friends of mine have been running into hermione around town (she's going to brown u)
― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:20 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
loooool
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
What does IANAL mean?― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:33 PM
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh man, i've gotten nailed so many times.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:47 PM (2 hours ago)
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
touche
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i keep wanting to say vulvas!
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 12 June 2010 20:03 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Saturday, 12 June 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
omg Kate's Dildo pic!
<3
― what it feels like for a goon (The Reverend), Sunday, June 6, 2010 2:06 AM (2 weeks ago)
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
What the hell is that pink thing?
― Cooper Temple Paws (NickB), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 9:15 AM
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I still laugh at "she's going to brown u" whenever I think of it. It sounds so filthy.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL @ things spontaneously combusting in my vag.
xpost
― peacocks, Monday, July 19, 2010 4:10 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― crispy hexagon sun (crüt), Monday, 19 July 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Quoted in context it kind of reads the same way.
― bamcquern, Monday, 19 July 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
may i come and 'tweak it'
― john foxx underpants - pack of 3 (haitch), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:54 (1 minute ago)
― the mandelbrot cassette (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
blows dong
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:16 AM Bookmark
― rock n roll individual (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
But the huge rider is that I haven't had enough PCP experience here to know whether that holds true more generally. [...]
― ljubljana, Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:36 AM
― bang (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I used to have a cat. It died, and I suddenly felt great.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Word to this. They're not always that flavorful at the very bottom of the stalk, but the part right under the head is excellent.
― jaymc, Friday, November 12, 2010 12:54 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Friday, 12 November 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
At this point, he's forgotten to pulls his pants down before sitting on the toilet.― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
he wdn't be alone. xp― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
The last person I did is out, and has resumed his (non-criminal) career.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:35 (Yesterday)
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
ws mom tbh
― goole, Monday, January 3, 2011 4:18 PM Bookmark
― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
when i did girls aloud my colleagues kept trying to accidentally walk in on it :(
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 11:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
lololol
― *gets the power* (deej), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
*tits
― one day you're here...and then you're banned (San Te), Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― beer, beer, beer (Pillbox), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Guido continues to be pretty good. Not as instantly 'fuck me' as Jazmine or Flying Lotus but
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 12:26 PM (21 seconds ago)
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Still can't do the long thin ones without giving myself a brain haemorrhage tbh.
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Evan, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:53 (thirteen years ago) link
just trying to share my boners, out of love for my fellow man
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:55 (Yesterday)
― miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
feel like some vietnamese takeaway then trayce
― miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, February 14, 2011 9:03 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― estela, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I didn't get any at work today and was more than fine with that.
― beau jest faux-verdrive (San Te), Monday, February 14, 2011 5:40 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― DJP, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha
― pon de river, pon deez nuts (San Te), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link
guys naughty bear is on clearance at my local target - do i do this to myself?
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:28 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link
A+ would lol again
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
kinda hate myself when i think that i'm prolly as excited to see bieber go thru puberty than i would for any of my kids (if they existed)
― kelpolaris, Saturday, February 26, 2011 8:38 PM (3 hours ago)
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Sunday, 27 February 2011 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link
That was kinda weird in context lol
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link
nothing like some underwear shots to break in the new work phone
― goole, maandag 28 februari 2011 18:05 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
― La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 28 February 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
"That mole looks familiar even here in Belgium"
― dell (del), Monday, 28 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
ok here's a good q
open mouth and tongue out or cupped hands?
Only one of these is right btw. Choose wisely.
― ENBB, Friday, March 18, 2011 3:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I KNEW IT.
― ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
this thread + you = it had to be
hahaha
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
former, obv
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
that whole thread is giving me insane roffles
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
nly ever done it cupped hands (main hand under the non-main hand)
― An adult guest rapper (donna rouge), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:15 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
my next-door neighbor had this technique where he would accept it in cupped hands, and then instead of bringing a hand up to his mouth he would, like, eat out of his hands like it was a makeshift trough. sort of weird...
― dell (del), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:17 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah the painful thing is that in many ways we went in too hastily and in many other ways we went in too slowly
and in some ways we went in juuuuuuuuuuust right (maybe)
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 2:18 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
dark brown veiny mexican cock
― ENBB, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Music is better than everything
― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:07 AM (Yesterday)
I'd rather fuck, tbh.
― Call on me (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 1:01 AM (Yesterday)
― ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Your ARSE is mine. Gotta take you right!
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, April 5, 2011 12:41 AM
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Have to make sure to get that vegetable in there.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, April 14, 2011 2:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Nasstarted cumming inside Mase and like a chain reaction Mase came all over hishand and the bed.
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, July 12, 2009 11:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
― Welcome to the Geirordome (Pillbox), Thursday, 21 April 2011 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link
fly me over and give me a couch and i'm yours― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, April 27, 2011
― forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link
male babies are the sexiest humans
― jortin shartgent (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:48 (1 year ago)
― y'allternative medicine (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
Woah the Prids. They played in my friend's basement once.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:13 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
congrats.
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:45 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 28 April 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link