying to think through that...If the target of the song is correct, he's a) perceptive, and b) either more or less or exactly as vain as she thinks--I think that could go either way. If he's wrong, if the song's not about him, he's a) not very perceptive because b) he's even vainer than she thinks.

It's such a great line--I think it almost confounds categories.

clemenza, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link

When I played the song for my class today, with the lyrics and the backstory, they pretty quickly picked up on the fact that Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift write songs like this all the time. I told them that they all took their cue from Carly Simon, but I'm sure there are many precedents before that (Dylan wrote a bunch of who's-he-writing-about? songs in the mid-'60s). What makes "You're So Vain" so significant is that it hit #1 and turned into a national guessing game.

clemenza, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link

the line seems like a 'catch-22' to me, although i know that's not a classical figure of speech. the person to whom the song is addressed is damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.

and yeah that video for 'why' is... alternately horrifying and charming.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 05:32 (eight years ago) link

I thought about this some more on the way home today--I feel like it's a very important issue in 2015--and came to a similar conclusion. It's a trap, where three out of the four possibilities reflect badly on the intended target.

1) You think it's about you and you're right.
2) You think it's about you and you're wrong.
3) You don't think it's about you and you're right.
4) You don't think it's about you and you're wrong.

1 and 2 aren't good. Either way, you're definitely vain; the second possibility makes you really vain and also clueless. 4 means you're not vain but are clueless. Only 3 is a favorable outcome.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 November 2015 07:25 (eight years ago) link

Actually, if you're the intended target, only 1 and 4 apply. Change that to three out of the four possibilities reflect badly on everyone who's ever heard the song. Most of us--me for sure--are safe with 3. For Warren Beatty and Mick Jagger and such, much trickier.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 November 2015 07:28 (eight years ago) link

great stuff

you reckon there's more than one you in play? since it's the same word, I'd assume it refers to same subject throughout ("you walked..." "you're so vain" "don't you?") and the song can only be about you

leaving the question: who are you? two possible answers:

1) you're warren beatty or someone else intimately familiar with carly simon - this song may be about you, and you probably think it is

2) you don't know carly simon personally, so this song isn't specifically about you - but the meaning of the song might apply to you too; if you think it does, it does

niels, Thursday, 26 November 2015 09:20 (eight years ago) link

I feel like it's a very important issue in 2015

carly simon and her publisher sure hope so!

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 09:49 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

I've always wondered if "You're So Vain" isn't about any man in particular—even if there are references to specific guys (i.e. Beatty)—but all men.

Naive Teen Idol, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Keeps you Running slays
https://open.spotify.com/track/4kmIcVKU595QzqULEp1OzH?si=4UbyrPlaQ1yn_wt7pdv_lA
I’m tapped in 1977 and I can’t get out

calstars, Monday, 12 November 2018 04:13 (five years ago) link

it kinda does! is it a good album?

niels, Monday, 12 November 2018 08:09 (five years ago) link

Personally I had diminishing returns from the rest of the album, ymmv

calstars, Monday, 12 November 2018 13:10 (five years ago) link


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