as much as I look forward to an obama presidency, a biden vice-presidency will surely promise a cornucopia of malapropism
― Edward III, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
yah but it will be malaprops i can believe in
― good luck usa (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Bill Clinton II is just mean
Rahm Emanuel and John Podesta are making it the morning-book favorite.
also may try out "The Change Hustler"
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 6 November 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link
or Reagan for Liberals
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I think he should hire Bill Clinton as President
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm glad you've finally changed yr name, lil cumstain
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, December 16, 2008 11:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
*sniff*
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
the littlest cumstain: a christmas miracle
― uncle tombot (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.johnnyr.com/images/ncp2008-12-08.gif
― uncle tombot (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
stfu forever and stay off I Love Baseball slobknob
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:23 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
lool
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
he called me a gay
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Even as pols go, does anyone doubt that Ojesus and Shrillary intensely dislike each other? as do their organizations? If faking authenticity is key, that ticket would be a nightmare.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 7:17 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link
osheila
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link
didn't know morbs worked in banner ad marketing
http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CLmyi7zx3LTpFBDYBRhPMgia5TaqDm8c6Q
― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
no more slander plz
however...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link
― eman, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:54 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://www.rascalscooters.com/images/landing/acw1006.jpg
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:56 PM
http://sayunclesam.com/images/sayunclesaddamfinished_81w2.jpg
― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
morbs how have you not used "B.O." yet?
― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
― and what, Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:36 PM
― am0n, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.mishkanyc.com/item/morbius-bootleg
― dmr, Sunday, 28 February 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I think you guys can worry about somebody besides Caribou Barbie in '12
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 8:13 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark
^^ a worthy addition imo
― jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
that one is fucking inspired imo
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah it really is
― jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Poppy Twit (George H.W. Bush)
this is seriously the cutest nickname ever
pretty sure I'd heard Caribou Barbie elsewhere during the 08 cycle
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link
It's a good gay cruising name.
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah Caribou Barbie was coined by a few writers during the 08 campaign I think.
I'd totally believe that Morbius coined "gaydar" though.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty popular name for palin, was used in snl skit, sub-morbs
― jeff, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Bam & the Dems
like the ring of this in a punk band style way
― J0rdan S., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link
haha sorta otm
― iatee, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Friday, May 21, 2010 4:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Dem and the Holobams
― max, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link
say what up to u Bams and Dem
― sveltko (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 May 2010 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
lots of lols coming
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link
lol kevin
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link
supply and dem-bam-d
― max, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd like to coin you, Matt, if u knowhuttimean
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Oprah = Orcah
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Rodham wuz robbed
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
although I do appreciate that gabbneb was the only ILXor on this list (twice!!)
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Blowjob Billy
― wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Bam's reelection strategy is same as Blowjob Billy's: To govern like a Republican who doesn't talk like a crazy person.
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius)
xpost lol!
― buzza, Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm sure you guys know that I'm just tossin up softballs for you
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
you may also be underestimating that Rombama are equally contemptible. Except Mittens hasn't actually outdone Dubya on police statism yet.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 22, 2011 8:05 PM (3 minutes ago)
― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
yeah we're gonna have to start collecting these for the 2012 version of this poll
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link
General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton) 2
robbed
― mid-song laughing elvis (schlump), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
also, he forgot Billy Blythe.
― Dr Morbius
^^ that's my fave!
― gff
― buzza, Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link
mcnasty really got shafted here
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
mcnasty was mccain's well known high school nickname iirc
― some dude, Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
so, this 'fire drill' was to get Bush III into the Leno show for his interview?
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 26, 2011 11:47 AM
― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
It's no Bittch Omamney.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
is that what RuPaul called Milton Berle?
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
I think she called him MilBe.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
gabbygabbknobpundnebslobknobSlobknobodan Gabbnebovich
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
spudd neb
― am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
I might almost be willing to root for St Loo, teeth clenched, if the fans dropped the "class" act and adopted my chant:
Dickdickdicktorinodick dick dick
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, October 21, 2013 12:02 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 21 October 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
google Dicktorino sometime... u guys are really oblivious to common nicknames for a CYBERGENERATION!
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
I did not think you invented the nickname "Dicktorino."
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 21 October 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, October 31, 2008
omg way too optimistic
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
also equating my Don't Vote for Obamdum = Vote for Romnee is exceptional toolism
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)
― buzza, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:24 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is this pronounced "O bombed 'em"?
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 06:31 (ten years ago) link
It's Pat invites Talking Yam to sue him
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/17/politics/ted-cruz-donald-trump-marco-rubio-south-carolina/index.html
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 17, 2016 2:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― crüt, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link
lmao
― nomar, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link
TY is not mine, to be clear
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link
some choice content from the good Dr here
― buzza, Thursday, 22 October 2020 07:43 (three years ago) link