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also when some guy named Roc marciano is getting hype, you know there some sort of void...so maybe youre right a little bit but i still think the second two entries in this trilogy are genuinely exciting, progressive music for this space

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:10 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

as in the flipmode dude? also lol flipmode.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

actually on that song he's more like a papoose with a better voice and can rhyme on point and on beat

you better check that sausage before you put it in the rofl (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost i don't think roc marciano is flipmode??

you better check that sausage before you put it in the rofl (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Members
[edit] Current

[5]

* Busta Rhymes (1996-present)
* Spliff Star (1996-present)

[edit] Former

[5]

* Serious (1997)
* Lord Have Mercy (1996-2000)
* Roc Marciano (1999-2001)
* Meka (1997-2003)
* Rampage (1996-2006)
* Papoose (2006-2007)
* M. Dollars (2003-2007)
* Labba (2003-2007)
* Rah Digga (1997-2007)
* Baby Sham (1997-2008)
* Reek Da Villian (2006-2009)
* DJ Scratchator (1996-2009)
* Chauncey Black (2004-2009)
* Show Money (2007-2009)

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah im a herb on the internet

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

rip digga you dropped one almost perfect album and then got knocked up 12 times by an outsida

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

xp I think u just got outherbed tbh.

i am giving you the viking of compliments (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

huh i guess he was in flipmode 9 yrs ago

you better check that sausage before you put it in the rofl (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah what's the point of ever writing about why a rapper is good! what is this?? a freakin writing class???

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

especially when you can talk about how cool their ad libs are

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

LILBTHEBASEDGOD LOOK TO SEE "LIL B" WITH RARE FISH AND ANIMALS NEVER SEEN BEFORE!! RARE COLORED JELLY FISH http://youtu.be/PF70fYCFKE4

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

since I don't have sound right now, I need you to tell me who he looks like now (that causes him to have hoes on his dick)

i am giving you the viking of compliments (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm gonna listen when i get home

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

this lil b freestyle is just as bad as any random kid posting freestyles to youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk5qHS6MByQ&feature=related

you better check that sausage before you put it in the rofl (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 13 May 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

the distinction between him and any random youtube kid is pretty tiny imo

Jordan York (some dude), Thursday, 13 May 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but he is really "based" i guess

you better check that sausage before you put it in the rofl (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 13 May 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty tiny pants

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

dude honestly if you need people to "articulate" why a rapper is good before you can even entertain whatever criteria you may use for your own taste thats fuckin weird

and no one is really out there calling vado a great rapper. just simply enjoying the music

still, vado is better to me than big krit, freddie gibs, wiz kalifa, currency and all them.

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not like i'm looking for an essay on vado -- but everything i've seen written about him is basically "no, dipset isn't as good now, but... SLIME" to which i go "yeah i'll just listen to this against me! album again"

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

"slime" is kind of nore's word, isn't it? vado should give it back imo

i am giving you the viking of compliments (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

as perhaps the only person in the world who stanned for Sheek Louch's last album i'd like to know what the hell is going on that Def Jam supposedly just signed him

Jordan York (some dude), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

can't wait for his single with chrisette michelle

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

i am giving you the viking of compliments (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

list of current def jam artists

0-9

* 40 Glocc (G-Unit/Zoo Life/Infamous/Def Jam)

[edit] A

* Ace Hood (Def Jam/We the Best)
* Ai (Japan)
* Amerie

[edit] B

* Big Boi
* Blood Raw (Blood Raw/Corporate Thugz Ent./Def Jam)
* bONE (Citi U.S./Redzone/Def Jam)
* Boo (1 Life 1 Love/Corporate Thugz Ent./Def Jam)
* Block Xchange (Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam)
* Brolic D (Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam)

[edit] C

* Chrisette Michele (Def Soul/Def Jam)
* Curren$y (Roc-A-Fella/Def Jam)

[edit] D

* Dabo (Japan)
* DJ Clue (Desert Storm/Def Jam)
* DJ Khaled (We the Best/Terror Squad/Def Jam South)
* The-Dream (Radio Killa/Def Jam)

[edit] E

* Electrik Red (Radio Killa/Def Jam)

[edit] F

* Fabolous (Desert Storm/Def Jam)
* FDM aka Fun*dmental 03

[edit] G

* Ghostface Killah (Starks Enterprises/Def Jam)

[edit] I

* The Isley Brothers (Def Soul/Def Jam)

[edit] J

* Jennifer Lopez
* Jadakiss (Ruff Ryders/D-Block/Roc-A-Fella/Def Jam)
* Jeremih
* Juelz Santana (Skull Gang/Def Jam)
* Justin Bieber

