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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_SkLCUti44

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah jeez i'm pretty sure Making The Band 2 got rerun all over BBC 3, get with it

xpost

Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

if i were talking to puff i'd ask him something about just the general continuum of hip hop/R&B crossover running through his whole career, from early mary & biggie to now, and whether he feels like he gets proper credit for stuff like, say, "last night" predating 808s & heartbreak or whatever

Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

lex, READ YR BLOGS

The Reverend, Thursday, 22 April 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

lex, just Cassie questions plz

Yonder Mountain Zing Band (Tape Store), Thursday, 22 April 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

ask him if he thinks Biggie would work with him today

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 April 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link

and incidentally, what makes bedrock better than over is 1)bedrock has a catchy hook and 2)lloyd

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 April 2010 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link

both of those points are factually incorrect

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link

lloyd is factually incorrect? is that like suspect or somethin'?

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 April 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

lloyd is suspect, yes, but I don't think he's factually incorrect

The Reverend, Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

and incidentally, what makes bedrock better than over is 1)bedrock has a catchy hook...GROCERYBAG!

Yonder Mountain Zing Band (Tape Store), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

lloyd is a feeling

m@tt (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

bedrock is gettin that paper right now...http://blog.detourservices.com/wp-content/uploads/grocery-bag-261x300.jpg

rolling stupid fruity crazy grocery bag (zvookster), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

don't get mad, get glad... BEDROCK

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link

forks, don't ruin grocery bag parodies 4 me

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

^sup ilm tagline

my two percent's worth (k3vin k.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link

ask him if he's seen craig mack recently

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 April 2010 08:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Does he feel his half man/ half drugs ratio has changed over the years?

Bait Goin' Ham (makeitpop), Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

CHART TOPPING RAP STAR PLIES LAUNCHES
“THE GOON AFFILIATED 25 DAY GIVEAWAY”
Plies Promises to Giveaway Gifts including Personal Diamond Jewelry,
Health Insurance, College Scholarships & more to Winning Contestants Daily

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 April 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

BLUE GOON, BLUE SHIELD

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

lex, READ YR BLOGS

― The Reverend, Wednesday, April 21, 2010 10:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bamcquern, Thursday, 22 April 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

shit i gotta write a review for that lest anyone on j box actually like it

― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 11:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i was gonna write it up but i would just be re-hashing stuff i wrote on the shrimp

― artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, April 21, 2010 6:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

dude at this point drake pretty much needs to be shat on by as many critics from as many platforms as possible to counter all the inexplicable love he's getting.

imma sb (samosa gibreel), Friday, 23 April 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i just assumed that DaVinci was one of those lyrical nah right cats

thanks to deej's review i now know more about a new rapper. that should happen more often

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 23 April 2010 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link

xp gone hate gone hate gone hate

On Wednesday I was hanging out with my sister buying a shower curtain at Wal-Mart and in the check-out line I started singing Drake to my sister and the cash register person. The cash register person said,

"You sing good Drake."

Then we went to the parking lot with all our shower gear and as we were getting into our car, these two girls were getting out of theirs, and one of them said to me,

"Hey, I have two Drake tickets for tonight but I can't go. Would you guys like them, like, for free?"

OH MAN! If I hadn't've had so much school work I definitely would've taken my sister to Drake!

The next day in class I asked all everyone whether they went to see Drake. I sang a little for them and they were all very respectful and appreciative. Then a girl in back caught the idea that we were talking about DRAKE and she said,

"I was there! He brought this girl up on stage, and he was pulling her hair back, and kissing on her neck."

"That sounds gross," somebody said.

"Whatever, I wish it was me!" I think everyone felt that way. They all wanted to be breathed on by Drake and have their necks kissed. I know I did. Or that could've been my sister! She'd've had such a thrill up there with Drake.

The girl in my class said Birdman was there and that the evening all around was super sexy. Then people started talking about Akon.

bamcquern, Friday, 23 April 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

you write weird madlibs

forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 April 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks. It is a TRUE story.

bamcquern, Friday, 23 April 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

The next day in class I asked all everyone whether they went to see Drake. I sang a little for them and they were all very respectful and appreciative.

upload?

pollos da don (tpp), Friday, 23 April 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

looool

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinky_Blink (The Reverend), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

can i just

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinky_Blink (The Reverend), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Birdman was there and that the evening all around was super sexy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinky_Blink (The Reverend), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

uppitybastard

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i dreamed drake read my hateful jukebox review and got me arrested by the pop police

forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i dreamed that too

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, I thought about Birdman's face when I was writing that sentence, but probably should've made two sentences. Girl was excited about Birdman, though. She called him "the Birdman."

bamcquern, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

what his lips r cute

peacocks, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

The Way We Rap Now

This cut didn’t make the album because they couldn’t clear the Coldplay sample.

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

one would have thought chris martin would have intervened personally, thought he was down!

even enya let the fugees sample her, once she was assured they weren't "gangsta rappers" of course

zvookster, Friday, 23 April 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

this is the smoothest shit ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW8GWN52uoQ

The Reverend, Friday, 23 April 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I like that someone has finally does something useful with that Love Movement flanged rhodes sound

The Reverend, Friday, 23 April 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

does done

The Reverend, Friday, 23 April 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

aw shit

yo gotti or notti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

New Dizzee Rascal song in the same vein as "Dance Wiv Me" is great fun. Only a radio rip around now, but does Dizzee does feel-good party jams better than most these days. Really liking it.

rennavate, Friday, 23 April 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Er, called "Dirtee Disco." Its hooks is pretty non-existent, but Dizzee's charm and the beat are what you're showing up for, anyways.

rennavate, Friday, 23 April 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

ivan vanko flame

Cryptococcus gattii mane (some dude), Friday, 23 April 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtecKaWJxcE

man jacka snaps on this -- is that a coldplay sample

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Saturday, 24 April 2010 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

on these streets leave a n---- smoked errytime /
sellin dope, but hearin hope in erry line

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Saturday, 24 April 2010 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i might add this one to the Jacka POX tho -- holy fukk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtUKP2iss4

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Saturday, 24 April 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link


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