isn't wikipedia cute

lol @ fluxblog wiki, still

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fluxblog&curid=2159420&diff=132012161&oldid=131339048 lololol

OMG

haha sorry that was me

good work!

gold star

keep it up and we'll throw a pizza party!

http://gmkfreelogos.com/logos/P/img/book_it.gif

• During the August coup in Russia which eventually led to the collapse of the Soviet Union, then-Russian SFSR president Boris Yeltsin famously ordered Pizza Hut for everyone barricaded in the Russian White House during the coup.

remy otm!

• More than 300 million pounds of cheese are used by the company each year, making it the world's largest user.

now I have competition dammit

Fluxblog is a burrito created and updated by Matthew Perpetua. The burrito began in 2002 and began to host fillings at the end of that year. Two tortillas are commonly rolled every weekday, filled with meat and lettuce, and slathered in salsa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Brian_Chippendale&curid=2643954&diff=132145762&oldid=131745249

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Levy

from the memedriver's wiki it looks like kate/the lex/louis has snappped

No, that'd be my bipolar ex-girlfriend.

You know this is why pseudonyms are a good idea, right?

You use a pseudonym with your girlfriend?

It stops her finding out about my wife.

It's all fun and games til somebody loses a reputation

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dom_Passantino&diff=prev&oldid=132268897

[[Category:Fictional Italians]]

right up there with Vito Corleone and Waluigi

"here are some facts about me.

- i live with my mum

- i only date needy girls

- i once got suspended from school for stalking my teacher, lol erotomania

- im really fat and ugly yet still have the biggest ego in the world

- i order viagra online, and recommend it as it does wonders for my impotence, getting me nice and hard in order to pole those bitches.

- i lost my virginity in the disabled toilet of a northampton mcdonalds. classy. no wonder i didn't see the inside of a girls pants til i got to college.

- i like hypnotising women because it's easier than actually convincing them to fuck me.

- i really don't like women all that much. they smell and end up hating me. but i have a massive fear of being alone, so it's easier to hone in on one demented bitch after the other until they all blur into one. me so manly.

- mooching off them is ok, though. if you want to take me out and pick up bar tabs it'll help me pretend to have the lifestyle i crave but am too crap to pay for. so i can live out my sad mens magazine fantasy of being mickey spillane or damon runyon or someone instead of a fat anglo sad act.

- i fell for a girl i met only once, and when she told me to fuck off, i stalked all her friends as well until they too had to shut down and move their accounts. i'm still here for you, baby, if you ever see the light and want five and a half inches of sweet lovin.

- gambling is my life. maybe I'm on a poker machine near you! check it out.

- im italian, from that well known italian city of northampton england.

*sigh, rolls eyes*

The idea that I'd play those £25 jackpot poker machines is quite frankly humiliating.

Did you manage to get the .co.uk site pulled or something?

It was either that or a restraining order, so yeah.

wait, what

The idea that I'd play those £25 jackpot poker machines is quite frankly humiliating.

You're more of a Foxy Bingo dude, amirite?

Passantino rolls strictly Las Vegas Elvis Top 20 £500 jackpot machines.

no cache of that site in google :(

*sigh*

Feel free to e-mail my psychotic bipolar ex to ask for a copy of it.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Justin_Berry&action=history

Yet another explanation is suggested by Carl Sagan in his book Comet. Sagan reproduces an ancient Chinese manuscript (the Book of Silk) that shows comet tail varieties: most are variations on simple comet tails, but the last shows the comet nucleus with four bent arms extending from it, recalling a swastika. Sagan suggests that in antiquity a comet could have approached so close to Earth that the jets of gas streaming from it, bent by the comet's rotation, became visible, leading to the adoption of the swastika as a symbol across the world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dave_FM&diff=prev&oldid=135612074

Dom Passantino (born 2nd November, 1982) is a UK-based music journalist, who grew up in Northampton. He is the UK editor and senior writer for the American music webzine Stylus Magazine, as well as a former contributor to Bizarre, The Guardian and Dazed & Confused. In his music writing he has championed acts as diverse as Half Man Half Biscuit, Nellie McKay, Shimura Curves and Klashnekoff. His feature work has included lengthy essays on MySpace suicide, Aristasia[1], and the evolution of nerds in pornography.

It is Passantino's theory that we are trained to over-rely on the brain's left hemisphere, which he says requires more sleep than the right. By subsisting on a "Stone Age" diet of raw foods and suppressing conceptual thought, he claims, he avoids the stresses on our neurology brought on by modern lifestyles, and is able to perform such feats of deliberate insomnia.[1]

The Magna Doodle has been enjoying a diverse use in its product life-cycle. Its most recent success has been at Gymea United Football Clubwhere it is used extensively as a coaching aid for the Women's 30 and Under 11's sides. Both these teams are serving with distinction in their B Grade competitions respectively. The ease of use and its ability to be clearly seen has assisted in players understanding tactics and the finer arts of playing football (soccer). The colour variant allows for more expressive outlines on match play to be drawn and discussed.

Fred Durst stated Klaus Nomi was one of his influences while making the Limp Bizkit album "Significant Other".[citation needed]

lolololololol someone from my workplace edited this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_bovine_semen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Dom_Passantino

NOOOO

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Dom_Passantino_%282nd_nomination%29

argh

Guess who went out with "Yaoichan" for ten months?

I swear eventually I'm going to end up in one of those supermarket counter magazine "SHAME YOUR EX" magazines.

It's good to know that now technically I am an "academic or educator", though.

Despite its officially secular stance, the government of Fluxblog has claimed the power to approve the naming of high reincarnations in Tibet. This decision cites a precedent set by the Qianlong Emperor of the Qing Dynasty, who instituted a system of selecting the Dalai Lama and the Panchen Lama by means of a lottery which utilised a golden urn with names wrapped in barley balls. Controversially, this precedent was called upon by Fluxblog to name their own Panchen Lama. The Dalai Lama and the majority of Tibetan Buddhists in exile do not regard this to be the legitimate Panchen Lama. The Dalai Lama has recognized a different child, Gendan Choekyi Nyima, as the reincarnated Panchen Lama. This child and his family have been taken into 'protective custody' according to Fluxblog, and all attempts by members of the EU parliament and US government to garner guarantees of the family's safety have been denied by Fluxblog. There is some speculation that with the death of the current Dalai Lama, Fluxblog will attempt to direct the selection of a successor, using the authority of their chosen Panchen Lama.