Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

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seriously A-voters - welcome to reality, where sometimes you're wrong & have to come up with all kinds of extraneous nonsense instead of going "hmm...maybe the overwhelming consensus here is meaningful"

kinda like with creationism & global warming, where the overwhelming scientific consensus indicates that while little is certain, we're certain enough that the creationists & deniers are wrong

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i think reality is a much more nuanced place, and that your resoluteness is as bad as dem party supporter blindly apologizing for every bad move democrats make -- sometimes the truth is complicated

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

it's like you don't even know the discussion is about a fucking simpsons joke

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man i really hope this can become a Leftie Dem vs. DNC Dem thread!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link


i think reality is a much more nuanced place, and that your resoluteness is as bad as dem party supporter blindly apologizing for every bad move democrats make -- sometimes the truth is complicated

yup

other time it ain't

this is one of them

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ doesn't believe in miracles

jacka husalah terrier (some dude), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Ralph: I'm a brick!

Ralph: I'm happy and angry

Ralph: I look like cable TV!

Ralph: I'm a unitard!

Ralph: I'm Idaho!

― am0n, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 10:10 PM

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

if u can't see the pattern of his character making literal jokes u mad

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Ralph: I'm a brick!

Ralph: I'm happy and angry

Ralph: I look like cable TV!

Ralph: I'm a unitard!

Ralph: I'm Idaho!

according to deej what ralph means by this: anything you want him to mean!

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

thats not what i said at all?

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

idaho known for potatoes, "I'm Idaho!" is ralph's comment on the american couch potato

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

if you dont think theres a subtext of him being an adventurer/explorer in the world of sleep by using 'viking' rather than, i dont know, potato, then you are being willfully ignorant. i said it before -- the way its written obviously indicates this. the idea that its hardline "he just means he is a viking -- theres no way he could also be implying that hes a hero of sleep during sleep" is some literalist objectivist bs

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

u created the subtext out of thin air

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

If I was the writer and knew about this, I would probably have killed myself by now, and pinned a note to my chest that read "Gone to where I'm a viking."

realling lolling at the idea that the majority opinion on this indicates that a cryptic ralph wiggum joke has a RIGHT interpretation....this is not physics, guys

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, his viking dreams are undoubtedly full of adventure, perhaps he feels like a champion during them. this is not the same as the A argument, and if you can't see the difference I don't know what to tell ya.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

if you dont think theres a subtext of him being an adventurer/explorer in the world of sleep by using 'viking' rather than, i dont know, potato, then you are being willfully ignorant.

lol

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

realling lolling at the idea that the majority opinion on this indicates that a cryptic ralph wiggum joke has a RIGHT interpretation....this is not physics, guys

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, May 2, 2010 2:37 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the thing is...it's not cryptic.

jacka husalah terrier (some dude), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

this is not the same as the A argument, and if you can't see the difference I don't know what to tell ya.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, May 2, 2010 1:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

then if im actually on your side in this argument, im just really put off by you personally

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

should Viking immigrants be allowed y/n

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 2 May 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

in a thousand years of ilx there would not again be a thread as stupid as this

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that the sound of a gauntlet hitting the floor?

Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

think we should settle this on the basketball court, deej. my assholishness vs your condescension. should be an epic battle.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 May 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm a furniture!

Mordy, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm a computer

stop all the downloadin

going non-native (dyao), Monday, 3 May 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, it's like the writers of this week's episode saw this thread

Mordy, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

what happened on it?

iatee, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Ralph said, "I'm a furniture," and at the end it turned out that England was watching Springfield as a reality show on TV and Queen Elizabeth said, "I will miss that Ralph boy, he reminds me a bit of my own boy," and Prince Charles walked in holding a cat and said, "Oh mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

Mordy, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm a computer

stop all the downloadin

― going non-native (dyao), Sunday, May 2, 2010 8:21 PM Bookmark

never will get tired of this one honestly

Doctor Casino, Monday, 3 May 2010 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm a mac. i'm a champion at computing.

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Monday, 3 May 2010 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I think deej has defended A but only to the extent that his interpretation incorporates both A and B. So it is incorrect to claim that he's always been on A's side.

jaymc, Monday, 3 May 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah deej seems more confused about the difference between the 2 options than anything else tbh

hey lol hipster (some dude), Monday, 3 May 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link

and maybe that's where we can all find some middle ground.

til next time, take care of yourselves. and each other.

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Monday, 3 May 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i get where they are different, i just think ppl's maginot lines are ignoring the obvious overlap

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Prince Charles walked in holding a cat and said, "Oh mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

This is the most painful thing, when a new Simpsons ep bites a very beloved old SImpsons joke. The last time I watched it, they redid the "island was actually a peninsula" joke, and then I think we might have broken up, me & "The Simpsons."

god they actually do that now? how depressing.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't get it, a human centipede?

Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

(Cattle Grind prods the thread with a stick. It remains inert. He wanders off, still holding the stick. He likes the stick very much.)

Aimless, Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxQ7dFtk9U&feature=related

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ very possibly primed me to be a "viking at sleep" viewer when the Simpsons episode came around.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

i seriously made a disgusted "tch" sound out loud seeing this thread title again

A B C, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

but that is an item of interest!

A B C, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

And were you a viking out there in the cold hard world?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 May 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

he was a viking about not posting to ILX

some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Monday, 31 May 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

its realy sad, he was a viking

pokám0n (dyao), Monday, 31 May 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

http://theophilusmonk.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/receive.jpg

iatee, Monday, 31 May 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

overlooked Modern Radio gems: http://www.modern-radio.com/board/t.php?id=23080&r=499

shane shiner
6/04/07 11:46 AM He wouldn't have said that's WHERE. He would say I am a viking at that or that's what i'm a viking at.

GRAMMARPLEASE

Adster
6/04/07 12:02 PM You may be trying to impart too much logic into the argument. The way I interpret it, the kid likes to go to sleep. He'll willingly do so at command. I guess I can't understand what's so baffling about saying one is a Viking at something they enjoy to do. I'm not saying it's a commonly-heard phrase by any means, nor do I even claim to understand what the exact "meaning" of it is (if it has "meaning" at all). It's a silly expression.

brilly
6/05/07 5:15 AM my friend's 2 yr old brother once said "there's bees in my poop" and lo and behold he had a diaper rash.

Roaratorio
6/05/07 5:16 AM brilly posted this on Jun 05th, 2007 at 10:15:59 am
my friend's 2 yr old brother once said "there's bees in my poop" and lo and behold he had a diaper rash.

That just meant he was bad at pooping.

strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so, this here is apparently a 'thing' too (albeit not to the same extent as the viking):


When Hank asks Homer if he's ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe, does homer say "hehe yes once" because

a. he's seen a guy previously in his life say goodbye to a shoe and is reminiscing

or

b. he's thinking about the time hank said goodbye to a shoe and is thinking about that?

a or b? ILX, you decide.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL I never thought about that one like that before (like b, I mean). Both work. But again - gah why must everyone overthink the lols?

Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link


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