The thread for pasting moronic YouTube comments

lol wtf

bots?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/39/Smithposter.jpg/250px-Smithposter.jpg

not really moronic but...

xyzlol21 (3 months ago) Show Hide
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must be scary. your about to kiss your girlfriend, a nuke goes off, and you are ash

samdude14 (16 hours ago)
I dont get it . He was looking 4 a job and he found one , so how is he miserable ?

hatemachine777 (16 hours ago)
Well, jobs are usually miserable. You obviously want to do something much more fun, like hang out all day or something.

-- Bodrick III, Monday, January 28, 2008 6:52 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

how is this moronic

yeah hatemachine777 otm!

come to ilx hatemachine777 YOUNG HOOS thread will welcome you for sure

LaurenFromMI (4 days ago) Show Hide
Damn everyone has to comment how old they were when the damn song came out. Who the fuck cares man. Face it you are old now, headed toward a certain death...lol

Rosesdream (4 days ago) Show Hide
Even Young people die. My nephew was only 2 1/2 months old. Nobody knows when their time is up.

From a karaoke video of "Tragedy" by The Bee Gees

I'd say that's classick.

Youtube video comments are the new IMDB message boards (which in turn was the new video game message boards).

TAXtheAtheist (2 days ago) Show Hide
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Sam is a Jew, cloaked in atheism. Sam has Jewsih Aggressions about Him.

ramitupursnout (3 hours ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Does anyone know where I can get the lyrics for this?

killbucket1 (3 hours ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Lyrics:
Hey.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xd44PWZGzg)

the1andonlybigh (1 day ago) 0 Reply
i could of made like 30 drinks in the time it took him to do that, lol yea it looks good, but its more juggling than anything, ive been bartending for 10 years, and this stuff is okay in some areas, i dont' know y i looked it up, just felt like it, but anywho, if i went to a bar to drink any the barkeep was doing this garbage, i wouldn't tip, because it took 2 minutes to make a simple vodka tonic, and he dug the glass right in the ice, i hate when bartenders do that, so freaking dirty and unsafe

From a karaoke video of "Tragedy" by The Bee Gees

this punchline made me snort like a pig

this type of music has been around for decades. It's called Dark Ambient. This is nothing special. Also, the members look like they take it from behind on the regular. The sounds are cool, but like I said, nothing extraordinary.

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puffinstuffsmum (43 minutes ago) Show Hide
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Well, he were defo tellin lies when he said "I don't have a gun".

kerrang99 (6 days ago) +1 Reply | Spam
At 2:31 they have incorparated Jeff Buckleys Brilliant Song Called Hallelujah

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/sp.jpg

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Stop sucking Madlibs dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.

holy shit dude's grammar is straight

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I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

Not moronic, but recent comments on Usher's "Trading Places":

tarisha2009 (9 minutes ago)
I love this video and song. I wish that was me. hell he can do all that stuff on me. shit I would love for him to do that.Usher is so sexy in this video well everywhere he is sexy!!!! I wish he give it to me.I want to kiss his abs and chest.

steph090590 (49 minutes ago)
i NEED to be her
i need to expeience this
omg this makes me want to become an actress model w/e the hell she is to do this with him
this video is so hot
and so is he

Lately I have been trolling youtube the cowards way by thumbs downing all positive comments and thumbs upping all negative ones. This I mainly do on Lady GaGa videos, I mute the laptop first.

And we can't read your poker face.

READ THE DESCRIPTION PLEASE
IT'S NOT ABOUT BALLROOM BALLS!!!

EDIT (8/11/08): I'm not going to be replying to anymore comments. One, because some of you will never figure out what this song is about. Two, it get's tiring. Three, I don't like being mean to people. If this gets anyworse I'm just disabling comments. I can't deal with this anymore. But, thanks for all the laughs.

