Fat Mantis Nutrition Plan

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"In The Tricky Master (1999), Stephen Chow's apprentice beats an overweight card sharp in a "fixed" high-stakes poker game. When taunted, the card sharp jumps onto the playing table and defeats Chow's deaf, cross-dressing bodyguard with a "long lost kung fu" called "Fat Mantis", which is the "most powerful...and kills without blood." (Note the card sharp’s shadow cast upon the wall in the shape of an overweight mantis with a big round belly.) In the end, Stephen Chow sprays the card sharp with a can of insecticide. He falls to the ground dead with his hands and legs held into the air like a bug."

Haha Hunt3r, this is what I ate today:

1 handful of almonds
salmon avocado roll
16 oz of thai noodles
2 bottles of cytomax/h2o
1 clif bar
1 banana
1 12oz package of trail mix
1 odwalla protein monster (33g protein)
1 rockstar energy drink
1 gu
2 eggrolls
2 fried wontons
12 oz beef broccoli
12 oz kung pao chicken
4 oz of fried rice
2 fortune cookies
2 servings of recoverite
probably 8-10 glasses of water

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:37 (nine years ago) link

was this on the bike??

i'm a touch under six feet tall and 86-ish kilos at the mo (@ 190 pounds iirc?) so i could do with dropping some, but i could also do with extra time on the bike, tbh. i commute to work now but that's only a 20 min trip each way so obvs it's not going to build base especially well.

erotic geometry (haitch), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 07:43 (nine years ago) link

I guess I could do this on the nutrition nazis thread but I am lazy and don't want to read all the history.

the trick to losing weight--don't be fucking lazy. read the thread.

cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:33 (nine years ago) link

you'll watch the pounds come flying off, ask homosexual II.

cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:34 (nine years ago) link

*respect* shasta.

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:21 (nine years ago) link

a "long lost kung fu" called "Fat Mantis", which is the "most powerful...and kills without blood."


erotic geometry (haitch), Monday, 24 May 2010 01:04 (nine years ago) link

ask me too, I dropped two stone

cozen, Monday, 24 May 2010 10:15 (nine years ago) link

Tell me more,

I'm down over a kilo since I started this thread, mainly through piling on the miles and more beans less rice and less takeout.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 24 May 2010 15:32 (nine years ago) link

uh read the thread

cutty, Monday, 24 May 2010 15:41 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

nutrition plan right on fat mantis fat ass


my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Saturday, 25 September 2010 21:47 (nine years ago) link


Vermarc and Ketel One? Dopppppe

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:01 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Really interesting read, some pretty big surprises (well not for us pastry/junk food lovers):


Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 10 October 2010 01:11 (nine years ago) link

thx, that _is_ interesting. the tea thing is sorta amazing to me. 1.2 liters of tea a day?! with whole milk. hmm.

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Sunday, 10 October 2010 02:33 (nine years ago) link

yes, and very little water. in kenya.

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 10 October 2010 02:47 (nine years ago) link

saw this commercial and lolled.


jaxon, Monday, 11 October 2010 05:00 (nine years ago) link

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