the progressive girl

i tend to feel oppositely tbh -- like she takes pride in this character

No, I know exactly what you mean, and I thought that at one point too. But then a new commercial came out, and I thought "she looks like she takes pride in this character, and maybe she's even fooled herself into believing she does, because to not take pride would be like admitting that her whole life is a game. But somewhere buried deep, she hates this character more than I do, even."

her life is very complicated

I like Flo but like I have this feeling like that she's hiding something, like maybe she has some weird fetish having to do with toenails and/or oxen....

what are you hiding, Progressive Girl!?

bodies

i like her, i bet she gives crazy BJs

countdown to thread being moved to ILTMI in 5....4....3....2...

if her progressive career doesn't work she'll always have a place in an indie garage rock revival band

http://www.getrealdenver.com/wp-content/photos/silversun.jpg

and play Progressive rock

aw, i like her. she's plucky and has moxie. and she went to my undergrad college (before i went there).

Her regular appearance doesn't offer any of the palpable frisson of Flo:

http://celeb-news.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stephanie_courtney-3718.jpg

Along with her voice & general annoying demeanor, I kind of hate her eyemakeup for some reason. Also: sooooooooooo annoying.

hey she's kind of cute!

Speaking of which, there's an astounding amount of Rule 34 imagery of Erin Essurance.

Some involving Flo.

want to touch the heiney

Maybe it's just the frackles, but she looks a little like Evangeline Lilly.

The Flo character is creepy as hell.

VdGG or gtfo

http://media.compete.com/site_media/upl/img/AP-Progressive3.gif

Somewhat surprised that Flo's demo is 40 yo middle-class women.

ahhhhahahahahahahaha

it's a flo chart!

...

i think i've reached my corny portion of my evening

i loled

does flo wear a bumpit y/n

n, she is totally snookieproof'd

Lauren Graham - sex = Flo.

I love Flo, and I covet her hairstyle. I'm totally in her demographic.

and [she'll] play Progressive rock

it's a flo chart!

This has been a productive thread.

hate both this chick and the name "progressive"

love that you love her laurel

Ty! I do think they've cornied her up a little bit since the first ads, but I still like her wide-eyed, flatly earnest delivery of every line.

courtesy Catsupppppppppppppp dude (not entirely safe for work):

http://blog.wizardishungry.com/post/567145036
http://blog.wizardishungry.com/post/567097871

1. weirdly cute
2. oh my eyes

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Not a few couples have attended Halloween as Progressive Flo and the Geico Caveman:

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does flo wear a bumpit y/n

― mookieproof, Monday, May 3, 2010 5:37 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark

lololol at this btw

i mean, that has to be a bump-it

you guys are full of hate

i like the way she says "maybe" in the radio ad.

you guys are full of hate

not me i like her

dude, i love this woman! i'm just sayin'

i mean if i could wear a bump-it, i would

i mean if i could wear a bump-it, i would

this has completely brightened my day

haha you know it's true too

In the vein of annoying commercials, there's quite a few around right now that simply feature annoying customers yelling "WHAT A DEAL!!" in a real obnoxious way. There's one for an office supply store and there's another for a car rental. There's no funny skit involved, no wacky costumes -- the whole gimmick is 'look how big an asshole this customer is'.

the character is a little too college comedy troupe cheesy to really be funny but i've rarely been ever been actively annoyed by the ads. and she's total WS material out of character (and WS of shame material in charater).

cracked me up how i had no idea this is what this thread was gonna be about w/o caps in the subject line.

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I am embarrassed to say that I find her really attractive. :(

A crush of shame for me. She's so.... positive.

I really don't get the hate. The ads are fairly innocuous and occasionally amusing. I also really like the actress when she's on Mad Men.

I kinda feel bad for the actress tbh. The first few commercials, it was kind of amusing I guess, but as the commercials grew in number her character has started to get reaaaaally fucking annoying. Who knows, maybe she loves the way the character has developed, but for some reason I think that she hates the character, she knows she's ruining the rest of her career because she'll always be the the high-strung "quirky" Progressive girl, but the money is good, it would be foolish to throw away easy money that takes less than a weekend's work per commercial. She's completely empty, she knows the commercials can't last forever but doesn't know where to go next. Who knows.

