100 Reasons Why "Ignition - Remix" Is So Damned Great

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371. Back to the dancehall inflection on "Mama ROLLIN that body". He really drives the point home with the even more affected "LISTEN NOW!" that follows in the background, as if to remove any ambiguity that he knows exactly what he's doing.

you might be a goon but what's a goon to a viking? (The Reverend), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzxwnz7q4cQ

Ward Fowler, Friday, 11 March 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

^not one of them

40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAwNp5i-TuI

this is, i think, at least a little offensive to ppl that use ASL ("look at how they ~talk~") but g-d i lol'd ok

catbus otm (gbx), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

Released 10 years ago today.

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

I can't even believe that. Am I just getting old, or has the entirety of post 2000 time blurred together into one big indigestible mass?

Dominique, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

Yes.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

kids still love this song.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

also 2003 was fucking amazing, so expect a lot more of these "omg no wai 10 years ago" deals

billstevejim, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

we get links

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

There was no "Ignition" (orig mix), was there?

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

Crying 4 u

The Reverend, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MJYZLjc8JQ

it was a radio hit before the remix dropped. it's on The Chocolate Factory directly before the remix. it's a fucking awesome song, and I hate that the remix has so totally eclipsed it for most people.

xp

Doctor No Cassie (some dude), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

I saw Will Oldham and Matt Sweeney cover the original "Ignition" in 2004.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

It's not a bad song, but I've been disappointed when I've come across "Ignition" but not "Ignition (Remix)" in karaoke books.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

Almost disappointed that there was an "original", it'd be a bit KLF if it didn't though.

Will have to hear it.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I was DJ'ing for some kids one time early 2004 and I accidentally played the original version. they were like literally teenagers though so i think i cared more than they did.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

There was no "Sex In The Kitchen" (orig mix) though, was there?

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

these songs are on platinum-selling albums guys, jeez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lAGRyQyDo0

Doctor No Cassie (some dude), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

this is like when kids think the Jerry Lewis voice was originated by The Animaniacs

Doctor No Cassie (some dude), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

I feel sorry for anyone not familiar with the joys of "GIRL. I'M. READY. TO. TOSS. YOUR. SALAD." tbh

The Reverend, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

just remembered this topped Stylus' best-of-decade list three years ago.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

haha i knew al was gonna flip at that post

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

Okay, but there was no "Snake" (orig mix) though, was there?

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yiNyw7B.gif

乒乓, Sunday, 27 January 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

times change :-(

caek, Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link

you can't play this at a wedding anymore, right?

caek, Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link

yeah the good old days when people were more willing to overlook that he had raped several girls...??

dyl, Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link

jesus christ if you had to vet the personal history of every musician before playing their song at a fucking party.

acluelessdic (some dude), Sunday, 16 March 2014 00:31 (ten years ago) link

Um a lot of ppl'd get off fine, this fuck wouldn't, boo fuckin hoo

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 16 March 2014 01:32 (ten years ago) link

wow this brings it back omg no wai etc

into the aerosmith, over the sea (Hunt3r), Sunday, 16 March 2014 02:08 (ten years ago) link

sorry my post was a little harsh but that is the only difference between then and now that i can think of so i find it difficult to feel sad that i won't be hearing this at many weddings as a consequence

dyl, Sunday, 16 March 2014 05:13 (ten years ago) link

I'd gladly support the creation of a "100 Reasons Why 'You Remind Me of Something' Is So Damned Great" thread

Frontier Psychiatrist, Sunday, 16 March 2014 09:38 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I'd be amazed if you could come up with more than 2

Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 April 2014 21:48 (ten years ago) link

be amazed

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 4 April 2014 10:41 (ten years ago) link

eleven months pass...

How is that not a Clickhole article?

MarkoP, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

oh dear lord

DJP, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

this is worse than when they wrote a whole article pointing out the 'lone pine mall' in back to the future

deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

Thought we had polled the original vs. the remix at one point

, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zKw8dbh.png

deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link

so good

creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

nine months pass...
one month passes...

http://www.gq.com/story/r-kelly-confessions

Kelly then tells me a story about “Ignition (Remix)” that is so bizarre and counter-logical that I'll get him to repeat the whole thing tomorrow. It makes so little sense that I assume I have misunderstood. What he tells me is this: that he wrote the basis of “Ignition (Remix)”—including the lyric It's the remix to “Ignition” / hot and fresh out the kitchen…—five or so years before he wrote the song called “Ignition.” (It stayed on the shelf because, initially, he didn't think much of it.) That's really what he's saying: He wrote the remix of a song, with lyrics identifying it as a remixed version, five years before he wrote the “original.” In other words, the song called “Ignition”—which was presented to the world as the song that “Ignition (Remix)” was the remix of—was actually an R. Kelly-style remix of the song we know as “Ignition (Remix).” I talk this through with him, again and again, increasingly mystified, but he really does seem to mean this. “It's ass-backwards,” he admits contentedly.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

sigh, yeah

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 20 January 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link

It is weird going back to these threads and seeing how things have changed

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 20 January 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

"I remember its creamy confidence"

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 January 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link

tmi

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 20 January 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link


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