IF U WERE LEBRON WHAT WOULD U DO

duh of course you were, it's the Lakers, it's LA.

I would have to say "Competing," as in you have to knock him out to beat him?

Dude has played at a high level through so many injuries. He's not as purposefully flashy as Bron, and I don't think he has the giant sense of selfness that Kobe has.

duh of course you were, it's the Lakers, it's LA.

Meaning what, sir?

All that I know is that 55 year old secretaries be pointing out flaws in defensive schemes during the regular season out here. LA is a pro hoops town, man. They LOVE some NBA out here.

Meaning like NYC it's win at all cost, no excuses.

And what possible excuse could there be? Dude, its PROFESSIONAL sports. C.R.E.A.M., son.

BTW, as a life-long Orioles fan, I would be totally fine with the Earth opening up and swallowing Yankee Stadium WHOLE. Giant patch of green in the South Bronx. Awesome.

I would worry about Jigga and his head gear, but he's got some means, so he would find something else to wear.

MIAMIMIAMIMIAMIMIAMIMIAMI.

btw,

yeah their roster at that point would be

wade
bosh
lebron/stoudemire etc
mario chalmers
dequan cook

& that's it

profit???

the profit would be 4 -- 5 straight championships.

Shaq: Twitter

Keith Van Horn: Video Game Covers

Wade/Bosh/Lebron would be some scary, scary shit. You and I could fill out the starting 5, and they'd still take 50 games.

alright, 45, but they'd still make a run in the playoffs.

Pau Gasol: Trying to grow a beard

Sheed: Hamburgers

Paul Pierce: Face Pubes

praying for miami. bienvenido a miami, lebron james.

Dominque Wilkins: Windmill

Artest, Rodman: hairdye

Daryl Dawkins: whambamthankyoumamslamiam

Dave Cowens: floor burns

Patrick Ewing: Steps

Shaun Kemp: booty

New Jersey Nets: Pride

Jay Williams: speeding

Shaun Kemp: booty daddy

Pistol Pete: please don't hurt me, daddy

hey stupid question, but doesn't the prospect of a sign and trade make any team a possibility for lebron? i know miami, and chi and nets etc can also sign him outright but what's to stop him from saying, you know what, i wanna play for orlando with dwight and orlando ships lewis and some other contracts to make it work?

i heard that's a possibility yeah

want to see this regardless of implications

lebron 2 bobcats

lebron to olympiakos

lebron 2 yankees??

just a rumor i heard

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100514&sportCat=nba

oh already postedddd

not sure i really agree with much of that column

the part at the end is especially *rolls eyes*

eh im kinda with him on the "not cut from the jordan cloth" bit, but he's better than (or will be) dr j

probably/possibly, but let's not diminish how great dr. j was.

if i were lebron james i would quit basketball and join ricky williams in zen-philosophy school.

ricky williams is so tite 2 me

lol

yeah idk -- i guess personally i sort of identify with lebron because i'm a stubborn pouter of a person myself, and i could totally feel him on a "fuck these guys" shit if that's why he wasn't all KG in your face lecturing andy varejao on the bench and what not -- i feel like he was pretty betrayed in this series, by his body and his coach and the guy who they traded for who was supposed to be his #2 -- i would like to see him in a situation where winning a championship is more plausible before i go "OH LEBRON WON'T MAKE HIS TEAMMATES WIN" or whatever it is

it's not like lebron wasn't trying last night & i guess i'm not a person who's big on the tim tebow style of "leadership" & i sort of detest the "lebron's teammates didn't fear him!" or what mark jackson was saying last night insinuating that "having fun" is somehow detrimental to a team -- maybe his teammates were all average idk

man i was thinking A LOT about lebron/ricky today, seriously

FOR GOD SAKES LEBRON JAMES JOIN THE HEAT, WE'LL RESIGN WADE AND BOSH WILL FORCE A SIGN-AND-TRADE TO THE HEAT. FOR GOD SAKES LEBRON JAMES.

cuz like -- when ricky retired, he really broke the mold of what macho sports culture and wanna be macho sportswriters value in sports players -- selling out your body, WILLING MEN TO VICTORY, all that ish -- and just said "i am who i am, i'm a chill dude, i want to win, but i'm just myself" and it just infuriated people, that a guy would do his own thing and defy this mold that had been constructed -- obv lebron's case wouldn't be as extreme, but i really identify with a guy like lebron who isn't all kg in your face lecturing you on the decimal places of pi -- and especially if he goes to NY to use basketball as a springboard to become a billionaire 'person' or w/e

pretty much anything lebron can do to infuriate haughty sportswriters is a ok by me

yeah ricky williams is genuinely one of my favorite athletes

not just cause he is 'into chillwave' by which i mean 'smokes pot'

ricky williams is into chillwave?!?

ohhhhh . . . "pot"

How do you think I feel, being that I hadn't seen a pic of him since we were in high school