GOOD LUCK USA! ***** I LOVE CRICKET ELECTION THREAD! ***** FREE l0U1S JAGG3R POEM FOR EVERY VOTER!

niiice!

I voted!

good job que!

louis should be by w/yr poems any time now...

I VOTED I LOVE THIS COUNTRY YEEAAAAHHHHHH WOOP WOOP

OBAMA NODRAMA SUPERMACHINE IN FULL EFFECT

cricket tho what's that shit about

the 'man' won't let me vote! i have feelings too :(

this thread title is bullshit. LJ is out of the office today!

lol u jealous of the awzom poems we gettin

all of the poems will contain the line "good luck usa" hopefully

You're sending out poems like guess papers

it's a special day

BREAKING: all voters whos screen names contain the sentiment "good luck usa" will get a free haiku

yaaaaaah

and just to be clear that is IN ADDITION to the free poem

sweeeeet

if we all change our username to good luck usa threads will start seeming crazy schizophrenic

if we all change our username to good luck usa threads will start seeming crazy schizophrenic

― good luck usa (cozwn), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 3:38 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if we all change our username to good luck usa threads will start seeming crazy schizophrenic

― good luck usa (cozwn), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 3:38 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― good luck usa (Mr. Que), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 9:38 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

best of wishes usa esp ppl at ny law centre i know you will make the right choice!!

good luck usa

I voted and for the first time ever (!!).

good job!

good luck usa

good luck usa

― good luck usa (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 7:51 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM^^^

VOTE LOUIS

congrats

this will happen

I knew I could count on u louis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i get back from germanland this wknd

niiiiice

in his absence mister loujag has blessed you all with some hot rhymes and i post on his behalf

I – KJB

his AIM name
Liliput1
evoking a spacecraft
containing

a monkey
smallest of kind
bucket-sized capsule
mission

to find alien
instant messages,
all beamed through
the heavens

and the ages
have just this to say
we picked up
one signal:

good luck usa

II – Mr. Que

here’s
one for the dude
reaching for the emergency
eyewash for the poppage
fright for the sensitive
brother for the 69
lovesongs for the nation
today for the shouting
goodluck for the usa

III – Geoff

“Yes we can” on
Geoffrey Cannon
‘s watch.

He voted, Upon (accidentally, if you like) clicking "Suggest Ban" on one of your own posts, could the system display a screen that says: "good luck usa!!"
just a thought.

IV – Erica

Erica is lovely
Erica is sweet
Erica is married
To a rotter quite complete

He doesn’t clean his trousers
He doesn’t wash his toes
He ain’t getting no poem
Coz his soccer team blows

But Erica is sparkly
And Erica is brave
She posts to WDYLL
Knowing her ho be have

Her family’s from Germany
(What glasses, Erica,
They suit you so minutely!):
Viel Glück, Amerika!

V – Max

Great, ok, Max is a bro but he didn’t
originally say “I voted”, however he did
openly suggest I fulfil my promise and
do this thing, hence he deserves some
label of recognition, also I reckon he
usually votes in elections, so here’s to a
cool dude, a bro to all ILXors, often seen
kickin’ it with a beard, sometimes with an
undergrad’s guide to borad tort, but always
sufficiently poised between levity and bite
as to ensure sorta meaningful excitement

VI – Jhoshea

good luck USA
and with cricket on your side
swing the willow right

cricket: a contest
ancient and mythical, now
fashioned in Jho’s mind

as basketball with
sticks, giffed and looped, told through lights
and Phil Collins FAQ

a finer and more
sublime rendition of the
English summer game

cricket: a sport played
by two fierce teams: Democrat
and Republican

buddhist voted green
Obama won anyway
go update your vlog

VII – Haiku

Mr. Que, does he
derive from French for “it” or
does he rhyme with gay

all stand for Cozen
he is Scottish and his alt
login: “webinar”

if anything happens
in the Major League Soccer
Dan M notifies

who is Lamp, does not
matter, for the snorg girl loves
Lamp and so do we

what more can I say
of pretty Erica, swoon
of a thousand hearts

Jordan S has done
more for the humble web meme
than anyone else

Caek, you did not take
login “good luck usa”
but I prefer yours

Wilter, nor did you
but for your generous heart
congratulations

Jho, you already
got haiku, oh shit what’s the
plural of haiku

omg yessssss tears of joy ty louis

u2 hoos

today for the shouting
goodluck for the usa

^^^this should be imprinted on the dollar bill and in front of every us govt building

tears of joy

kjb's is the masterpiece but each of these has its own special charm

when i find this guy i'm going to burn out his eyes and piss in the holes.

