British People who just dont get America at all

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Surely it would be worse if you weren't congratulated, IE if you were expected to know where Bradford & Bicester were.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Also well done you!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

British noise sucks

― TRON FIGHTS FOR THE USERS (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

you don't like Dylan Nyoukis?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I've lived here long enough for the knowledge to have seeped in, and there's nobody like an American Smiths fan for knowing Britain's nooks, crannies, crap towns etc.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"I liked it so much I bought the company!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

they all voted for bush, they are all extremely right wing and expansionist, they all own suvs, they have the ethics, greed and refusal to accept personal responsibility of spoiled toddlers, they are all brash, overfriendly and loud, they expect all countries to supply them with specifically american products and foodstuffs, that's if they bother travelling at all, they are endlessly and pettily litigious, they are vulgarly obsessed with money and profit, they are fat, they have a uniquely strident sense of entitlement, they are racist.

but this is all true! however the rest of the world is just as obsessed with money and profit as america is, if not moreso.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

when did you vote for Bush and buy an SUV, JBR?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

i do it early and often.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

New York hasn't seceded yet, I guess.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Meanwhile over in the American People who just don't get the UK at all thread:

Is it true that all brits are gay?

-- WRC (mycaris@my.dick), June 1st, 2004

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4021&n=3

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 07:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Americans, British. Sure, you're both lovely.

Now come on over here to Ireland on your holidays. And bring plenty of money.

To te tee te tay.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

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