[edit] K

* Kanye West (Roc-A-Fella/Def Jam)
* Karina Pasian
* Kerli

[edit] L

* Lady Sovereign (Def Jam/Casual records)
* Lil Fate (Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam)
* Lil Scrappy (Disturbing Tha Peace/G'$ Up/Def Jam)
* Lil Ru (Presidential/Def Jam)
* LL Cool J
* Ludacris (Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam)

[edit] M

* Mannie Fresh (Def Jam South)
* Mazaradi Fox (G-Unit/Def Jam)
* Method Man

[edit] N

* Nas (The Jones Experience/Def Jam)
* Ne-Yo (Compound/Def Jam)
* Nitro Microphone Underground (Japan)
* Norfclk (Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam)
* Nyce (G-Unit/Def Jam)

[edit] P

* Patti LaBelle
* Pittsburgh Slim
* Playaz Circle (Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam)
* Phyzikal

[edit] R

* The Roots
* Redman (Gilla House/Def Squad/Def Jam)
* Rihanna (SRP/Def Jam)
* Rick Ross (Maybach/Def Jam)
* Ron Isley (Def Soul/Def Jam)
* Rudy Currence (Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam)

[edit] S

* Sterling Simms (One/Larsiny Family/Def Jam)
* Shareefa (Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam)
* Shyne (Gangland/Def Jam)
* Slick Pulla (Corporate Thugz Ent./Def Jam)
* Small World (Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam)
* Spider Loc (G-Unit/Def Jam)
* Sheek Louch (Ruff Ryders/D-Block/Def Jam)

[edit] T

* Taz (Def Jam UK)
* TK N' CASH (Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam)

[edit] U

* USDA (Corporate Thugz Ent./Def Jam)

[edit] W

* Willy Northpole (Disturbing tha Peace/Def Jam)

[edit] Y

* Young Jeezy (Corporate Thugz Ent./Def Jam)

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

can't decide if disturbing tha peace or g-unit have saddled def jam with more awful third-rate weed carriers

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not even sure how/why there are all those G-Unit artists listed there, since G-Unit is part of Interscope (which is technically the same company as Def Jam but generally has a whole separate roster).

Jordan York (some dude), Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

needs a poll really

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hay willynorthpole! hey buddy you had that one song with all the tattoos in the video that was pretty good :)

you better check that sausage before you put it in the rofl (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

who is pittsburgh slim?

you better check that sausage before you put it in the rofl (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

haha this nore/vado slime song is pretty hilarious and awesome, nore's verse reminds me why i love that fool

you better check that sausage before you put it in the rofl (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

NEWSFLASH: Once a song has been leaked onto the internet, it’s a wrap. It’s over. There’s nothing you can do about it, and by asking a few bloggers to take it down, all you’re doing is pissing off those few bloggers in your futile attempt to stop the unstoppable. If you go online and see that your song leaked, the best thing you can do is fume for a minute, get it out your system and keep it moving. Anything else is a waste of everybody’s time. You can continue to deny this undisputable fact or you can accept it, it’s up to you. I know the internet is this big mysterious beast that is sometimes beneficial to you and sometimes not, but you are never going to be able to control it and once you understand and accept that, we can all move forward.

not that this is super brilliant on either of our parts, but i think i've been saying this for like seven years now and am amazed it still needs to be said at all.

₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵釰ƒü (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i assume at this point that c&d letters are more symbolic than anything

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

currensy is much better than Vado. i dont know about the rest. Vado sounds better than krit or gibbs i guess

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Vado sounds better than krit

after all that?

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

'better' is the wrong word. vado sounds like himself. krit still has identity issues

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link

But then there is the issue of unsanctioned, premature leaks. These are the songs we are most likely to get C&D’d for. These are the tracks that are unfinished, or were stolen and leaked against the wishes of the artist or simply aren’t supposed to be out yet. So we’ll get our hands on them, post them and then end up having to take the song down. And it’s at this point that some of us go on Twitter to complain (read: cry), or start drafting a big angry blog post about why the label that threatened us is the devil, or whatever. And then neutral folks who don’t blog or record music (civilians) read those rants and say to themselves: “Shut the fuck up crybaby blogger, you have nothing to complain about, it was never your music to post in the first place, yadda yadda.”

