Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"One sec. I've got a hair in my teeth."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Finally!"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm King of the World!"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Is-a we-sa gonna DIE???"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Strike Three! Yourouttahere!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I CLAIM THIS FOR ENGLAND!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

BOOYAH!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

eat my fuck

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

"are you with me dr. wu?"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

BEST ORGASM EVAH!

(and this is the funniest thread evah)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Can you SMELLELLELLELL?!?!"

"Mmm, kinda... funky."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

"One small step for man...one giant leap for mankind!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Everythiiiiiiiiiiing. Everythiiiiiiiiiiiing. In its Right Place. In its Right Place."

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm a reasonable man; get off my case."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

'FEAR MY...Damn! Excuse me, I gotta go check ILE for my line'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yo,Yo,Yo, Yo Da Lin In The Valley
A delicious break from Potatoes
Yo Da Laheeeeoooooooo
Here we go
Yo, Yo, Yo Da Laheeeooooo

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Honor the Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work we go..."

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Why does it always rain on me?"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Jimmy B's definitely in tha houuuuuuuse."

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'd like to thank the Academy..."

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Aw yeah."

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Excellent...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I claim this booty in the name of Queen Elizabeth!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Aw, puppies!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You had me at 'hello, wanna fuck?'"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

"lil bow wow, you just dont know..."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You can put your leg back on now."

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

'NEXT!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Do I have your permission to jam?"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I will SELL YOU-A A CAR park!"

Or: "You can put your flesh back on now."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

= point of diminishing returns

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

By the Lord Harry!

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're on top of the STATSCOCK!!!

― O l e M (OleM), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"VELOURIA"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"is it in yet?"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"so do I get the job?"

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

"There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad!"

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

UH, double up, UH UH!

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'll get me coat..."

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Say ho!" "You say it!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

(i have advocated for ages that when men ejaculate they should make a farting sound. and women should make siren sounds.)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Like emergency sirens or the mythical creatures that lured in sailors and ate them? Because I'm not having my face chomped over an orgasm.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Insert comment here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Thank God it's over!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"It's time for the percolator!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Now on the ground and give me twenty, corporal'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

"N-now-nn-now-nooowwwwnnnnononowwww-wikkywikkywikky-nno-now we come to the payoff. (YEAH!)"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

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