drunk creep pick up lines at the bar tonight

thread is great reminder to not do the smile complimenting thing

i find it really annoying when people tell me to smile. like if i am not grinning ear to ear they think i am upset?
i was at this gay bar last weekend and was kinda squinting to see what whiskeys were there (protip: gay bars will give you many flavors of vodka but not a large selection of whiskey) and this guy was all 'omg you need to SMILE!! we're not that scary!' and i wanted to be like 'bitch, please. i just want to know what whiskeys are back there' but it was not worth the raising of my voice to try to explain myself.

x-post - Wait - complimenting someone nicely on their smile is one thing. It's the men who order you to smile as you walk down the street (or random ones at a bar etc.) as if you have to be smiling 24/7 that bug the crap out of me.

Yeah Tza - exactly.

yes. sometimes dudes say i have a nice smile and that is fine (although still a little weird?) but yeah. dudes who think you should smile on command: wtf?!

that one line is like the ceasar salad of options in this poll

yeah i get that a lot. i'm pretty frowny but still, f u

i am sitting at the Backroom bar by myself and this creep just walked in. hoping he does not spot me, although i feel like he might because the only other people in here are two fat dudes talking about football.

did he spot u?

thankfully no.

not a very exciting thread bump, huh?

i was secretly hoping for some more dumb pick up lines out of the man so we could all get some laughs.

Considering the salmonella outbreak in eggs, giving someone the caesar's salad of compliments might not be all that considerate.

saying you are bigger than the hindenberg is a cute statement

lol. have to change to "I'm giving you the balsamic vinaigrette of compliments"

Make it a simple caprese with just olive oil, and I might respond to that. Make it burrata, and I might swoon.

I'm sprinkling the imitation bacon bits of interest on you

I fancy you so much I added extra croutons to the salad of my compliments

I even picked out the browner pieces of lettuce

And washed the lip of the ranch dressing bottle before I poured it on

you are the croutons in my heart salad

“Are you waiting for company?”
If no
“Would you like some?”

so did Nijoli end up settling down with this guy or