Minnesota Vikings games, that's where I'm a Viking.
― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
could somebody please summarize this thread in bullet form?
― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
m bison to thread
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
just jump in now and state your opinion it's what most ppl are doing
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i bet Ralph's a bad tipper.
― itchy rainbolt (clotpoll), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
he's also a big fan of dmb
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
on a simpsons-related note, do you guys think lisa simpson is symbolic of the fact that women don't make as good music as men do?
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
i think she's symbolic of the fact that she's a shrill bitch
― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
(i am not sure that is a true opinion)
someone already did "why does black people never want to viking" already, right
― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
ban iatee
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
oh look, another crazy black viking
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
saw a baniatee off Florida last time I was there actually
When I was a kid I frequently had a recurring dream where I had to fight sapient refrigerators and ovens in a giant, glowing pyramid that had pterodactyls flying over it.
― Walter Melon (Abbott), 27 April 2010 17:18 (Yesterday) Bookmark
Shurely this is from Ghostbusters?
Anyway, I read this thread. I hate when someone on one side of an argument takes the lazy option of assuming less-than-sincere motives on those on the other side, but option A reppers, seriously?
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus i still have to double-check which is a and which is b
― vikings: name your reasons why they are so bad and hated (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I've seen this topic being discussed on a couple of different message boards and I've come to the conclusion that I will never understand how people think of option A when hearing this joke, no matter how many times they try to explain it. I mean, I understand their arguments, but I just don't understand how this can be the first thing they think of.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
still can't believe the vikings killed tuomas
― ban c u tty (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
they were really viking at killing herbie hancock fans
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus christ ppl this is some fukin retarded shit. i mean i ain't claim to be a fan of the series or not and i even can tell it's answer #B. all of you's that are saying A have beans in yer head and should be sold off to slaveowners.
― Necromancer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
oh shit guys it's a necromancer
― vikings: name your reasons why they are so bad and hated (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck I was gonna kill myself but I'm just gonna be reanimated
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
^^just saying what we're all thinking xxp
― ban c u tty (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
oh gee, sarcastic responses, THAT'S really funny
― Necromancer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread needed more sock-action
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
which is the only action you ever get
― Necromancer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
necroman c u
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
c ur mama later
― Necromancer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
ok lock thread now :(
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 10:58 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark
i can only lock hoops threads, this monstrosity is all yours dude
― stunting how my father did before me (m bison), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
the bullied becoming the bully in his dreams is still a rather dull and unimaginative joke
This isn't the joke though. As jaymc explained:
No, you see, what's funny about it is the fact that he interprets his dream-state not as the biological process of "dreaming" but as a literal place where he takes on alternate personae.
― Sundar, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
you guys ever see that simpsons cartoon porn stuff on the internet? real sick shit like homer fucking marge doggystyle, or bart jizzing on lisa's face, or ned and apu gang-banging santa's little helper, stuff like that. so fucked up. what is wrong with people?
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly people who do that shit need to be prank called or something
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― vikings: name your reasons why they are so bad and hated (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
that's not funny
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
lol at dyao single-handedly trolling all of ILX on this thread
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
can i have some simpsons porn
― am0n, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
ftr, definitely don't believe it's Ralph excelling at sleeping. Vikings aren't known for excelling, they're famous for pillaging. And Ralph wouldn't consider himself badass at anything, let alone sleeping. That's like American Psycho corporate go-get-em I'm a BADASS positioning. Ralph is a little innocent kid. Maybe he'd say, "Sleeping! That's where I excel," but def not "Sleeping! That's where I'm a Viking!" (So only possible solution is that actually Ralph overheard someone who invented this metaphor to mean badassery, Ralph assumed it meant just being good at something, and then said it -- which is totally insane.)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"Oh boy, sleeping! That's where I'm murdery and rapey!"
― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
everyone besides me is a crazy person
― A B C, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ human existence in a nutshell
― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Assuming there are people who actually believe the other definition tho -- it's like some crazy The Room shit where I come across a person with clearly a totally different perspective on life than I have. One that is influenced by insanity. When dyao watches The Room I want to know if all the character's motivations make total sense?
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
have never watched the room. and was not trolling itt, tbh and tbf.
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
New thread. dyao trolling V. dyao totally insane.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Kyle Vogt, who played Peter, quit the film halfway through the shoot.[10][11] His lines in the last half of the film were given to Greg Ellery,[11] whose character is never introduced, explained, or addressed by name.[10] Ellery's character is listed in the credits as "Steven".[10]
omg
― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Any chance we can just turn this into a The Room thread?
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
god please no
― vikings: name your reasons why they are so bad and hated (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
In an early scene, halfway through a conversation about planning a birthday party for Johnny, Claudette off-handedly tells Lisa: "I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer."[15] The issue is casually dismissed and never revisited during the rest of the film.[15][21]
OMG
I know we have a thread on this already but WAU
― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Question: When Denny says 'give me 5 minutes and I'll give you your money' and the thug is like '5 minutes? i don't have 5 fucking minutes, denny' and pulls out his gun -- does that seem totally unreasonable to anyone else? Everytime I see it I'm like, "Dude! 5 minutes! Don't shoot Denny and throw your own life away just because you can't wait 5 minutes, a totally reasonable request, before he gives you the money he owes you."
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
nb: I've never watched the Room not stoned. (nb I've watched The Room 13 times)