forksclovetofu needs ur help sonning wite kids in a film festival youtube beef

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where can i find this video?

modestmickey, Sunday, 1 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

fies, Sunday, 1 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Local "hipsters and bloggers" went head to head in a competition where they never explained fully explained who any of these local hipsters and blogger people were.

People who had played-out or boring videos got booed into oblivion by the drunken crowd. Forksclovestofu came out strong with "Valentine For A Perfect Stranger" and won his first round (the guy who MADE that video was, coincidentally, in the competition and lost real quick). During the second round, FCT brought out Dog264 singing Phil Collins. The audience was on some Timmy shit, mortified by the idea of enjoying this (or, more likely, Dog264 doesn't hold up to an audience of drunks for 4 minutes) and was booed. It took a video of 500 asian people fucking in a gymnasium to knock out the vid: http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=10130 (it's not 500, there's a mirror)

The political correctness of the audience didn't stay put, because the audience of all-white hipsters was ready to have a good auditorium-sized chuckle at the winner--the incredibly played out Reh Dogg video (dudes, it was in the Village Voice a MONTH ago).

All in all, good effort by FCT. He made the board proud.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 1 April 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a minute, since when do people like porn more than singing retards

fies, Sunday, 1 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

recount

Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dog264 is better than everything, ever.

BLASTOCYST, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

hey forks could you bookmark your set there http://feedbeat.net/ so we can wtch it webtv style.

other ppl should do that too yes

Sébastien, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

"A couple's choreographed wedding procession becomes a Web sensation."

this is on the front page of yahoo, should i click it?

cum on baby Finnish what you started (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

It's on CNN too: Wild wedding entrance stuns guests

I have a feeling it's just going to make me mad.

cum on baby Finnish what you started (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Dude, I (predictably) linked to it on the Chris Brown thread

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm gonna watch it then?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Ugh.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a wedding. they play chris brown's 'forever' (which always makes me think of gum). everyone's white. some of them can dance. some of them can't. some people on facebook said they were brought to tears. it's halfway cute. tevs.

like totally gr80 to the max (jaxon), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

like totally gr80 to the max (jaxon), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

This is fucking awful but I'd take 100 of these over LOL BABBYS BRAEKDANCING

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

ok so i just saw that "valentines for perfect strangers" video upthread for the first time and nearly spat out the beer i was drinking while doing so

hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Saturday, 25 July 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link

it's an all-time favorite

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

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