And I guess that’s understandable. We probably do come across like colossal douchebags at times. But what folks don’t understand is that there’s usually a deeper, underlying reason for our anger. For one, how the fuck are we supposed to know if a song isn’t finished, or wasn’t sanctioned for release or whatever? If you don’t pre-emptively tell us, “hey, you might come across a leaked copy of so-and-so’s song with so-and-so, can you please refrain from posting it”, then how are we supposed to know? The vast majority of you label people don’t communicate with us on that level, but yet you have no problem sending us unsolicited, boilerplate emails when you have some wack radio single you want posted everywhere. So we get a song, post it and then turn around to a fucking legal threat from some fuck head suit in our inbox and we momentarily spazz. So we’re human, fucking sue us (kidding, please don’t).

^^ this is monumentally infuriating horseshit coming from a site who has, many times, posted some track totally upfront about "this is a guest verse Kanye recorded for an uncompleted song" or "these are T.I.'s scratch vocals for a Dr. Dre record" and is part of a so-called 'new music cartel' that constantly crows about their WORLD PREMIERES of frequently stolen/hacked music my major artists and, like, tagging the audio or making special artwork for their 'exclusive' leaks of someone else's song like they're a fucking label or something. these sites probably get a song and post it in a matter of minutes if not seconds, but the onus is on the label to send out pre-emptive announcements of "hey this track is out there but please don't post it"? fuck. outta. here.

Jordan York (some dude), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link

you're pretty otm

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link

my=by

i probably come off psycho about this but tbh the idea of any musicians, even spoiled rich ones, not being able to record anything without some studio mole rushing every demo and rough mix out to the whole world is fucked up. plus i have to wonder if anyone is even making money off these kinds of scams -- at least in the 90s a rap bootlegger stood to make a nice profit if he got an early copy of a big record, now what's even the motivation besides just having more more more content that'll slide off the front page in 8 hours no matter what anyway?

Jordan York (some dude), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link

eskay def lives off nahright, and in that post he insinuates that he has to "keep up" with other blogs or w/e to "stay in business" -- not sure how much he pays his two "employees" but that's still something -- i can't imagine anyone else in the 'new music cartel' actually lives off their blogs as they're all just second or third or fourth rate nah rights anyway with all interchangeable content

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean i think for someone like the dude who runs 2dopeboyz who i can't imagine makes nearly enough ad money to live off his site but is still some sort of 'name' in the rap blogosphere it's just an ego thing -- "lupe fiasco got pissed off at me! whoo!" kinda deal

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

this part rang super hollow to me

When a song leaks on 5000 sites and only a handful of popular blogs are C&D’d. Then you ask somebody at the label why you’re being singled out and they tell you because your site is so big. Oh so it’s cool if the song leaks to 2,000 people, but not 20,000? And now I’m the only asshole who doesn’t have the song posted so I look like I’m slipping.

i'm pretty sure getting a c&d for some joint that's already on your third page is prob some badge of honor & an indicator that you are 'important,' not that you're "slipping" and your site is gonna lose readers. don't take the c&d like a chump.

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i know the big blogs make at least OK money off ads and such, that's not really what i was talking about -- i mean specifically whether there's any real financial worth or incentive in them leaking obviously unauthorized/unfinished records or whether the people that hack or steal those songs from studios and e-mail accounts actually sell them to the highest bidder, or just do it for the clout/thrill/fuck of it

Jordan York (some dude), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah idk -- can't imagine that a dude like eskay would pay up for an unreleased song that he could just steal off someone else's site in a second -- i'm sure there are hackers who do it for the thrill of hacking (as all hackers do) and eskay is always insinuating that ppl in rappers' camps are sending him music, and that just might be a spite thing or w/e -- can't imagine that any posts on nah right are more important than any others because they rarely even ever post anything after the jump -- i.e. my pageview to download the new drake track is "nah right page 2" which has vado mixtape teaser trailer teaser videos on it

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i would be interested to see how many hits they get from people googling shit -- i just googled "drake find your love" and nah right was only on the second page of google results and for "drake miss me" they're on page 3

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that's imo the worst part of this -- the kind of wanton, dispassionate way all this gets handled. a bunch of people work on a record, buy and sell beats and guest verses, try to plan things out, and then it gets leaked not so much because there are diehard fans who can't wait to hear it and will love it but more likely because some pageview-hungry assholes just need grist for the mill, and they and their readers will have totally forgotten about the whole thing a week later when there a dozen other equally high profile songs to download, bitch about and delete.

Jordan York (some dude), Friday, 14 May 2010 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link

lower left corner jab is particularly lol in 2010

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Friday, 14 May 2010 06:40 (thirteen years ago) link

ha

i am giving you the viking of compliments (The Reverend), Friday, 14 May 2010 08:05 (thirteen years ago) link

white rappers (like A.D.O.R.)

you better check that sausage before you put it in the rofl (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link


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