Jesus Fucking Christ: evangelical bigwig opposed gay marriage "because it takes the dirt and danger out of clandestine sex with rent-a-men"

lolling hardcore at "teensextoday.com"

this slanderous article

fightin' words!

and we'll probably never really know how it works since none of these dudes has the self-possession to give an honest account of their life, inner or outer.

http://rgr-static1.tangentlabs.co.uk/media/9781400047284/blinded-by-the-right-the-conscience-of-an-ex-conservative.jpg

oh right, forgot about that dude.

and gram the one-eyed snake

his research contributions on child gender identity disorder.

WTF

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/05/06/alg_abs_rekers_inset.jpg

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFo8NGO4nTA

Contrary to Internet stories based on this slanderous article, following medical advice Professor George Rekers requires an assistant to lift his luggage in his travels because of an ongoing condition following surgery.

As documented in this photo... er...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/06/article-1273778-09741145000005DC-475_468x357.jpg

What's worse is this guy was in Europe. Is he also secretly a socialist who hates America?

one thing's for sure: whether it's to talk or keep quiet, the kid's going to end up getting paid a lot more for his week in europe than he planned

oh look, new hilarious update at professorgeorge.com (boldface his):

Dr. Rekers found his recent travel assistant by interviewing different people who might be able to help, and did not even find out about his travel assistant’s Internet advertisements offering prostitution activity until after the trip was in progress. There was nothing inappropriate with this relationship.

"I need a stenographer."

"A stenographer?"

"...yeah."

"Huh."

"Wait, no, an ostler."

Anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Y1mFTNU2c

"I need a stenographer... for my COCK."

"Monster.com, just what I needed!"

...

"Wait, this isn't about...um..."

Elsewhere:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/05/video_stephen_colbert_names_ge.php

'Lifting luggage' = 'naked body rubs'. One for urbandictionary.com, then.

New Times spent more than three hours with Lucien in the wee hours of Thursday morning. Check back this afternoon for stories detailing the trip, the document Rekers asked Lucien to prepare in the hopes of preventing any future disclosures, and a character sketch of what we think is a brave kid -- one who dawdled for less than 24 hours before opting to tell an exceptionally painful story.

What's worse is this guy was in Europe. Is he also secretly a socialist who hates America?

― Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 6 May 2010 10:00 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He is proving how much he likes america by only renting american boys rather than giving into free socialised european boys.

how much luggage does one teen sex specialist need??

those are the bags the various pieces of his cut-up body were to be secreted in

Carefully phrased.

one does what one can

okay that sentence really pivots on how you interpret 'secreted'

And pronounce it...

i dont mind these guys bc they make it really easy to b. all "lol u homo-repressive hate internaliser" to homophobes

they'd be easier to not mind if they also didn't work so hard to make so many people's lives miserable

misery loves company, tho

sometimes it even rents it

well played

ike constantly policing yourself to never, ever for a second contemplate who you might really be, what your real feelings are, what kind of life you'd actually like to lead; never share with anybody how and who you are; construct an entire life toward trying to strike the pose of being the sort of person you think of as good, as opposed to the sort of person you make a point of painting publicly as sick or narcissistic or sinful, which is actually just you talking about how you feel about yourself

i thought this was just called "being alive"

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:35 (Yesterday)

i know you're joking or doing your ilx "thing" but that just makes your sad bullshit disgusting bullshit.

Man I know this is extremely touchy-feely territory & I can also get into the schadenfreude of hateful hypocrites getting their comeuppance for sure, but amidst that feeling when this sort of thing happens I usually also feel a terrible sadness.

...

I mean, fuck these guys for all the harm they do, but that they spend most of their lives in this prison of shame is tragic to me. getting all the way to old age without ever allowing yourself the chance to be who you are without hiding it? having a whole family to whom you can only show part of yourself? that is so sad, what a sad world.

― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 9:20 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

to go back to this for a second. j0hn's post got me thinking about compassion and politics in this case. j0hn's point is totally sound but i find i just have a limited amount of mercy for guys like this. a lot of people are self-hating for any number of reasons but very few make a whole damn career out of it, which j0hn also said.

rekers himself was the one who chose to be a public face of anti-gay politics, is it right then to judge him as such, rather than as a broken-down guy with a twisted life? i know you must be miserable, dr. rekers, but by ye fruits (lol) we shall know you, so fuck you -- is that fair?

putting on my scolding PC hat, i have to say i'm a little uneasy with the rent-boy punchlines, lolsy as they are. give a thought to Lucien the whore. it's not an easy life.

I don't think any of them have (intentionally) been at Lucien's expense.

there's more homophobia in media rentboy jokes than reker's entire career

can i see your math on that?

He is proving how much he likes america by only renting american boys rather than giving into free socialised european boys.

