fyi: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090121150152AA9L6DB
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link
j0rdan otm, this is a fun part of being on campus
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link
OK maybe guys who like guys are most likely to enjoy this than girls who like guys? Idk - most times I notice this is sorta skeeves me out rather than turns me on.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah it might be a guy/guy thing -- this is like 30% of the reason why i'd go play basketball w/ my friends in high school
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha awesome
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link
there has never been a moment in my life where I have wanted this to happen
― Ralph Nadir (crüt), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I broadcast my studliness in other ways
― Ralph Nadir (crüt), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.my-funny-tshirt.com/images/The-Man-The-Legend-Tshirt-Model.jpg
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link
the contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your podcast (xp)
― coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't even own A gun. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
http://www.youtube.com/v/t34J8EUcPzk
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Oops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t34J8EUcPzk
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Hardons under clothing is a major fetish for some people.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Let me guess -- you have this friend, right?
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Never noticed that part of the Sticky Fingers cover until now.
Contour: Big Dud or Dig Bud?
― a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
No, I'm not lucky enough to have a friend who gets regular stiff ones with their pants on, why do you ask? Volunteering?
But, seriously, I'm not shy about talking about the things I find sexy.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
someone convince me that a "the contour of your pants is somewhat visible through your penis: classic or dud?" parody thread would be a bad idea
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
gets regular stiff ones with their pants on
this happened with retardedly high frequency when i was younger
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
i think there are funnier parodies floating around tbh xp
didn't it to everyone? xp
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I need to find that story I told about the girl in junior high who though she had a boner
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://blog.wfmu.org/photos/uncategorized/eldridgecleaverpants_1.jpg
― Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)― J0rdan S.
It's people like you that made me never want to join a swim team when I was younger
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
uh oh
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
"The contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your cling-film trousers," I point out to him. Regrettably no more cling-film remains to cover up your immodesty."
Roy Orbison raises his trademark dark glasses to his forehead and surveys his bulging triumph. His eyes dance with the reflection of sun-drenched cellophane and perhaps a glimmer of joy. "Ah, never mind it," says Roy consolingly. "One does not value cling-film trousers for their modest appearance."
For once I am glad that I have run out of cling-film. Or have I?
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't mind gay people, as long as they don't stare at the contour of my penis somewhat visible through my speedo
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
extremely classic, if i'm looking at you
― peacocks, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
more like peek cocks amirite
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
lol idk maybesometimes shut up O_O
― peacocks, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
today i was returning books and as i was leaving i saw this incredibly hot frat guy in line w/ sweatpants on and i played this game. and then he lifted up his shirt to reveal the most beautiful abs in the world and it was like i was looking at his naked body. i had to sit down.
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
why did he lift his shirt up
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
to wipe his face
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link
he was sweaty
I hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers― J0rdan S
Don't flatter yourself, I don't want anyone looking at my penis contour. Speedos are disgusting
How can I explain this to you. It's like when a girl doesn't like it when guys stare at her breasts so she purposely wears clothing that doesn't draw focus to them. I know this scenario might seem far fetched but there it is
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
wait, you have breasts?
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
eyes are free to roam where they please iirc but there's nothing wrong with people being creeped out by that in some cases, kind of inevitable and not really anyone's fault
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I agree. There is nothing wrong with people being creeped out by folk who accidentally or purposely stare at someone's goods.
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
yah honestly always feel hella self-conscious when im swimming @ school in my new bathing suit
― coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
otoh i totally check out swimmer dudes junk so
― coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link
when you're packing major heat (read: big dong), the contour defies any couture. As I step off the subway and onto the platform all the ladies (and gay dudes) part way and lower their wayfarers, bewildered and in awe at the mystery just revealed unto them.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
gross
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link
giant packages that make ppl who see them literally split in half = dud
when you're packing major heat (read: big dong)
thanks for the clarification here, really thought you were talking about
http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fun-cooker.jpg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
GIS for "major heat" will ruin yr day
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't get anything except pit bulls?
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
and weather maps and yes, of course I had to do it
http://i40.tinypic.com/ykzs4.jpg
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
^actually made my day a little brighter
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I got this dude
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/CankeredRose/41.jpg
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link
college girls in sweatpants = ugh grosscollege dudes in sweatpants = keep it schwangin
double standard, i know
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link
a bustle in his hedgerow
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
alarmed now
― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
IRL LOLs
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
foreground: huge dongbackground: huge gong
― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-hottest-fashion-trend-for-2015-is-underdick-nsfw-1681187267/+leshorn?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link