― party time! (Z S), Sunday, May 2, 2010 8:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

from what i understand of the advertising world, spokespeople for big ad campaigns usually get locked into long term contracts (probably as much to keep competitors from hiring them for gotcha ads as anything else), and if you're the star of a series of ads that gets played on every channel all day every day, those contracts can be REALLY lucrative. so she probably made the decision to ride this out for a while, and is making so much cash that it's hard to really regret it.

Dean Winters is another one, aka Mayhem in the Allstate ads. That seems to be his primary gig now, though he was fairly memorable as a lawyer for the Tarasov mob in John Wick.

I'm so tired of breaking bad themed ads at this point.

see now the Mayhem ads I like. kind of rare these days for an insurance ad to actually make the case for why you should have insurance.

yeah, but maybe that isn't what advertising is about. don draper, it's toasted, etc

the fact that this thread has so much life really indicates, to me, that a lot of people out there find flo "annoying" if you catch my drift.

honestly I have no idea why but the "it's not gonna fit" commercials make me laugh a lot

xp i didn't mean to inadvertantly criticize transwomen, kate. i do feel like taibbi's "humor" is an example of a disgusting, misogynistic, bro-ey trope, one that tragically couples sexual attraction with contempt. i can't speak to the trans experience, but this is something i have seen cis men deploy against cis women and it is something i think is gross.

― treeship.

to be clear i'm not accusing you of being transphobic (by the way _always_ put a space between "trans" and "women", "transwomen" as one word is often used to imply that we're categorically different from "women", meaning "cis women").

threatening violence or sexual assault against a person, regardless of their gender, is wrong. i think that's what differentiates taibbi's "humor" from other threats of violence. i would put it in the same general category as frank zappa's "joke" about how all college educated women "need" to be sexually assaulted. gender _isn't_ irrelevant to those considerations. it reflects patriarchal standards, the implicit assumption that cis men as a class have dominion over the bodies of anybody who isn't a cis man. people have made threats of sexual violence against me phrased as "jokes" since my transition. nobody treated me like that before i transitioned. clearly there's a gendered aspect to this behavior.

it might seem like a meaningless distinction to say that these sorts of violent threats are reflective of _patriarchy_ rather than _misogyny_. it's a meaningful distinction to me. though it's _overwhelmingly commonly_ practiced by cis men against cis women, although it's done in accordance with and in furtherance of patriarchal ideology, the gender of the people involved isn't an inherent part of that behavior. whether or not one deems these threats "gross" or "disgusting", such behavior is wrong and ought not be be tolerated. from anybody.

the fact that this thread has so much life really indicates, to me, that a lot of people out there find flo "annoying" if you catch my drift.

― treeship., Monday, November 27, 2023 3:32 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh for sure, though she isn't as "annoying" as the AT&T girl who I think is insanely "annoying" though unfortunately she's gotten a lot of online abuse for how "annoying" she is so it feels wrong to point it out in the first place

xp good tip kate. i will place a space between trans and women from now on.

and frogbs -- i think it is horrifying that milana vayntrub is tormented because she is desired. this the exact dynamic i am talking about. it's rooted deeply in western culture, maybe other cultures too. but shakespeare has contempt for the dark lady and not the fair youth, you know.

Dean Winters is another one, aka Mayhem in the Allstate ads. That seems to be his primary gig now, though he was fairly memorable as a lawyer for the Tarasov mob in John Wick.

