This reminds me of someone who suddenly went into cardiac arrest at work not long ago. The woman had just bought some shampoo at a nearby table, and after collapsing, the people at the table had the nerve to come back over to her body and pick it up off the ground and return it to the table for sale. No lie.
― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― dr. william idol (dr g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― dude dude, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― We Are the Dregs of the Motherfucking Earth (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link
not to be a pedant but CPR's for anybody in cardiac arrest
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), November 29th, 2005 12:17 PM. (later)
It should have been buried with her.
― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 06:05 (eighteen years ago) link
But he was still able to post a second message. He has supah powahs.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link
oh my god. that is really fucking awful.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link
it sounds like a scene out six feet under. i mean, i really don't think i would have been any less hysterical had i been the wife.
RIP NEVER FORGET
― Matt #2, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link
ILE has gotten a lot more compassionate it seems. I mean I'm new, but damn.
― humansuit, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link
honestly!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link
rly if i sw that happen at lunch i'd be the person bawling in my salad and then trying to calm the wife down. i'm very affected by this kind of thing.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link
we lost a real soldier in Alan Conceicao. RIP.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Ballin' in your salad is my next LP BTW.
― humansuit, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Missed that. Did Alan Conceicao die?
― humansuit, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
rly, pls explain
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Adolph bin Streisand is a notorious cockfarmer around here so I wouldn't get too worked up about what he says he saw, TBH.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
oh
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
ballin on you salads this is t.i.p.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
cockfarmers have feelings too.
― ken c, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link
if we can't joke about a man dropping dead, what CAN we joke about?
― kenan, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link
ramzi why in fuck would you revive this thread
― gff, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link
big jpegs
― ken c, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:40 (sixteen years ago) link
good question i really don't remember what kind of search prompted this. probably a lunch search
― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:41 (sixteen years ago) link
good job.
― ken c, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
rip
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link
An aside from those seeking to lower the likelihood: coronaries are common during and after fatty meals, and the mechanisms involved (postprandial lipemia & endotoxemia, endothelial inflammation, matrix metalloproteinase expression, plaque rupture, downstream thrombosis) are becoming clear 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. People can live with stable plaques, but inflaming their caps every meal is a bad idea.
― gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Monday, 12 September 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link
wow is this, like, the worst thread of all time?
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link