or even shit ralph wiggum said on the simpsons
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link
When Ralph dreams about being a viking - a generally excellent type of person, an achiever, an explorer on the cutting edge - it is ironic considering that Ralph is a special kid who sometimes does stuff like accidentally eat worms. The Simpsons writers chose "viking" rather than "goldfish" or anything else harmless because the difference between Ralph and a Viking is so great. Given that Ralph just experienced the humiliation of being excluded from the rest of the class, he (his character, as written by the Simpsons' writers) may have said "Viking" because that is a dream where he remembers having power. "Viking" is not a metaphor for being excellent at something or 1995 slang for the same.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link
could you go do it on a schoolyard instead? (xp to whiney)
― longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i wonder what kind of ice cream the real deej and whiney are having
― ban c u tty (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
vikings not very good at sleep apparently
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hyJAVc5atQ4/SRHa8COAF_I/AAAAAAAAAP8/gQIGBrZwNPE/s320/hagar_the_horrible.jpg
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link
wow there really is no argument safe from the ILXian penchant for looking down at others via the "I'm more tolerant/open-minded than thou" avenue. btw deej's interpretation is 100% consistent w/option B people's.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
haha like looking down on others is a trait peculiar to ILX
― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link
the only thing worse is looking down on those who look down on others xp
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
dan, looking down at others via the "I'm more tolerant/open-minded than thou" avenue is = ILXian penchant
right, dyao. and the only thing worse than that is what you just did right there.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://mythstified.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nickieatmirror.jpg
l-r: granny dainger
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
congrats on interpreting a joke correctly!
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
dyao that post almost redeems you for thinking that recycling this idea for ilx was a good idea
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
also, wrong - hippies have been doing this shit for forty fucking years
also, liberals
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
fuckin libs
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
god I was so tempted
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
hippies doing it doesn't mean ILX doesn't also have a penchant for it. god i hate the internet.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i've only read the past maybe half page and have no idea what this thread is even about, but KIU anyway guys!
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
granny dainger, world weary internet traveler
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
iatee even surely your good liberal self must own that liberals are among the most condescending assholes in the history of the world
c'mon man I vote the same way as you do but you gotta come correct
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah sure lots of left-wing people ("liberals") are condescending. so are lots of right-wing people. so are most americans. barack obama isn't more condescending than george bush. there's no reason for people on the left to be buying into stereotypes about 'liberals'.
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
okay this is the point that makes me wish I hadn't started this thread
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link
do you guys have any opinions on your preferences for vietnamese food versus portugese food while you're at it
actually can we make this into a race thread instead of a politics thread
why do some black people viking at things that white people don't?
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link
ok everybody in the # of posts it takes to get iatee defensive about liberals being unfairly stereotyped, pay me, the answer was "one"
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly what did this thread start as i'm at work and i really wanna know
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
btw actually yes, actual leftists should always note that liberals condescend terrifically to the dumb ol' masses who just don't know what's good for them & have been doing so forever, this has been a problem with liberals since time immemorial & if you don't believe me, hasten thee to a couple of state central committee conventions - the only way you can miss this indisputable fact is if you are the knight errant for the democratic party, protecting their name from unfair besmirching far & wide
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
dude you know I'm the democrat-apologist not the 'liberal'-apologist. liberal's an empty pejorative term that can be used to describe you, me, both, or neither of us.
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
that's where I'm a liberal
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
never had portugese food except for the portegese bread I bake ("broa" it's called), which is OK - unless my impression is wrong, portugese isn't the most vegetarian-interesting cuisines
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
iberal's an empty pejorative term that can be used to describe you, me, both, or neither of us
I really don't think it is - it's essentially the political equivalent of "hipster," i.e., if it's a phantom, it's one everybody's seen enough of to know that they want to avoid it
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link
portuguese sardines are pretty awesome imo
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
also if you want to shift terms I'm just as comfortable saying "the Democratic party is incredibly condescending," which was true thirty years ago & has nothing to do with the president
xpost lol I have a line about portugese sardines in the chorus of a recent song
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
btw dyao you need to start an actually good thread to make up for this bullshit
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
hyao dyao can i ask politely that u change yr screen name
― board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
whiney haven't you done something similar to practically every other poster on the board including me?
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
lol does my pooping before showering thread not count, where do I stand in terms of ilx thread karma
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
whiney: 'hipster' :: j0hn: 'liberal'
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
dyao: 'viking'
whiney haven't you done something similar to practically every other poster on the board including me?― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 11:11 AM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 11:11 AM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
sure, but i've been told ILX policy dictates we're allowed to ask politely, no questions asked
― board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
dyao you're not offering that thread as proof of ability to ask a decent question I hope
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
no prob whiney ;)
― WHO GIVES A SHIT (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
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― board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I lol'd
― dyao, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I've no idea why this thread has 500+ answers, but I just wanted to say I've always thought it was the first option, because...
A) the way Ralph pronounces the sentence, and
B) a bullied little kid dreaming of being an actual Viking isn't much of a gag, but Ralph being a "Viking of sleep" is pretty funny.
If the second option would be true, it would be a rather bad joke.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
a bad joke on THE SIMPSONS?!?!?!?!?!?!
― rolling stupid fruity crazy frog (history mayne), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
At that point Simpsons still had good and clever jokes most of the time.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
just wow, tuomas
― board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
dudes it's pretty bad when a Finnish dude who doesn't know how to use Google has a more nuanced understanding of the English language than you.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
has the lex weighed in yet? pinefox too much to hope for.
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link