Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

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Dr Casino : Gobliiins is awesome.

And Tuomas - you don't seem to believe in a right answer to this question, so why comment at all?

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Saturday, 1 May 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

this should clear things up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbh4u_oA0rk

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Sierra in-house magazine was cool but paled in comparison to the Lucasfilm Games newsletter The Adventurer (Steve Purcell comix!)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090324194834/starwars/images/1/1a/Adventurer1.jpg

kind of loam but mostly sand (los blue jeans), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link

gobliiins ruled imo.

ian, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

omg guys i'm dating an a

call all destroyer, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i only looked at this thread a couple times and don't remember which answers were a, b, and c. the answer is ralph means that sleep is literally where he becomes a viking

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

more like call all dealbreaker imo

Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autoban (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

1st place: b
2nd place: a
3rd place: c

Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autoban (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i am a viking

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link

hagar the harrbl

kind of loam but mostly sand (los blue jeans), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty conclusive results

A-voter: An All New World (of Language) Awaits (cozen), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link

looool at turnout

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

omg guys i'm dating an a

― call all destroyer, Saturday, May 1, 2010 10:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm married to a major b

wait that kinda sounds wrong

jacka husalah terrier (some dude), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah it was hilarious--i was setting up the question just like whiney did, but i offered "literally a viking" first, and then she completed my sentence with option a, because that's what she always thought it was, and because option b isn't funny, and she basically nailed all the classic a arguments in about 5 minutes. my jaw just dropped--it was so hilarious and perfect.

but she is smart and opinionated and strong-willed and neither of us were about to be swayed so we laughed and she made fun of me for engaging in a weeklong debate abt it on ilx, and those are all reasons why i <3 her so much.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I introduced the question to a couple friends the other night, and it was like an instant rehash of this thread, almost beat for beat.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 2 May 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

the way the B-ers are so resolute really makes u think ... about their extreme need for stability in an unstable world

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I can dream that this mixed-up world still makes sense."

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 May 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

deej: master psychologist

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 May 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link


the way the B-ers are so resolute really makes u think ... that maybe they know they're right & don't need "everything's subjective!" crutches with which to parse easy jokes

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

"The inconceivable arrogance of people who aren't open to the idea that there was ever a Coltrane record called 'A Love Sub-prime'"

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I understand that point of view - it
s the same way that rational peoples certainty makes m,a a creationist and a global warming denialist.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Sunday, 2 May 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, it makes m,a a creationist too

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously A-voters - welcome to reality, where sometimes you're wrong & have to come up with all kinds of extraneous nonsense instead of going "hmm...maybe the overwhelming consensus here is meaningful"

kinda like with creationism & global warming, where the overwhelming scientific consensus indicates that while little is certain, we're certain enough that the creationists & deniers are wrong

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i think reality is a much more nuanced place, and that your resoluteness is as bad as dem party supporter blindly apologizing for every bad move democrats make -- sometimes the truth is complicated

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

it's like you don't even know the discussion is about a fucking simpsons joke

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man i really hope this can become a Leftie Dem vs. DNC Dem thread!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link


i think reality is a much more nuanced place, and that your resoluteness is as bad as dem party supporter blindly apologizing for every bad move democrats make -- sometimes the truth is complicated

yup

other time it ain't

this is one of them

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ doesn't believe in miracles

jacka husalah terrier (some dude), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Ralph: I'm a brick!

Ralph: I'm happy and angry

Ralph: I look like cable TV!

Ralph: I'm a unitard!

Ralph: I'm Idaho!

― am0n, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 10:10 PM

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

if u can't see the pattern of his character making literal jokes u mad

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Ralph: I'm a brick!

Ralph: I'm happy and angry

Ralph: I look like cable TV!

Ralph: I'm a unitard!

Ralph: I'm Idaho!

according to deej what ralph means by this: anything you want him to mean!

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

thats not what i said at all?

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

idaho known for potatoes, "I'm Idaho!" is ralph's comment on the american couch potato

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

if you dont think theres a subtext of him being an adventurer/explorer in the world of sleep by using 'viking' rather than, i dont know, potato, then you are being willfully ignorant. i said it before -- the way its written obviously indicates this. the idea that its hardline "he just means he is a viking -- theres no way he could also be implying that hes a hero of sleep during sleep" is some literalist objectivist bs

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

u created the subtext out of thin air

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

If I was the writer and knew about this, I would probably have killed myself by now, and pinned a note to my chest that read "Gone to where I'm a viking."

realling lolling at the idea that the majority opinion on this indicates that a cryptic ralph wiggum joke has a RIGHT interpretation....this is not physics, guys

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, his viking dreams are undoubtedly full of adventure, perhaps he feels like a champion during them. this is not the same as the A argument, and if you can't see the difference I don't know what to tell ya.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

if you dont think theres a subtext of him being an adventurer/explorer in the world of sleep by using 'viking' rather than, i dont know, potato, then you are being willfully ignorant.

lol

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

realling lolling at the idea that the majority opinion on this indicates that a cryptic ralph wiggum joke has a RIGHT interpretation....this is not physics, guys

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, May 2, 2010 2:37 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the thing is...it's not cryptic.

jacka husalah terrier (some dude), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

this is not the same as the A argument, and if you can't see the difference I don't know what to tell ya.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, May 2, 2010 1:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

then if im actually on your side in this argument, im just really put off by you personally

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

should Viking immigrants be allowed y/n

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 2 May 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

in a thousand years of ilx there would not again be a thread as stupid as this

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that the sound of a gauntlet hitting the floor?

Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

think we should settle this on the basketball court, deej. my assholishness vs your condescension. should be an epic battle.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 May 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm a furniture!

Mordy, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm a computer

stop all the downloadin

going non-native (dyao), Monday, 3 May 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, it's like the writers of this week's episode saw this thread

Mordy, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

what happened on it?

iatee, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link


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