Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

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dude became easily shockable somewhere along the way

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

110-33 i mean in a fistfight there would be fatalities on your side dyao, fatalities

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

"Shocked" is a metaphor for "talking shite in a desperate sustained effort to get randomers to engage with the first spunk that dribbles out of my tear duct".

Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

ok i'm shocked by the visceral end to that sentence tbh

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

It was a metaphor

Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i finnd metaphors difficult to comprehend. can you explain that to me?

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

bring it on imo

http://www.uncp.edu/home/rwb/charge_of_the_light_brigade.jpg

going non-native (dyao), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I never metaphor I didn't like btw

going non-native (dyao), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

metaphor? i hardly touched her!

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought about this thread today when I was on Manhunt and I saw a guy with a Nordic-related screename and the headline: "active viking guy"

His profile did not explain whether that meant that he turned into a Viking during sex or whether he was just really good at it.

fabulous mussels (Jesse), Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

for a second i thought you meant you were playing this and i was really confused

http://home.flash.net/~rayearle/Mfiles/ManHntNY.png

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

is this thread going to go the way of the moa-nalo now?

Pippi Longstockings (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Saturday, 1 May 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Sush, this thread is one of the immortals.

Aimless, Saturday, 1 May 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Well better install a brand new server to host the thread when it hits 75,438 messages and Tuomas has gone through three Suggest Ban cycles.

Pippi Longstockings (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Saturday, 1 May 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link

(hums "We Are the Champions")(eats a pickle)(takes a short, refreshing nap)

Aimless, Saturday, 1 May 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Naps, that's where Aimless is a viking

Pippi Longstockings (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Saturday, 1 May 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm getting long in the tooth, dearie

Aimless, Saturday, 1 May 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

But the worms still go down slick as a whistle.

Aimless, Saturday, 1 May 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I always lose at these ILX polls... but I think Ralph would lose to

CaptainLorax, Saturday, 1 May 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link

that is some n/l rationalizing

I say the same thing every single time, I say shawty you a viking (some dude), Saturday, 1 May 2010 09:11 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty sure Ralph wouldn't get a thorough, vigourous SBing

Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 May 2010 09:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I find kinda funny that Viking in Sleep crew thinks they've "won" now... It was obvious long before the poll ended that more people support that interpretation than Viking of Sleep, but it wouldn't the first time in world history where the majority was wrong.

Tuomas, Saturday, 1 May 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Bomb Finland.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 1 May 2010 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link

You should find it kinda funny, because people are being facetious with their "VICTORY" reactions. Did you perhaps misinterpret these reactions???

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 May 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Of course I did, otherwise I couldn't have made my grandiose statement.

Tuomas, Saturday, 1 May 2010 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

what happened to you having too much fun partying to bother us again until Sunday?

I say the same thing every single time, I say shawty you a viking (some dude), Saturday, 1 May 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

man that Sierra Manhunter game seemed awesome at the time, I wonder if it actually sucks

the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I was a Viking at that game

Pippi Longstockings (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Saturday, 1 May 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I never played it, only marveled at it through the pages of the Sierra in-house "magazine" aka catalog.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 1 May 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

manhunter kinda sucks. graphics/aesthetic pretty dope tho.

also spent a lot of time reading and rereading the sierra magazine.

adam, Saturday, 1 May 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

other games I never played but was drawn into via the Sierra Magazine:

Codename: Iceman
Gobliiins
EcoQuest (eventually played this a decade later, sucked)
many more

mediocre games they successfully sucked me into:

A-10 Tank Killer
Heart of China
Jones in the Fast Lane
many many many more

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 1 May 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

wish i had saved my early 90s issues of cgw & egm.. memories....

hobbes, Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

wowza thank u :D

hobbes, Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Dr Casino : Gobliiins is awesome.

And Tuomas - you don't seem to believe in a right answer to this question, so why comment at all?

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Saturday, 1 May 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

this should clear things up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbh4u_oA0rk

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Sierra in-house magazine was cool but paled in comparison to the Lucasfilm Games newsletter The Adventurer (Steve Purcell comix!)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090324194834/starwars/images/1/1a/Adventurer1.jpg

kind of loam but mostly sand (los blue jeans), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link

gobliiins ruled imo.

ian, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

omg guys i'm dating an a

call all destroyer, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i only looked at this thread a couple times and don't remember which answers were a, b, and c. the answer is ralph means that sleep is literally where he becomes a viking

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

more like call all dealbreaker imo

Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autoban (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

1st place: b
2nd place: a
3rd place: c

Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autoban (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i am a viking

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link

hagar the harrbl

kind of loam but mostly sand (los blue jeans), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty conclusive results

A-voter: An All New World (of Language) Awaits (cozen), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link

looool at turnout

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

omg guys i'm dating an a

― call all destroyer, Saturday, May 1, 2010 10:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm married to a major b

wait that kinda sounds wrong

jacka husalah terrier (some dude), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah it was hilarious--i was setting up the question just like whiney did, but i offered "literally a viking" first, and then she completed my sentence with option a, because that's what she always thought it was, and because option b isn't funny, and she basically nailed all the classic a arguments in about 5 minutes. my jaw just dropped--it was so hilarious and perfect.

but she is smart and opinionated and strong-willed and neither of us were about to be swayed so we laughed and she made fun of me for engaging in a weeklong debate abt it on ilx, and those are all reasons why i <3 her so much.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I introduced the question to a couple friends the other night, and it was like an instant rehash of this thread, almost beat for beat.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 2 May 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link


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