Jesus Fucking Christ: evangelical bigwig opposed gay marriage "because it takes the dirt and danger out of clandestine sex with rent-a-men"

4. Did Dr. Rekers spend time explaining how the Christian faith is based in love to you during the trip?
We agreed that I explained the Christian faith to my travel assistant in conversations on several days during the trip.

Mostly the 'Love thy neighbor' part.

it was sort of disconcerting to get to the bottom of that article and have this ad sitting next to it:

http://imagec12.247realmedia.com/RealMedia/ads/Creatives/TheVoice/mia_House-BOM_050510_300b_ROS/mia_House-BOM_050510_300b_ROS.gif

Yeah, I though Angel was the worst "Rent" character too...why put him in that ad?

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/05/my-interview-with-jo-vanni-roman.html

'He was definitely totally gay for me.'

"Well, I do have to get up early for an interview. You know that guy, the gay reporter on TV?"

Hahaha - that's great. I think I have a crush on Jo-Vanni.

Or maybe it's a desire to protect him.

http://chazonator.blogspot.com/2010/05/i-am-original-reker-rent-boy.html

This is turning into some Tiger Woods bullshit.

Furthermore, Rekers is no Pastor Ted Haggard. Those who know me are aware that Ted Haggard has become a friend of mine. I believe Ted Haggard is a faithful husband to his wife. He is a dedicated Christian, and he is no enemy of gays.

wait what

I felt an attraction to Pastor Ted the first moment I laid eyes on him. I wanted him, and I couldn’t help myself. I knew he was married and I knew it was wrong, but I wanted this man and I was determined to get him. I thought of ways to let him know how I felt. I planned how I would test him and see if he wanted me to. I fantasized about having an affair with Pastor Ted Haggard. For as much as my hard cock wanted it my conscience wouldn’t allow me to make a move on him. I gave him every opportunity to make an advancement on me. I remember waking up and finding him reading the bible on his treo, which is an older kind of I-phone. He would pace back and forth, in his boxers, and pray. One morning, I woke up with wood, and I saw him pacing back and forth. He was wearing different underware this time. They were tight and white. I could see the full impression of his cock and I swear, I almost came on myself just looking at him. As he walked back and forth his huge cock moved with his left leg and his balls jiggled inside his package. I couldn’t stop starring at him, and when he almost caught me I pretended that I was praying too. I was praying. Praying he would fuck me!

what the fuck blog is this

On the interwebs, no one knows u r lyin.

his balls jiggled inside his package

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ysl_lq7IU

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/05/_despite_what_anti-gay_evangel.php

Also, this, asking a lot of the same questions raised here at points:

http://blog.unzipped.net/2010/05/what-a-mess-george-rekers-miami-new-times-penn-bullock-brandon-k-thorp-and-rentboy-jovanni-roman.html

The editor wrote this in the comments section:

Chuck Strouse says:
I am the editor of Miami New Times. No money was paid to a source in this story and nothing unethical or illegal was done. Our reporters have no personal relationship with anyone involved in the story. For anything more, read the stories that will continue to appear on our website and in print.

Meantime, the two reporters tell their side of the story.

his balls jiggled inside his package

um, ow?

I just...

Thorp and Bullock went about the task of writing their story methodically. First, it was not Roman that tipped them off to the lead the young man was in Europe with Rekers. Instead, it was a friend of Roman’s, who was an ‘authorized user’ of his e-mail account. Apparently, while reviewing Roman’s contacts, he came upon the escort’s famous client, and contacted his friend, Bullock. His goal was to expose Rekers, a married man, for hiring a male escort.

Kinda inevitable:

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/05/rekers_resigns_from_board_of_ex-gay_group_narth.php?ref=tn

Meantime, more 'how the story happened' stuff:

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2010-05-13/news/how-george-alan-rekers-and-his-rent-boy-got-busted-by-new-times/

The two guys standing nearby make the young man even more uneasy. One of them holds a hot-pink digital camera, and both are trying hard not to look his way. They keep stealing glances, which the young man tries to ignore.

more slash fiction, I see.

Rather.

what kind of an acronym is NARTH

it's like a hair's-breadth away from being an annoying sidekick character on a kid's cartoon

Sounds like a name for an NPC orc.

Thrall, Garrosh, Narth... yeah, that could work.

Best campaign ever!

more slash fiction, I see.

OTM. Really hard to read. Congratulations on making it all about about you, dudes.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Marthshadowdragon.jpg

OTM. Really hard to read. Congratulations on making it all about about you, dudes.

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:15 PM

^

Yeah, I read about a paragraph and a half of that before cringing away.

The escort's tall, swarthy soon-to-be ex-boyfriend sits on the couch in front of the TV set. When he sees the reporters, he darts into a bedroom like a startled fish and doesn't reappear.

Or maybe "like a dude who doesn't want any part of Woodward and Bernstein here."

"swarthy"

The two reporters look pretty smart and might have a splendid career in what's left of journalism as we know it (if they drop the Nora Ephron-Carl Bernstein act), but count me now in the sorry-I-asked category now that MNT has released this info.

Rekers is doubling down:

'I am immediately resigning my membership in NARTH to allow myself the time necessary to fight the false media reports that have been made against me. With the assistance of a defamation attorney, I will fight these false reports because I have not engaged in any homosexual behavior whatsoever. I am not gay and never have been.'

Meanwhile, your NARTH dream team. Rekers still listed there.

"You know, that's really the core issue here," he added. "I bought the drugs to enhance masturbation. Because what crystal meth does--Mike taught me this--crystal meth makes it so you don't ejaculate soon. So you can watch porn and masturbate for a long time."

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/01/ted_haggard_im_probably_what_the_kids_call_bisexual.php?ref=fpb

man, antidepressants do that too, but I have never heard of anyone taking them recreationally.

really? um yeah that happens

headline for the ages

I think you can take it for granted that anything that requires a prescription has been taken recreationally by somebody

ppl have taken SSRIs for the Mystery of the Missing Ejaculation side effect? I guess...that...could happen.

JINKIES

well I dunno about that specific effect but yes I have been around people who did SSRIs for fun

lol @ "Mystery of the Missing Ejaculation." pretty otm :/

I think you can take it for granted that anything that requires a prescription has been taken recreationally by somebody

i take recreational ventolin, i just love the lightness of lung it gives me

hey for some people drug taking is an end in and of itself.

News Flash! After being treated by his church the same way he gladly treated others while he was leading his church, Ted Haggard now professes: "I used to think the church was the light of the world. But I've completely lost my faith in it." There's nothing like being handed the dirty end of the stick to discover that it's dirty.