Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

his blowjob face was epic (and then i saw A History of Violence and Viggo makes a similar face while 69'ing and I thought -- maybe this is just what face actors think you make when you're getting oral sex???)

before i "got it" i actually stopped to think whether i actually did that at one point out of frustration with this thread but that embarrassing fact should not be used to discredit fellow b voters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc&feature=related

face it if the Vikings were that excellent they'd still be around today.

fyi they made it to the playoffs last year

do they still have those delightful purple helmets?

this is where ILNFL salivates at making a million brett favre jokes

like, at the end of the You're Tearing me Apart Lisa sequence, Johnny kinda lies on the couch dejected while Lisa is walking up the stairs and he says, "It's alright. I still love you." Why would he say that? She just said she doesn't want to marry him? Why would he try to console her? What exactly is going through his head?

;_;

Why do Johnny and Lisa let two college students break into their home on a semi-regular basis to have sex on their couch?

if I can get a copy of the room I'll watch it and let you know my interpretations mordy

What kind of relationship do they have to Denny? When he says he likes to watch them -- is he referring to watching them make love? If he is, why are they totally okay with that, and joke about it? Why aren't they horrified and throw him out of the house?

man this is some kind of next level image bombing, I tip my hat off to u

the shots in the cafe -- do you believe they actually hired out the cafe for the day, or do you think they just shot it in an actual cafe? when Tommy claims that he loves cheesecake and that's why the waitress asks if they want cheesecake, do you think he's just covering for the fact that he shot the scene in an actual cafe with an actual waitress? do you believe that the cut scenes of San Francisco have anything to do with the film, or are actually depicting movements across space, just without showing the characters? how come sometimes it seems like they live in an actual apartment building and sometimes like they live in a townhouse, and sometimes like they live in like an apartment complex?

real interpretation arguments that have come up in the watching of The Room. ^^

Has Dan not seen The Room yet? You deprived man.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YAwLoC6bQuI/Sxisyy1z3pI/AAAAAAAAABs/ek1PS5dDCWA/s400/Viking+Room+Ad.jpg

I'm trying to figure out what kind of person you'd have to be to believe option A. And I think you'd have to be a person who generally finds things go over your head -- where life is kinda confusing (not unlike Ralph!) and you see that episode and you thought, "Oh, Viking must be slang I'm unfamiliar with" because you're uncomfortable with your own grasp of popular dialect + idiom, and then it was embarrassing to admit that you have this self-perception that has lead you down such an insane hallucinated road, and so now you have to defend it passionately.

... or maybe you just like making up slang terms

although that's not right because I'm totally fluffernutter when it comes to making up slang terms and my mojo rides on B

Exactly, Mordy. Like those dudes who turn 21 and really want to go out drinking with the guys but feel a need to stay true to the straightedge tattoos they got when they were 17

http://www.amazon.com/C-G-Jung-Humanities-Hermeneutics-Culture/dp/0691086168

wait i was wrong to say i voted option b. it's option a and even if i read otherwise from everyone who worked on the episode a would just be funnier to me

mordy's interp is where i'm @, i simply thought it was some obscure idiom

and now it is! a real boy obscure idiom.

is the a interpretation the product of overthinking or of coasting through life praying that you get lucky with context clues, you can't have it both ways

yah A B C otm, the simple answer is I interpret things in the way that makes them the most hilar. to me. ralph dreaming that he's a viking = ZzZZzZZzzzZzzzzzZZZ but ralph being proud at being good at sleep = looooool

praying and getting lucky is my raison d'être nowadays

I'm not gonna judge anyone's personal hermeneutics, but for me, interpretation based on making things funnier while ignoring literal context sounds a little insane. I mean, when I'm smoking weed, I probably do that all the time -- willfully misinterpret obvious shit to get a giggle out of it. Or say crazy shit that means nothing just to laugh at it. But normally I don't need to alter my standard heuristics and hermeneutics just to squeeze a few more half-okay lulz out of a Simpsons episode. (rereading, maybe I am judging people. oh wellz.)

rereading, maybe I am judging people. oh wellz.

this thread is like board description paydirt

the literal context is what makes A, imo

willfully misinterpret

it had never occured 2 me b4 this thread that i should care 3 seconds beyond the guffaw of ralph sayin some dumb shit

*cares deeply*

ok, let's look at the idiom:

To be a Viking.
a) Vikings are famous for being seafaring, pillaging badasses.
b) To be a viking is to a badass, or to be a badass at something specific. (This is a Buffy ex: To be a viking in bed to be totally aggressive and physical.)
c) Diluted, to be good at something (This is the Simpsons interpretation: I'm really good at sleeping, unlike the rest of my life.)

This is def not literal.

Unless the lulz comes from Ralph thinking he's like totally badass and aggressive at sleeping -- which is lulzy for sure, but completely insane.

loool just think about it mordy, how can someone be badass and aggressive at sleeping. it is lol.

ralph being proud at being good at sleep = looooool

― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 1:34 PM

that would work if "viking" were shorthand for "good at" which its not. plus he says sleep is "where" he's a viking, not "what" he's a viking at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg

right, it's hysterical. but def not what Ralph meant. he's a little kid. he doesn't think he's a badass.

ralph is insane

would you think about sending a kid to the school counselor if they insisted on option a? would it be more disturbing to you to think that they are ignoring reality and logic in the pursuit of lolz or that they just seriously believed a was the intended interpretation

http://imgur.com/TBbxS.jpg

ppl still giving ralph way too much credit here

http://www.groovy-layouts.com/Images/Fun/Crazy/images/girl-you-crazy.gif

which is more disturbing: lacking the hermeneutic skills to understand how language functions in context, or purposefully bastardizing your hermeneutic skills to gain more insane lolz in life? Probably the former, cause we do the latter all the time in various contexts, like anytime we laugh at something because it's sad, or frightening, or confusing.

who the hell cares what ralph would think as a real person, he's a mouthpiece for writer lols

the writer lols work though because of the character, not totally divorced. the other option (that Ralph is confused between dreams + reality and thinks that when he sleeps he actually gets to RL be a Viking -- which is double-lol because it's totally true to reality too, I love being able to fly in dreams, etc) is true to the character.

arguing about interpretation of statement on message board is kinda option A tho -- it's totally insane to do this, but we do it for the lulz.

i also think ralph isn't connecting the failure with the worm to his new instructions to sleep--that's more steps than he can handle

at this point I would send everyone on this thread to the counselor for arguing so passionately about The Simpsons