Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

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man I am looking at 20 gifs of mj eating popcorn right now

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

http://local.yahoo.com/info-20281262-viking-excel-electric-llc-las-vegas

am0n, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

right, his understanding is obv more nuanced, rather than less complete.

I'm not saying I have a more nuanced understanding, but the way Ralph put emphasis on the words of the sentence made me immediately interpret the joke as "excelling in sleep". And my argument B doesn't really have to do with the English language (yes, I know "Viking" isn't a common metaphor in English, but Ralph uses the language in a rather idiosyncratic manner) rather than how Simpsons gags work.

HE IS DREAMING HE IS A CONQUERING WARRIOR BECAUSE IRL HE GETS CONQUERED BY THE WARRIOR BULLIES.

Yes, I get this, but the bullied becoming the bully in his dreams is still a rather dull and unimaginative joke, and I think at that point Simpsons were generally better than that. Now, if the episode had actually shown Ralph's dream after his line, and it would've been some surreal and Ralphesque interpretation of what being a Viking means, that would've been a typical Simpsons gag. But since all we got was that one line, I interpreted it as "Viking of sleep", because that's more like a Simpsons joke to me.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

ur all disgusting vikings

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

uh oh ralph's having a fantasy

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

can a mod change the display name of everyone who has spoken in defense of option A to "I Stand With Tuomas"

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://computers-are.us/hairpull.gif

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

wait why did Vampire Weekend get pulled into this

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

vampire, that's where I'm a weekend

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

like is this actually a not-so-subtle attempt to coalesce every hot-button ILX topic into one gigantic clusterfuck thread? if so, lemme know and I will start flinging around opinions on MIA and yelling things out of car windows

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

please make this the new ile title

I've no idea why this thread has 500+ answers, but I just wanted to say...
-Tuomas

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

be my guest dan!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

on the surface it's such an innocuous thread too

xp to dan

g.w.f.nagl (cozen), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

heard lady gaga's actually a viking

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway waiting for the cafepress digest edn

g.w.f.nagl (cozen), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

on the surface it's such an innocuous thread too

xp to dan

― g.w.f.nagl (cozen), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 10:53 AM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ good job bringing LCD Soundsystem into the mix

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

haiku for no one

checking out
the ass on that one
that's where
I'm
a viking

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

omg

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

are there any vikings in kill bill?

g.w.f.nagl (cozen), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Minnesota Vikings games, that's where I'm a Viking.

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

could somebody please summarize this thread in bullet form?

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

m bison to thread

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

just jump in now and state your opinion it's what most ppl are doing

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i bet Ralph's a bad tipper.

itchy rainbolt (clotpoll), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

he's also a big fan of dmb

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

on a simpsons-related note, do you guys think lisa simpson is symbolic of the fact that women don't make as good music as men do?

iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i think she's symbolic of the fact that she's a shrill bitch

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

(i am not sure that is a true opinion)

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

someone already did "why does black people never want to viking" already, right

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

ban iatee

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

oh look, another crazy black viking

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

saw a baniatee off Florida last time I was there actually

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

When I was a kid I frequently had a recurring dream where I had to fight sapient refrigerators and ovens in a giant, glowing pyramid that had pterodactyls flying over it.

― Walter Melon (Abbott), 27 April 2010 17:18 (Yesterday) Bookmark

Shurely this is from Ghostbusters?

Anyway, I read this thread. I hate when someone on one side of an argument takes the lazy option of assuming less-than-sincere motives on those on the other side, but option A reppers, seriously?

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

jesus i still have to double-check which is a and which is b

vikings: name your reasons why they are so bad and hated (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I've seen this topic being discussed on a couple of different message boards and I've come to the conclusion that I will never understand how people think of option A when hearing this joke, no matter how many times they try to explain it. I mean, I understand their arguments, but I just don't understand how this can be the first thing they think of.

peter in montreal, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

still can't believe the vikings killed tuomas

ban c u tty (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

they were really viking at killing herbie hancock fans

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus christ ppl this is some fukin retarded shit. i mean i ain't claim to be a fan of the series or not and i even can tell it's answer #B. all of you's that are saying A have beans in yer head and should be sold off to slaveowners.

Necromancer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

oh shit guys it's a necromancer

vikings: name your reasons why they are so bad and hated (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck I was gonna kill myself but I'm just gonna be reanimated

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

^^just saying what we're all thinking xxp

ban c u tty (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

oh gee, sarcastic responses, THAT'S really funny

Necromancer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread needed more sock-action

iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

which is the only action you ever get

Necromancer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

necroman c u

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

c ur mama later

Necromancer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

ok lock thread now :(

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

m bison to thread

― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 10:58 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

i can only lock hoops threads, this monstrosity is all yours dude

stunting how my father did before me (m bison), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

the bullied becoming the bully in his dreams is still a rather dull and unimaginative joke

This isn't the joke though. As jaymc explained:

No, you see, what's funny about it is the fact that he interprets his dream-state not as the biological process of "dreaming" but as a literal place where he takes on alternate personae.

Sundar, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link


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