In London, those now loiter on the half-dead part of Oxford Street by Centre Point, if dude is willing to go free-range.

lol that was phrased in a challopy way, sorry. i just don't think that the secret-gay's anti-gay career affects society at large or gay people nearly as much as omnipresent assumptions and stereotypes about hot man sex or whatever do, even if they appear to be relatively harmless and played for laughs, and that valuing person x's bad, bad public career against the dysfunctionality of their personal lives in order to feel good about condemning something is such a red herring. i mean, i'm not the one who's comparing ethical sums here! x-post

i'm afraid i don't understand what you mean there.

what i said was, yes, i made a judgement, but then wondered if the judgement is fair, and wondered if the public/private split really matters

Dear Matt P: No

The rentboy lulz I've seen don't seem any more specifically homophobic than the Ashley Dupré lulz tbh. Whereas...

During a presentation on research conducted by George A. Rekers, professor of Neuropsychiatry and Behavioral Science at the University of South Carolina, the presenters noted that “boys and girls adopted by lesbian and homosexual couples show a greater level of stress than that which is already generated by their status as orphans or children abandoned by their biological parents.” They added that this situation “produces diverse trauma and behavioral disorders that can even lead to suicidal tendencies or attempts.”

“According to various studies containing testimonies from children of homosexual parents, most them of admit to suffering strong emotions, such as fear, anxiety, apprehension, shame and anger in trying to hide from their friends and relatives the homosexuality of their father or mother,” they continued.

http://www.calcatholic.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?id=ab3efae8-b9bf-4269-828b-13604acaa059

ha, then i agree with you. i get annoyed by the schadenfreude in instances like this and i'm trying to articulate why. not arguing w/ anyone per se. it might sound like it just cuz it bugs me.

x-post ok, i was waiting for someone to give an example! the guy can go fuck himself obviously. but i still think there's a better way to deal w/ the damage of "research" like that than to hang the author for being a fuck-up. i think it's good to know to clear the air for some, but it doesn't really change any opinions imo, or self-opinions. it's not like it has to. but when people think it's more important than it is or proves something that it doesn't -- not thinking of anyone here -- then it's annoying and wrong imo

there's more homophobia in media rentboy jokes than reker's entire career

I think I might get what you're saying. More or less homophobia, I don't know, but whereas Reker's homophobia is considered unacceptable, it seems pretty OK to mock the hustler boy and whatever you imagine he did with Reker.

One of my best friends just told me he went out on a date with "Lucien" last year.

date or "date"?

He wouldn't say, but they're still friends.

I'm not very fond of Miami New Times' coverage of this, btw.

A few commenters there have brought up a key point -- how exactly did the MNT reporters know to look for them in the first place?

It's an excellent question, and the answer may prove interesting, but it's hard to pay attention when the man himself is sending amateur-hour letters to Miami New Times like this one:

Dear [reporter who got the ball rolling],

If today's news story in the Miami New Times is accurate, I have been advised to retain the services of a defamation attorney in this matter, because the fact is that I am not gay and never have been.

My travel assistant called me this afternoon earnestly asking me to clarify on my website that he worked for me as a travel companion and not as a prostitute. I completely agreed with my travel assistant that it is absolutely true that I hired him and he worked for me as a travel companion and not as a prostitute. I also read to him the first sentence that has been posted on my website for several days that says, "A recent article in an alternative newspaper cleverly gave false impressions of inappropriate behavior because of its misleading innuendo, incorrectly implying that Professor George Rekers used the Rentboy website to hire a prostitute to accompany him on a recent trip."

Two days ago a professor friend of mine recommended that I ask my travel assistant to send me an email saying what happened on the trip so I could post a statement on what we agreed on. When I called my travel assistant to ask if he would write a statement to me, he asked me to send him questions to remind him of what topics about our trip he should write to me about, which I did on May 4.

Here are the four questions that I sent my travel assistant at his request two days ago, together with the answers we agreed on in our phone conversation this afternoon:

1. Did Dr. Rekers in fact hire you to lift my luggage when necessary as a travel assistant during the trip, because I cannot do so myself since I had surgery?
Together we agreed that I in fact hired him to lift luggage when necessary as a travel assistant during the trip, because I cannot do so himself since having surgery. We agreed that this is what my travel assistant agreed to do for pay prior to taking the trip.

2. Did you in fact lift my luggage during the trip each time it was necessary, or did Dr Rekers lift his own luggage during the trip?
We agreed that my travel assistant did in fact lift my luggage each time it was necessary, that I did not lift my luggage, and my travel assistant did all the lifting.

3. Did Dr. Rekers hire you as a prostitute for the trip?
We agreed that I hired him as a companion and to help with luggage, and that I did not hire him as a prostitute for any sexual purpose.

4. Did Dr. Rekers spend time explaining how the Christian faith is based in love to you during the trip?
We agreed that I explained the Christian faith to my travel assistant in conversations on several days during the trip.

Sincerely,
George A. Rekers, Ph.D.
Distinguished Professor of Neuropsychiatry and Behavioral Science Emeritus
University of South Carolina School of Medicine
Fellow, American Academy of Clinical Psychology
Diplomate in Clinical Psychology, American Board of Professional Psychology

together with the answers we agreed on in our phone conversation this afternoon:

Truly wonderous stuff, that.

completely agreed with my travel assistant that it is absolutely true that I hired him and he worked for me as a travel companion and not as a prostitute.

Admirably legal prose.

that letter is amazing