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"Pretty sharp ain't you? Gonna cut yourself one of these days"

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"Uh uh, not me, I'm careful, see?"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Officer O'Brien: "Why you, I oughta..."

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Aren't some of these from Lenny Bruce monologues?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

"What's that you say, Professor?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Men in undershirts.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Plane (or boat or train's) route being marked out on a map as the character travels from Paris to Marrakesh.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

In the corridor outside the interrogation room...

Officer O'Hagan: "Get a hold of yourself Joe!"
Officer O'Brien: "... it's just that little punk..."
Officer O'Hagan: "... I know, but we ain't gonna catch Mayor Flotsky's murderer by flying off the handle like that, are we?"
Officer O'Brien: "Yeah Jim, you're right but when I think of Mayor Flotsky, gunned down in front of his own wife and kids... well, it turns my stomach Jim"
Officer O'Hagan; "Hold on, what were Mayor Flotsky's wife doing in the Kitty Kat Club?"
Director; "CUT!!"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I confess I stole Father Flotsky from Lenny Bruce

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

"Leave the bottle..."

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Escaping the 1950s detective drama for a bit, in cold war sci-fi you can always rely on an alien telling the earthlings that he will be back when humans have learned not to destroy each other.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

unless he's a fucking hypocrite like Klaatu and sez he'll destroy US!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

OK let's move on to 50s sci-fi:

"It's quiet out there now"
"Yeah, too quiet"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

... mind you, that's a bit 50s WWII war movie

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

"But who'll listen to us, we're just a bunch of kids!"

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait, I had some last words:
"Uh uh, not me, I'm careful, see?"

"Careful? Is that why you rubbed your mitts all over the mayor's phone while placing a call to Alice Crabtree? What were you tryin' to do, impress her?"

Jimmy Stewart
"You see that fella over there? Goes by the name of Johnny. Just Johnny. Presents himself to the public as a purveyor of pinball machines. There's a lot of p's in that sentence. It'll be a few more years before I can say the word 'panties' in a motion picture."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

"Now, it's perfectly all right to make up stories when you're growing up, but your getting to be a big boy now."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

(I fell into the "your/you're" typo trap after successfully hurdling it once)

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"Why for two pins I'd ..."

Woman putting on earrings at dressing table discusses her date with maid.

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

"If my calculations are correct, the world is in terrible danger!"

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

"Why you've never heard of kissing on this planet of yours? There's realy nothing else like it."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"Operator, get me the FBI. Yes, it's an emergency! "

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

"You can't mean..."
"Yes, my young friend, that's exactly what I mean"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

"You see Mary, I'm a man..."

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

"I'm telling you, officer, it was right there last night!"
"Sure it was, Charlie. Sure it was."

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

"How was work today, honey?"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

"That old house? The Baker house?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Calling people whose name isn't Charlie "Charlie", OTM

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"I've got some chicken in the oven."

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I should have added to my last post:
"I forbid you from going there alone"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"But what does it all mean Professor?"
"It's too early to say, Bob"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

"What's happened to you, Charlie? Since that night at the Baker house you're just not the man I married anymore!"

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

"You haven't been drinking again, have you?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

"See, what we'll do is..." FADE

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

"But Mama, your hand... it's shaking"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"You don't mean...?"
"Yes, Charlie. It came from outer space."

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

"We first became aware of you by monitoring your radio broadcasts, then television."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

"Now what sort of a damned fool stunt did you pull back there, you coulda got us killed!"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"But I saw them I tell you! With my own eyes... oh what's the use!"
"Bob, come back!!"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

"A new friend, dear? That's nice. What's his name?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

"Wait! It's opening! There's something coming out! It's... It's... No! NO! NOOOOOOO!"

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

"Cover your eyes!"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"... that's 12 of your earth years"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"We were unable to save our own planet, but perhaps you will heed our warning before it is not too late."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"But one thing we don't understand, what is this thing you call... love?"

... gone a bit Star Trek there

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"Yes, impressive isn't it?"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

"...causing the sun to explode in a chain reaction."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

"But if it can imitate us in every way, how can we ever tell it apart?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"But I have taken up too much of your time already gentleman, perhaps now you would like to rest... *claps hand* ... Aurora! Show our guests to their quarters! If you would excuse me gentleman, I have work to do..."

... this would work in a horror movie too

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

(A hard one to follow, all I've got is)
"There must be something wrong with this meter!"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

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