RIP Justin Bieber

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lol lamp

symsymsym, Monday, 17 May 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

he sounds like a dullard.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 May 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

who apparently doesn't know what "German" means. (no, I don't buy that he thought the interviewer said "Jewman", he LOOKED AT THE CARD!!!)

Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Monday, 17 May 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

hey cut the Biebs some slack, there's no Germans in heaven

huggable snuggable teddy bear (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 17 May 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

he's the demon spawn of tony robbins

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link

who apparently doesn't know what "German" means. (no, I don't buy that he thought the interviewer said "Jewman", he LOOKED AT THE CARD!!!)

― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Monday, May 17, 2010 1:50 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

So he can count to 10 in german if you ask him to, but he doesn't know what "german" means? If so, you should really be impressed more than anything.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe he just can't read.

bilbao baggins (88), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

some dude, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

rip lil dude, just heard a song by you for the first time and now you're all dead ;_;

tylerw, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

he isn't dead

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

THIS THREAD TITLE IS DECEPTIVE AND MISLEADING

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

its a typo, actually its Bustin Jieber that's passed away

this, too, is a rumor. "bustin jieber" refers to an act, not a person.

A complex sex move in which one dresses up as a androgynous 15 year old lesbian, then sings obnoxious pop songs in a high pitched nasally voice, before busting a nut in the face of teenage america. For some reason, teenage girls can't seem to get enough of this.

common mistake.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP little Bieber. I miss you so much already!

Fetchboy, Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

we are actively trying to recruit this bieber, but he has not answered our emails. we suspect a plot.

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 24 May 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kJjeRpPtY0

Trip Maker, Friday, 28 May 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

what a nice young man

conrad, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

agreeable fellow, I concur

RIP

henceforth we eat truffle fries (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

he and the glass door had previously been seen partying with Justin Timberlake in Bimini.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uGs0H.png

StanM, Saturday, 5 June 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Was nice knowing you, Celine Dion.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 5 June 2010 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow, looks like Snopes is still taking the news really hard. Hopefully they'll be able to come to terms with his passing soon.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 13 June 2010 12:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, stage 1 = denial.

StanM, Sunday, 13 June 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i heard him in a hit song on american top 40 this week. he didn't even ruin it!

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

he was just . . . undistinguished. but ryan seacrest still gushed over "bieber" being a guest on the song.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

"that was blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah, and 'bieber'"

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bqRpXPy4kM

StanM, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

^ first time I hear one of his songs ever, btw. Still haven't heard the real version. :-)

StanM, Saturday, 19 June 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

that is the real version!

LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

poor guy is still in denial:

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/07/01/bieber-is-neither-dead-nor-in-the-illuminati-he-confirms/?hpt=T2

Darin, Thursday, 1 July 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't believe he died again. i am even more distraught than the last time.

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Illuminati killed him just like they killed 2Pac

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

His hair looks like a CHP motorbike cop helmet.

http://blog.motorcycle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1221574962594_4chipsmif_640_320.jpg

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

he will be the leif garrett of this generation.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

listen dudes, like i understand ilx is generally about the lolz but it's pretty fucking poor form to be joking about a young kid that just died...have a heart

the reverend dr. william wiggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

he will be the leif garrett andy gibb of this generation.

Just like poor Andy died young, amirite?

Phil D., Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

outrageous. andy gibb was good, and could sing.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

m@tt otm...I can't believe how many callous motherfuckers there are on this board. can't believe you're all talking about fucking chillwave instead of joining us in grieving for a talent lost too soon.

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Friday, 2 July 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour

The My World Tour is an upcoming concert tour by Justin Bieber. It is his first official headlining tour, and is promoted by AEG Live, and Live Nation. The tour is anticipated to have multiple legs, and the supporting acts for the first will be Sean Kingston and Jessica Jarrell. Pop girl group The Stunners will also serve as an opening act for the first twenty dates. The tour is set to support his first release, My World, and its follow-up, My World 2.0. Who wants Justin the most? Decide now...

CURRENT COUNTRIES IN THE LEAD

#1 Israel

293992 votes


#2 North Korea

293618 votes

***You don't need a twitter account. Just click the I AM HUMAN button, and enter the words, then VOTE FOR NORTH KOREA.

***You can vote EVERY 20 MINUTES.

Cunga, Friday, 2 July 2010 08:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Question: "Why not send him to israel?"
Seriously, he has a WAY higher statistical chance of never returning from North Korea (or at least learning a great deal about the coal mining industry). Israel would welcome him and give him a shit ton of bodyguards because his visit would help their tourism, etc. North Korea would see him as a threat to their brainwashed people, and when you're in North Korea and their insane leader doesn't like you, well... manual labor, deportation, some humbling public humiliation for the conceited "bieb"

shakey mo gone too far imo

Cunga, Friday, 2 July 2010 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't believe they are touring his corpse o_O

The Reverend, Friday, 2 July 2010 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"My" is a strange title for a world tour

ripe dink (some dude), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

that's the "title/theme" of the tour? lol.

it's like when barry mantilow basked in a 10-minute standing ovation when he first walked on stage, then said, "we're all here to celebrate one thing tonight -- me."

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

it was a joke. his album is called My World, and his tour is called The My World Tour.

ripe dink (some dude), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

oh it's a joek all right!

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

(actually i figured it was him playing off his album title. still is a little o_o imo)

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP

plax (ico), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link


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