baby you're so fine you make the titanic look like a lifeboat
― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
girl you light up the room like the challenger lit up the sky
― bee en u_u (bnw), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link
caesar salad of compliments = common and totally empty???
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i am slanted towards the hindenberg line just because of the grammar and style rules it elegantly breaks
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link
caesar salad of compliments = gonna get a reminder of what I said every time I exhale today
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm trying to work a "i bet your dick is as frozen as walt disney's" line but it seems inappropriate
― rahni, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link
smiles do not weigh much iirc
maybe he is saying you have a fat smile??
― Ralph Nadir (crüt), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link
invocation of "smile" always creeps me out when creepy dudes invoke it tbh.― horseshoe, Monday, May 10, 2010 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― horseshoe, Monday, May 10, 2010 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
this is a truth bomb, btw. having overheard dudes utter "smile" invocations, i will say that they inevitably sound like the last resort of a crepe
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Once I got send a message on OKC saying "u have an pretty smile" or something.
The only photo of me on OKC I have half my face covered ninja style, you cant see my mouth at all!
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link
qe fukkin d
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
i forgot to vote! would have voted "smile"
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Being told to smile by creepy dudes is the worst.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link
thread is great reminder to not do the smile complimenting thing
― Ralph Nadir (crüt), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i find it really annoying when people tell me to smile. like if i am not grinning ear to ear they think i am upset? i was at this gay bar last weekend and was kinda squinting to see what whiskeys were there (protip: gay bars will give you many flavors of vodka but not a large selection of whiskey) and this guy was all 'omg you need to SMILE!! we're not that scary!' and i wanted to be like 'bitch, please. i just want to know what whiskeys are back there' but it was not worth the raising of my voice to try to explain myself.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link
x-post - Wait - complimenting someone nicely on their smile is one thing. It's the men who order you to smile as you walk down the street (or random ones at a bar etc.) as if you have to be smiling 24/7 that bug the crap out of me.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah Tza - exactly.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
yes. sometimes dudes say i have a nice smile and that is fine (although still a little weird?) but yeah. dudes who think you should smile on command: wtf?!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
that one line is like the ceasar salad of options in this poll
― GayQuil (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i get that a lot. i'm pretty frowny but still, f u
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i am sitting at the Backroom bar by myself and this creep just walked in. hoping he does not spot me, although i feel like he might because the only other people in here are two fat dudes talking about football.
― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
did he spot u?
― peacocks, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link
thankfully no.
not a very exciting thread bump, huh?
― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
i was secretly hoping for some more dumb pick up lines out of the man so we could all get some laughs.
Considering the salmonella outbreak in eggs, giving someone the caesar's salad of compliments might not be all that considerate.
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link
saying you are bigger than the hindenberg is a cute statement
― hk phooey (crüt), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link
lol. have to change to "I'm giving you the balsamic vinaigrette of compliments"
― peacocks, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Make it a simple caprese with just olive oil, and I might respond to that. Make it burrata, and I might swoon.
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm sprinkling the imitation bacon bits of interest on you
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I fancy you so much I added extra croutons to the salad of my compliments
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I even picked out the browner pieces of lettuce
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
And washed the lip of the ranch dressing bottle before I poured it on
you are the croutons in my heart salad
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link
“Are you waiting for company?”If no“Would you like some?”
― calstars, Monday, 5 July 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link
so did Nijoli end up settling down with this guy or
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 July 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link