He's successfully continued to play his role on Oz in both narrative media and commercials.

he was good in Sarah Connor Chronicles

it might seem like a meaningless distinction to say that these sorts of violent threats are reflective of _patriarchy_ rather than _misogyny_. it's a meaningful distinction to me. though it's _overwhelmingly commonly_ practiced by cis men against cis women, although it's done in accordance with and in furtherance of patriarchal ideology, the gender of the people involved isn't an inherent part of that behavior. whether or not one deems these threats "gross" or "disgusting", such behavior is wrong and ought not be be tolerated. from anybody.

i feel like maybe if i gave a specific example it would help. i've been in situations where cis men threatened to "breed" the transmasc (no space here, btw, because the whole thing is an adjective) people (this is the noun) i was with. this was done under the guise of "flirting". characterizing that behavior as "misogynist", to me, that is kind of disrespectful to the genders of the people i was with. not intentionally! but disrespectful nonetheless.

ok, i understand.

i like flo, especially the one with her dismissive sister. she's cute, and also taught me about bumpits. and as the article that kicked off this revive mentioned, it's really difficult to make someone interested in, let alone loyal to, an insurance company

there was one at&t ad with milana v. and gal gadot and it was appalling how much better an actor the former is

Dean Winters is another one, aka Mayhem in the Allstate ads. That seems to be his primary gig now, though he was fairly memorable as a lawyer for the Tarasov mob in John Wick.

― omar little, Monday, November 27, 2023 3:18 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

never forget the Beeper King!!!

lol I was going to say, he will always be Dennis Duffy first and foremost to me no matter what he appears in

He was in Brooklyn Nine Nine too. He’s the same guy in everything.

he have a very straight dramatic role in Sarah Connor Chronicles. I kept waiting for him to bust into that mode but he never did.

then he got iced by a Terminator.

I always just call him "dummy", I can never remember his name.

"Technology is cyclical, Lemon"

how quickly we, and our upside-down friends, forget history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvHtKcS1POk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_06ReKtOx8w

oi!

I think the Geico ads are still pretty fresh, but whenever I see a Liberty I'm likely to recall Consumer Reports' conclusion, based on customer surveys re many many auto insurance companies, that the ones with the biggest ad campaigns are shit, and have to replace many many customers every year. Unfair to single out Liberty in this regard, but as my girl says, "You can't help what you think."

i have found that NJM is good at paying out claims. it isn't too expensive but maybe will go up next year because of said claims lol.

i would be their spokesperson if they asked.

i've had a few claims with Geico in my time, never had a problem with them

I work in insurance and yeah I think most companies are good with most claims, it's the weird edge cases where things can get a little wacky. That's why I think the Dean Winters Mayhem ads are very good, because we get a lot of strange claims and it's definitely true that just picking the cheapest option isn't going to cover everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qinHYwRhYug

We had NJM when we lived in NJ and they were very good, always sent us money back at the end of the year. Now that we're in Montana we have Allstate. So far they seem...fine.

We have Travelers for auto, they are very good and fast about paying claims. Rates are competitive also.

I have had Progressive long enough that I've almost hit their top loyalty tier. The only perk left to attain? They will not drop you no matter what. It's already incredibly hard to get dropped by them as they're a carrier of last resort, so I have no idea what this means.

You don't need car insurance while in prison so presumably it'd have to be some accident where you're not at fault but manage to destroy an entire building, or something

I looked it up online and someone who was a progressive employee posted this comment
Crown literally is just adding the renewal guarantee. Believe it or not, some crown progressive policyholder has a firetruck on their personal auto policy, which is a big no-no. Idk who was fool enough to add it in the first place, but we can't do shit about it bc they're crown.

So I guess if I insure something they decide isn't insurable in the future, they're stuck

hah yep that is one of the challenges of the insurance industry you have to design a system that's smart enough to kick out all the weird shit because if something slips through and you bind it there's not really a way out of it

fwiw I'm emerald tier so when I call in they connect me directly to Flo

There's one commercial where she shows up in the rain and it's paced like a romantic comedy.

It didn't make me switch insurance but I did think it was well-done.

(Somehow after years of Progressive I ended up getting Erie. I am not sure they even have ads.)

Due to my credit only my EMERALD status at Progressive is saving me from paying a fortune for my car insurance. Even then just barely.

Next status up allows me to vandalize people's cars thrice per year