fake Hold Steady Lyrics

Yesssss

He'd been my room-mate since college
but this hood rat chick was his latest prize
Doing anal on our new white couch
Dirty trucker hat pulled down over his eyes

The dirt and stains on it reminded him of girls
Eyes closed he could almost see her
"Fuck washing a hat" he used to say
And then we'd send out for pizza

He said he'd been to Australia
Learned to play didgeridoo
Hung out watching rugby
And got high with kangaroos

Perhaps Ben Ratliff from the NY Times has been reading this thread. (Scroll down):

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/03/arts/music/03choi.html

Bad case of reviewer being half as funny and clever as he thinks he is, and doing disservice to both reader and record as a result.

it's a pretty good review i think. ("it was two years since irony": heh.)

Much amusement

Oh my god yes:

Everyone's been calling me Disco Doug / Cuz I've gone out of style but the kids still want my drugs
9:57 PM May 23rd via web

I told her hard drugs are for bartenders when she pulled out the E / She said, "How many times you gonna tell me that?" I said, "Three."
4:17 AM May 10th via web

Cryin' over here.

It is pretty great, yes.

the minnesota thunder reference was too much, and the nicollet mall one, must be someone from mpls

would be awesome if it was really him

The weird thing about the second quote I posted is that it would fit pretty well into "Ballad of a Thin Man."