the contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your pants: classic or dud?

so over the winter my gf and i went skiing for the first time ever--we made a big deal about what to wear but i got dressed in the dark and long story short i wore girls sweatpants (with ski pants over them) and am now the owner of these sweatpants because i fell a lot and put a hole in them and bled everywhere.

the sweatpants are super comfortable--sometimes i wear them around the house but it's disconcerting as hell to go into the bathroom to brush my teeth or whatever and there's this *outline*

lol

wau

sweatpants are god's gift to penis outlines

Yeah but dudes most likely to wear sweatpants in public are often the last ppl whose dicks you want to see even if it's just an outline. ;_;

well that's cuz you aren't in college atm

hmmmm maybe although I'm pretty anti sweatpants in public - even on college dudes

except maybe at the gym or in another athletic setting. that might be ok. still anti-outline though. maybe I just like the element of surprise. idk.

i mean, i would on principle not date a dude who was all wearing sweatpants in public -- but hot slacker/fratty types sometimes will go out in sweatpants and it's nice 4 looking

fyi: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090121150152AA9L6DB

j0rdan otm, this is a fun part of being on campus

OK maybe guys who like guys are most likely to enjoy this than girls who like guys? Idk - most times I notice this is sorta skeeves me out rather than turns me on.

yeah it might be a guy/guy thing -- this is like 30% of the reason why i'd go play basketball w/ my friends in high school

hahahahahaha awesome

there has never been a moment in my life where I have wanted this to happen

I broadcast my studliness in other ways

http://www.my-funny-tshirt.com/images/The-Man-The-Legend-Tshirt-Model.jpg

the contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your podcast (xp)

I don't even own A gun. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

http://www.youtube.com/v/t34J8EUcPzk

Oops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t34J8EUcPzk

Hardons under clothing is a major fetish for some people.

Let me guess -- you have this friend, right?

Never noticed that part of the Sticky Fingers cover until now.

Contour: Big Dud or Dig Bud?

Let me guess -- you have this friend, right?

No, I'm not lucky enough to have a friend who gets regular stiff ones with their pants on, why do you ask? Volunteering?

But, seriously, I'm not shy about talking about the things I find sexy.

someone convince me that a "the contour of your pants is somewhat visible through your penis: classic or dud?" parody thread would be a bad idea

gets regular stiff ones with their pants on

this happened with retardedly high frequency when i was younger

i think there are funnier parodies floating around tbh xp

didn't it to everyone? xp

I need to find that story I told about the girl in junior high who though she had a boner

http://blog.wfmu.org/photos/uncategorized/eldridgecleaverpants_1.jpg

i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)― J0rdan S.

It's people like you that made me never want to join a swim team when I was younger

uh oh

"The contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your cling-film trousers," I point out to him. Regrettably no more cling-film remains to cover up your immodesty."

Roy Orbison raises his trademark dark glasses to his forehead and surveys his bulging triumph. His eyes dance with the reflection of sun-drenched cellophane and perhaps a glimmer of joy. "Ah, never mind it," says Roy consolingly. "One does not value cling-film trousers for their modest appearance."

For once I am glad that I have run out of cling-film. Or have I?

i hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers

i don't mind gay people, as long as they don't stare at the contour of my penis somewhat visible through my speedo

extremely classic, if i'm looking at you

more like peek cocks amirite

lol idk maybesometimes shut up O_O

today i was returning books and as i was leaving i saw this incredibly hot frat guy in line w/ sweatpants on and i played this game. and then he lifted up his shirt to reveal the most beautiful abs in the world and it was like i was looking at his naked body. i had to sit down.

why did he lift his shirt up

to wipe his face

he was sweaty

I hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers― J0rdan S

Don't flatter yourself, I don't want anyone looking at my penis contour. Speedos are disgusting

How can I explain this to you. It's like when a girl doesn't like it when guys stare at her breasts so she purposely wears clothing that doesn't draw focus to them. I know this scenario might seem far fetched but there it is

wait, you have breasts?

eyes are free to roam where they please iirc but there's nothing wrong with people being creeped out by that in some cases, kind of inevitable and not really anyone's fault

I agree. There is nothing wrong with people being creeped out by folk who accidentally or purposely stare at someone's goods.

yah honestly always feel hella self-conscious when im swimming @ school in my new bathing suit

otoh i totally check out swimmer dudes junk so

when you're packing major heat (read: big dong), the contour defies any couture. As I step off the subway and onto the platform all the ladies (and gay dudes) part way and lower their wayfarers, bewildered and in awe at the mystery just revealed unto them.

gross

i stand by my statement

STONE COLD CLASSIC!

i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)

I live on a street with major pedestrian traffic between a gym and the beach/running path/driving range and the volume of outrageously freely-flopping dicks in nylon shorts is unbelievable. I'm not complaining, and I think even Lorax would take notice - a straight male friend has commented on the display more than once.

and he's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
free-flopping

http://othersideofscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/106722860129631.jpeg

robert's plant

a bustle in his hedgerow

alarmed now

There are two paths you can go by.
Either stuff it down the right leg or the left leg.

a bustle in his hedgerow

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alarmed now

― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IRL LOLs

foreground: huge dong
background: huge gong

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