Gossip Girl

what you dont know any 16 y/o bow tie wearing date rapists?

the ones that wear bow ties are the drama geeks, i.e. not the date rapists. date rapists wear "dave matthews band" t-shirts.

hmm i guess its different on the upper east side

i also want to know who went as blair, serena or chuck for halloween

ps i havent watch this weeks ep either - MNF

my roommate and his gf went as zombie chuck + blair

weird.

i mean, how do you do that costume?? it's just like any zombie chick & zombie dude.

would it be... gay... if i asked laurel for those gossip girl books??

he owns a maroon velvet blazer

so, zombies but fancy-dressed basically

ian, ive read the books. theres a lot more photographed sex in the park and a whole lot more getting high. like the nate character is completely defined by getting high. its pretty good.

paging Laurel and her publishing job...

i really liked the books but they are different from the show kinda meaner and more distanced from the characters. they're funnier than the show is usually too.

haha i haven't actually seen today's episode yet because i just got home from work. lol ktla.

i would also just like to comment that jenny's dresses are cute and everything, but i'm not sure why they're taking the city by storm. . .

oh yeah and in the books chuck is gay and owns a pet snow monkey

and jenny is 5'2 with double Ds

honestly it's like someone is constantly walking around with a big shine injector to blair's lips

someone is. they get their shit reapplied/readjusted before, during, and after every take, and hair/make-up/wardrobe have their own monitors so they can be like, "omg! hair out of place! cut! cut!"

i am kind of pissed that i just got a hair cut and then saw jenny's new one, because i kind of really like it (obv not blonde but you know, frustrating).

it is cute

right xp

wait so who IS kristen bell, what else has she done? last week's episode was like weirdly good. and i have to say i think serena looks better each episode. the boobage!

excited for tonight.

kristen bell was veronica mars - another cw show (I think??)

im excited too but has anyone else noticed plots dying or going nowhere? like when dan broke up with serena and she turned back to bad serena all she did was make blairs life hell for a couple of episodes and then revert back to good serena. also, how did the whole nate jenny thing suddenly happen?

Ian, you noob, you could just email me??? Take it to the electronic telegraph, buddy, and I will take care of you.

yeah the nate/jenny thing is so lol. i mean, there were hints of it last season, but it's like 'he moves in, has shirt off, and BAM!' actually, i guess that's not so far off... anyway... l, i'd love to read these silly books at some point, too! we should have a gg book club LOL.

haha.

yeah i actually see the plot thing as kind of a little more real than some other shows that have to drop all the hints and make the build-up really obvious. i mean my life is kind of random like that, i dunno.

you're right about the good serena bad serena thing, it was weird how that disappeared. the nate/jenny thing is less strange, life is random, but it's not that interesting either, nate's just a whore. i also really dislike the arc about blair's desperation to get into yale, because i love blair and she's been nothing but desperate for the last few episodes.

this show has a one and a half episode attention span for story arcs.

kind of true. i'm still very confused about a lot of things

it leaves you free to focus on the clothes and lip gloss. speaking of the former, i kind of wish they'd stop with the serena cheesecake (no bra, plunging necklines, microminis).

omg that's like my favorite new development

no, she's getting too tarty, not in a good way.

boring/obvious tarty, imo.

i always thought i would miss gilmore girls when it went off the air, but i feel like in some weird way by watching 30 rock + gossip girl i get my weekly requirement of screwball yale envy repartee and i don't miss it at all. (though last season of GG kinda helped in the not-gonna-miss-this department.)

http://www.gossipgirlinsider.com/images/gallery/bandage-dress_354x500.jpg

now there's a dress.

altho sometimes i feel they could work on her makeup, sometimes her skin looks too dull. especially compared to blair.

LOL @ that ending.

would smash that dress.

so would the guy in the back, obv.

i think that's a beer bottle??

gossip girl is kind of a bad show, but it's more watchable than heroes is at this point e_e

gossip girl is not a good show, but it's so knowingly and entertainingly shallow!

its not bad on purpose the way the books are but it still has it moments. i mean i want to punch the dad in the face most shows for some reason but i like most of the other characters and chuck bass and i wear the same cardigans apparently so w/e.

i hate just about all of the characters :( i think i might like mr. inconceivable, and hope he becomes a regular character but kind of doubt that happening.

wait who's mr. inconceivable?

he is in the books! in the ILS thread i expressed incredulity that someone so incapable of dressing herself is an OMGWTF fashion designer. i would like to once again state my disbelief and, furthermore, qn why jenny humphrey walks a stork all the time

xpost i assume he meant cyrus rose

yes i mean cyrus rose i guess. the guy from the princess bride!

i don't know how i feel about this Aaron character. i mean yes he's ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. but he seems kind of daft.

ok sorry i love Aaron. my girlfriends don't for some reason but i would totally wrap him up and give him to myself for xmas.

serena's thanksgiving outfit!!!!