What's the most illegal thing you've ever done

i asked rahni what jail was like, i don't care about any of you other losers

Don't be harbl.

does public sex count?

If you get caught by the police I'm sure they'd arrest you, so I'd say it does count.

I was once in a room where white people were smoking weed while listening to a Bob Marley compilation album. That kind of self conscious early 90's proto hipsterism should have been illegal.

I hate to bear this news but this didn't die in the 90s

Arrested and charged with a felony after fighting with a cop and injuring him on the street in the aftermath of a bar brawl. Spent a little time in the cooler, but ultimately plead down to a misdemeanor. This was 15 years ago, and it still pops up on background checks. Ive had some serious explaining to do to potential employers.

broke into three or four different schools as a teen. don't know why.
sex with a minor, i'm guessing most people have done this though? (16 yo gf when i was 17)
couple of acts of accidental/careless vandalism while drunk (broken windows, falling through fences, etc)
drunk driven home from a nightclub once with 15 people in the car- #1 fucking stupid thing i've ever done. iirc killed a sheep.
drunken fistfights.

i don't drink as much as i used to, tbh.

Oh god, I totally forgot that I had a 17-year-old girlfriend when I was 21. I wonder how illegal that was?

depends on what state you were in

.....horny?

Now that I think about it, I have driven drunk on two occasions; I don't know if that's more illegal than shipping fireworks to CA, but it's less defensible.

Nothing much--just some soft drug use and oral sex on men and women (illegal in Florida at the time).

^^^^ new ILTMI board descrip????

Do it.

ripping the tag off a mattress

Took 10 ecstasy pills to Spain

...and now oral sex and medical marijuana are both legal here. So now I'm stumped. Fudging my time sheets at work, maybe?

christine!!

Good to have you back Christine!

I had a phase where making rent was tough so I stole quite a lot of groceries. And also a bottle of jack once. Never ever caught, white privilege.

:-)