Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

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next thing you know someones gonna suggest people who voted option A should be put in camps

Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I just sc'd you cattle

iatee, Monday, 26 April 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

suggest camped?

Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

wow, being in ilx is dangerous now!

Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.campvikingcapecod.org/

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.vikingcamps.net/

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

tres blinkered ^^

nakhchivan, Monday, 26 April 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

first, they came for the people who voted for option A.....

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

then the vikings killed everyone

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

fukken sleep, how does it work

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

you would know if you were a viking of sleep

iatee, Monday, 26 April 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

so are the Minnesota Vikings just people who dream they're football players??? i'm confused

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link

next thing I know people are gonna tell me goin ham means going to a place called ham

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link

8 hours til work. ah work, where I'm a viking

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

vikings wd probably be asleep by now, it wd be 5.25am for most of them afaik

nakhchivan, Monday, 26 April 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost this is where i'm an ocd viking

-- mookieproof, Thursday, January 3, 2008 3:32 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

ILE is one of the only three message boards in existance not to have a screaming match over the "that's where I'm a viking."

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, January 3, 2008 6:51 PM (2 years ago)

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( it has come to pass

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link

it's alright if it makes u feel meta

nakhchivan, Monday, 26 April 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link

it'd be really funny if the writers came by and said neither answer was right....

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Yay, Belgium, that's where I'm a waffle....

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I have never heard this whole argument until tonight. I get how B makes sense but I don't think it's very plausible. This thread, however, is wildly entertaining.

piping hot dish and a cup of chat (Stevie D), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link

is pill really moving the trap to Belgium??????

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link

So seriously in Pickle Surprise when Sister Dimension is repeating her mantra ("ham") she is actually talking about Belgium or going to sleep, right?

piping hot dish and a cup of chat (Stevie D), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

wait guys I'm still trying to find out if the Minnesota vikings are real or not...

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link

And when Lady Bunny and RuPaul and co. each say "ham" they are actually all expressing ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MEANINGS which are left to the viewer to decode!!! Reference point:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

piping hot dish and a cup of chat (Stevie D), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

btw obama was born in ham

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Honey Baked?

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Clearly Lahoma is referencing the son of Noah while Lady Bunny is alluding to amateur radio. RuPaul and friend are obviously expressing "ham" as overaction or exaggeration of behavior.

piping hot dish and a cup of chat (Stevie D), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't know until tonight about the debate either but

I get how B makes sense but I don't think it's very plausible.

You mean "A", right??

Sundar, Monday, 26 April 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I think Ralph's quote was his way of saying he didn't approve of the Brett Favre trade and/or the abuse of child labor laws in Scandinavian countries.

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

All these references to B, A, etc. will make no sense when the results come in unless someone does this:

A ralph means that sleep is an area in which he excels
B ralph means that sleep is literally where he becomes a viking
C I am a hermeneutic anarchist and am going to convince you of the validity of my own interpretation itt

Walter Melon (Abbott), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

(Thx)

Sundar, Monday, 26 April 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

3xp oh yes I meant A sorry

piping hot dish and a cup of chat (Stevie D), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link

you guys are denying the power of English to be a fun and creative language

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

and Cattle Grind I think your reading of this is entirely too superficial. You're not reading between the lines.

piping hot dish and a cup of chat (Stevie D), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

p.s. I am realizing that most of my contributions to this thread are coming off less "goofball" and more "insufferable prick". Sry :/

piping hot dish and a cup of chat (Stevie D), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link

the lines of ham? ok fuk it i'm off to sleep i'm gonna have nightmares about this now!

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link

it's okay it means you're a viking at ilx xp

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Monday, 26 April 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

This is bullshit. Surely we could have got a Tuomas joke up in this area (FINLAND!!), you guys are no longer trying. Bring back Momus, I say.

Fade to Ugly Dave Gray (King Boy Pato), Monday, 26 April 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link

BTW I'm reloaded

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Monday, 26 April 2010 06:38 (fourteen years ago) link

seems the translators agree with me

So, I did some elementary research on the DVD while the board was down, and I am absolutely appalled to report that if the foreign translations are anything to go by, Mr. Nog and other "lateral-thinking motherfuckers" may be right.

French = "Dormir, c'est là que je suis le plus fort" ("Sleep, that's where I'm the best!")
Dutch = "Slapen, daar ben ik goed in" (I don't know any dutch, but I'm guessing that's "Sleep, now that's something I'm good at")
Portuguese = "Ena, pa, dormir! E nisso que sou um Viking" (any Portuguese-speaking people around? I'd have to ask my ladyfriend, but she's not around. Sounds like it's just the literal, equally ambiguous translation anyway)

This said, I'd like to point out that translators can be serious lateral-thinking motherfuckers, too. I should know: I'm one (a translator, that is). The case is therefore NOT closed.

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Monday, 26 April 2010 06:39 (fourteen years ago) link

also if you examine the quote in context

Ralph: Umm, Miss Hoover?
Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can I have another
one?
Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more...[shaking her head] just try to
sleep while the other children are learning.
Ralph: Oh boy...sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

ralph has just failed at a task, and is now exuberant at being offered the chance to participate in a task in which he excels.

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Monday, 26 April 2010 06:41 (fourteen years ago) link

btw people itt who think that B is the only possible interpretation of the quote are akin to people who think that there wasn't a predator ship in ALIEN

⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Monday, 26 April 2010 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^ does find it amusing how smug and "OMG ONLY A MORON/DOOFUS/BUTTHOLE/IDJUT/FUKTARD WULD THINK IT WAS ANSWER A" the answer B people always are on these boards.

I hadn't ever seen the quote cuz I abandoned the Simpsons years ago, but my natural reaction was option A, just cuz Ralph's such an incompetent klutz that only he would be excited about sleep because it's the one place where he's awesome. Answer B isn't funny to me in the least.

another board in which the debate occurred: http://www.lastplanetojakarta.com/forums/index.php?topic=8708.0

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link

oh lord the pred ship in alien thing again. someone oughta visit that other board and provoke that one guy again.......

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Monday, 26 April 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I have seen this episode approximately 10,000 times and I have never even thought of the concept of interpreting the line literally. This interpretation kind of horrifies me. The idea that Ralph is so amped up about his sleeping ability that he considers himself a viking of sleep is so much funnier than the idea that he wants to go to sleep so he can dream about being a viking.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 26 April 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I read the first few posts of this thread in mounting bafflement that this was actually an argument.

I love this board.

LITERALLY FLATTEN HER WITH THE POWER OF YOUR MARRIAGE (HI DERE), Monday, 26 April 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Some of dyao's arguments are actually swaying me a little. Admittedly, I haven't seen this episode since I was a teenager and don't even remember the scene in question very clearly.

Sundar, Monday, 26 April 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

will go on record and admit that answer b hadn't occured to me before opening this thread

sonderangerbot, Monday, 26 April 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

starting to believe there's a small population of ILXors that interprets all jokes literally and is in constant fear of being eaten by the number seven

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 26 April 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link


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