True or False: A friend with weed...

Last time I checked, I have friends in spite of said allergy.

I also have more money than I probably would without said allergy.

Ha my upstairs neighbor came down with a joint and asked if he could borrow my video games. Nothing like shirtless college football dude just showing up to smoke you out, outdoors, in a parking lot, for no reason, and leave with your copy of Soul Calibur II.

He just walks around or sits on his porch smoking joints and playing with his cute puppies all day. He's the best neighbor I've ever had.

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His puppies are adorable sweet pitbulls named Brooklyn & Daimond (which is confusing bcz his roomie/cousin's name, who is also rad, is named D4imen).

Funny you revived this today. I bumped into some of the building crew out back earlier, said hey and all that. As I was walking away, one of them stopped me and in whispered tones said, "Hey, JD [the head maintenance guy] says you smoke weed, and I need a connection." Awkward, because while I will certainly smoke weed if it's around, I haven't bought it in years, and don't have anything like a connection. I forget how I put that to him, but that's essentially what I said.

Why does JD assume that I'm a big pothead? Because I'm not, at least not anymore, and I would be really interested in knowing what I say or do that might make people assume that. Interested in several ways.

^^^LOL smokeless paranoia!

Maybe bcz you spend a lot of time alone in your house? I don't know.

I do have rolling papers around. I guess "cheap cigs" isn't the first thing one would assume.

Maybe it is yr giant collection of Kottonmouth Kings posters?

No, not that.

Seriously, he's in my place a few times to fix the toilet and sink and that kind of thing, so that's what he knows about me. My place is more often than not immaculately clean -- not too stonerish. I make my bed in the morning fer chrissakes. I don't blast Dead records but I guess I do blast jazz records sometimes, maybe that's it.

Maybe I'm just so goddamn cool that his stoned logic leads him to believe that I have to be a weed smoker.

Maybe it was some kind of test. If so, I feel that I passed.

That really is paranoid, isn't it?

sup

i forgot my lighter at work, smoking with matches sux.

So if- purely hypothetically- a Young Alternative Cartoonist of some repute had given someone a small amount of pot. My friend who is totally not me for legal purposes has no means to smoke it and not have his hallway reek of weed; does anyone know a good recipe for edibles that even a godawful baker- like this other, separate person- could prepare and enjoy with a minimum of fuss?

My friend who I am asking for is very drunk right now and not proof reading his- or her! sentences super well

Cooking the weed will still make your place smell like weed