I'M COMING FOR YOU JAGGER

x-post

. . . the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. This way to the cafeteria!

also, lol

But Erica is sparkly
And Erica is brave
She posts to WDYLL
Knowing her ho be have

great stanza

i have a question: where has LJ gone? I think I am out of the loop.

suggest banned :(

but who know maaaaaybe someday he will be back ;)

he forgot to eat too often, and then he died

good morning

i have a question: where has LJ gone? I think I am out of the loop.

― caek, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:09 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He's currently here UNDER A PSEUDONYM. Guess it and win a prize.

hey joe

who pulled the trigger on the suggest banning?

i did enjoy how Jags was only back for a few days before Grady called him out solely on the basis of his use of the word "serendipity"

all you need is to be a half-decent australian/south african club cricketer, then to apply to Oxford Brookes University to do Business and Management Studies, then you automatically get into Oxford University Centre of Cricketing Excellence side :) hope this helps

the moon is always showing us the same face, which means that sunrises are separated by the amount of time it takes to go round the earth (i.e. 28 days). maybe draw a diagram if this is difficult to imagine.

lj has kinda the right idea for why it shows us the same face.

back already?

just can't get enough

so is "sports" you yanquis are so cute!

― caek

damn! didn't know it was actually sportamethics

caek will u post more math problems for high school students????

Mrs Smith has two children. They are not twins. One of them is a boy. What is the probability that she has a daughter?

Mrs Jones has two children. They are not twins. The tallest is a boy. What is the probability that she has a daughter?

I am celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo.

Imagine there's no heaven.

I don't know if you're loving somebody. To be a poet and not know the trade, to be a lover and repel all women. Twin ironies by which great saints are made, the agonising pincer-jaws of heaven.

If you can walk with crowds and keep your virtue, walk with kings but not lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much;

yours is the earth and everything that's in it and what's more, you'll be a man.

It's only words, and words are all I have, to take your breath away.

http://i39.tinypic.com/jtmk1x.jpg

this is actually the single moment that ilc has been building up to

does this mean cricket is americas new national pastime - cause i sure hope so

its an impt development but consistent with my prev forecast

we were ahead of the curve, as usual

that pic needs to be shopped

mr president u r not swiveling yr hips

he is learning valuable life lessons which he can apply to presidency - play it straight, keep yr eye on the ball, roll the wrists at the last second ^_^

Obama Cricket Guy

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/03/magazine/03Obama-t.html

At the end of our conversation, when I asked him if he was reading anything good, he said he had become sick enough of briefing books to begin reading a novel in the evenings — “Netherland,” by Joseph O’Neill.

!!!!

hope they blurb my ilc posts

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XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

lol

"unban louis"

as an umpire, i've been involved in a number of amusing and controversial incidents, mostly involving lbw decisions given against my own team

and one fantastic one where we were 130-0 against a truly woeful side largely made up of youngsters, and this 13 year-old bowling seam-up at a spinner's pace bowls our opener a stomach-high full-toss which beats his pull, hits him amidships, and rolls onto the stumps. i was at square leg and immediately signalled a no-ball for height, and the standing umpire had no choice but to agree. poor kid.

lol louis

I – KJB
his AIM name
Liliput1
evoking a spacecraft
containing

a monkey
smallest of kind
bucket-sized capsule
mission

to find alien
instant messages,
all beamed through
the heavens

and the ages
have just this to say
we picked up
one signal:

good luck usa

this thread is america

so great

as an umpire, i've been involved in a number of amusing and controversial incidents, mostly involving lbw decisions given against my own team

and one fantastic one where we were 130-0 against a truly woeful side largely made up of youngsters, and this 13 year-old bowling seam-up at a spinner's pace bowls our opener a stomach-high full-toss which beats his pull, hits him amidships, and rolls onto the stumps. i was at square leg and immediately signalled a no-ball for height, and the standing umpire had no choice but to agree. poor kid.

― sorry for british (country matters), Friday, May 8, 2009 9:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why isn't this post more famous?

best election thread

is louis gonna write poems for us tomorrow?

http://www.alexandramilton.com/_/rsrc/1342177436046/home/Good%20Luck%20Baby%20Owls%20Echo.jpg?height=400&width=371

good luck usa

good luck usa

good luck usa

good luck usa

good luck usa

its not about luck, usa, dont excuse your own lack of preparation and effort here

i voted

http://nerdsatthecooltable.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/likeme.jpg

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^a former england cricketer, fact fans

lee rigby memorial pogrom poetry plz

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwxUFezXcAAdHzP.jpg

Touch of spitting image Thatcher

good luck usa!