Also, frow Wiki:
"The song is ostensibly about a person who hosts social balls, with constant double entendres about sexual activities and testicles"

Ostensibly - From appearances alone

Will that settle it?

babscabs1987 (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam this video is pointless.
you can turn a sphere inside out, but its no ordinary sphere, its this made of an abstract elastic material.
well fuck a lucka ding dong.
how very boring. come back when you can turn a basket ball inside out.
assholes.

10/10

felippedamaso (1 week ago)
FUCK HITLER!

TigerMilitia (5 days ago) Show Hide
FUCK YOU!

JacobzGreen (2 days ago)
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Haha, fuck a lucka ding dong

chap otm

TheMrMarilyn (10 months ago) Show Hide 0 Reply | Spam

This is such a great track!! Mz Carey can hit notes that only DOGS can hear...LoL!! Brilliant production and brilliantly sung too!! Mariah really kicks the crap outta this tune!! Jerry O'Connel looks fit as well!! A+

juzzlikethat (9 months ago) Show Hide 0 Reply | Spam

huakakakkaa really? not only dog, i can hear it too.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ewyt8w.gif

Stop sucking Madlib's dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.

forloveoffilm (6 months ago) Show Hide
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I got my first erection looking at a photo of Theda Bara. From that moment on, the 'type' was decided for me. Sadly, when I grew up there were no women who fit that mold.

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The only REAL thing here my fakking American friend, is that I'm Norwegian and can trace my blood back to Erik the Mad in 1070! YOU my friend should shut the FAKK up! You are a FAKKING american - and know NOTHING about Norway and extreme metal! Odin is great! And I call upon you a curse from Valhall! You FAKKING VANNABE Norwegian!
You WILL soon regret what you just said!
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I am indian and germanic. And i do not know what the fuck your talking about. I never commented on this band. Learn to read dickhead...
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But you my fakk, I'm Norwegian and I can trace my blood back to 1070. You are garbage, fakking American! Don't tell me what this music is about? ok? You fakking American FAKK! Shut up! ok?! Odin is Great! And I am his people! FAKK YOU!

"Odin is Great! And I am his people! FAKK YOU!"

\m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/

nped1 (4 days ago) Show Hide +1 Marked as spam Reply

This song giving me the goose

odie720706 (2 months ago) -7 Reply | Spam
聽她彈奏完，有種恐怖的感覺。
這首曲子殺氣騰騰，誰知道他彈完站起來之後仍面帶微笑，十足的殺 手樣。
我的意思是真的彈的很棒啦，尤其是結束後鞠躬前的那傾城微笑，彷 彿像是戰勝了十面而來的埋伏，帶著得意的笑容走出戰場。

NamekujiSmash (3 weeks ago) -2 Reply | Spam
dude I don't know what that means but you got 7 thumbs down for it haha

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Late with this I know, but living on this grey little hopeless island forces us into 2 things : being quite lazy and having a good time. Dont ever invade our island though cause we will fight to the end and we invent loads of shit. Although im Scottish so im British only through circumstance. Uch just ignore all of that.

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hip hop is not what it is today

tehpeh (14 hours ago)
looks like a piece of carp

skaterboy0255 (12 hours ago)
you spell like a piece of carp

Can't think of any right now but I remember laughing out loud many times reading the comment sections.

Quality bump!

Q: Would the Excelsior thread be improved if it was all just posts about "hey I read something that made me laugh on some thread or other, but it's gone now"?

hip hop is not what it is today

hahaha wtf does that even mean?

My bf trolls YT now and then when he's bored, I should see if I can find some of his.

haw, i still laugh over "hip hop is not what it is today"

01manchesterunited (13 hours ago)
lets all hail satan the real god of gods!

Necr0Cys2topsY (6 hours ago)
satan and god doesn't exist.

intothevoid92 (1 hour ago)
So do your grammar skills.

Hahaha.

after pfunkboy's antics tonight, how can we be sure you don't work for a boutique pedal firm

JaenisJoplin 3 days ago
I cried all the way thru this documentary. You can take the girl out of the Spice, but You can't take Spice off the girl...

