the contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your pants: classic or dud?

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and weather maps and yes, of course I had to do it

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

^actually made my day a little brighter

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I got this dude

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/CankeredRose/41.jpg

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

college girls in sweatpants = ugh gross
college dudes in sweatpants = keep it schwangin

double standard, i know

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

someone convince me that a "the contour of your pants is somewhat visible through your penis: classic or dud?" parody thread would be a bad idea

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:10 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dan i am so glad you post here because no one else would come up with things like this

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

college girls in sweatpants = ugh gross
^^^^
addendum, however:
college girls in those really short 'athletic' shorts = kiu

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 13 May 2010 05:14 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

classic thread

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

wow, i wrote a bizarre post in here. thank you, experimental study stims.

Spectrum, Monday, 20 August 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

Radio advertisement voice: "Experimental Study Stims, for those who like to study hard!"

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Monday, 20 August 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

all night, etc.

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Monday, 20 August 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

depends on the penis

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Monday, May 10, 2010 8:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

i stand by my statement

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

STONE COLD CLASSIC!

homosexual II, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)

I live on a street with major pedestrian traffic between a gym and the beach/running path/driving range and the volume of outrageously freely-flopping dicks in nylon shorts is unbelievable. I'm not complaining, and I think even Lorax would take notice - a straight male friend has commented on the display more than once.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 24 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

and he's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
free-flopping

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

robert's plant

clouds, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

a bustle in his hedgerow

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

alarmed now

Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

There are two paths you can go by.
Either stuff it down the right leg or the left leg.

Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

a bustle in his hedgerow

― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alarmed now

― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IRL LOLs

carl agatha, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

foreground: huge dong
background: huge gong

Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

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