7madonna7 3 days ago
i remember when spice girls comes out, i love them so much, i was a boy i mean now man ( sry bAd english) but i bay the spice girl parfume. and even today i still listen spice music. the music today is just stuiped

stuiped

ilovespandex74 2 weeks ago

I hear this song and i am not gay

- Helen Reddy

I hear this song and i am not gay

RE: "Yesterday"

napalm5 3 weeks ago
Should have always been in a minor key. Its a sad reflective song

Aberinkulas 3 weeks ago
Too bad you weren't there to give advice to PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY himself. There's a lot he needs to learn from napalm5 on youtube
Like 72

wow

(paul mccartney sock)

this is some terrific work in this field: http://wint.co/kfc.htm

jesus, Aberkinkulas got 72 likes.

i feel like that comment is a window unto the closet authoritarianism of youtube. for aberkinkulas, the internet is not a place for the free exchange of ideas, where people can talk openly about which recordings of beatles songs they prefer. i know he/she is probably in fourth grade but still, it's depressing.

Jacob Hershberger 1 week ago

this sound helps my bird fall a sleep

haha

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Rodney Davis 3 months ago
I meant "ooooh! weeeeeee!"  stupid auto correct

Rodney Davis
Rodney Davis 3 months ago
ooohhh! we were!

well fuck a lucka ding dong

Listen to all the little kids dividing music into little micro genres to protect their cultural tribes and help define their own folklore. Back in the '70s, this was just "music" or "electronic disco". Today, ever musician has their own genre which is defined and everybody gets angry when you don't classify something the way they want it classified. And people get mad if sounds a certain way and isn't described the way they want. hahaha

This film was gruesome in all ways, shakes, and form. This violence has to stop!!! Prophesies have been saying it's the end of the world.It is! But it's not because of the Ozone!!! It's because of mankind! We are destroying our selves! For many years people have been blaming the upbringing of children. It's not how the parents raise the children.......

in all ways, shakes, and forms.

<3

no way, shape or form

ZagRap89 7 months ago
if u are a junky listen vilalobos and that other bullshit
if u are a underground gangster listen GRANDE PEREZ
i am definitly a gangster from the underground, now fukk yourself :B

Under a clip of Jimmy Clitheroe:

xela12345 3 years ago
I can't help wondering, considering Jimmy never physically grew beyond the age of 8...how come he died? It seems kinda stupid to say so, but if people die from old age...

wow

a comment on an interview with dylan carlson about drone music:

sverddansar77 2 years ago

hey hgutfuck. you brainless kaukasian cocksucker are not allowed to tell us what good music is. this shit you are shit and your mother wishes you to drop dead.- keep on fucking goats iun sibiria. you greatst ASSHOLE of all times. the best music is arab music in this infidel world. but a barabar like you will never understand yoou subhuman,kiss my ass and learn english you nazi

https://cl.ly/0X0b2I1e0f1S/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-02%20at%2015.44.53.png

And second?

"Fuck jobs! Wage slavery. Drudgery... Humans should be free to do more meaningful things than slaving away for a living... Use your imagination, be free! Take time to make the world a better more beautiful place, take care of your loved ones. Jobs are mostly doing tasks that help destroy the planet and produce and try to market a bunch of crap we don't even need and just ends up polluting the planet, destroying the ecosystems and habitats."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amwyBmWxESA

https://i.imgur.com/XlVkfcB.jpg

I saw a comment on YouTube defending feminism as a "broad based movement". I mean, I guess so but I'm not sure that's the preferred terminology. Would have been my reply if I was foolish enough to ever comment on YouTube.

RANCISCO TORRES
2 years ago

my favorite part is when it starts and when it is about to finish good job

Clearly you have no taste (in Goo Goo Dolls or bagpipes for that matter)