rolling stupid fruity crazy swag thread

i was gonna write it up but i would just be re-hashing stuff i wrote on the shrimp

Yeah. I haven't written much on Drake so I figured why not. And I wanted to represent the side that actually liked the track, in spite of his rapping. I've realized I much prefer Drake as an R&B artist as opposed to rapper's rapper. But for some reason I still like of enjoy his shitty lines on "Over"? I dunno.

i feel like there are a lot of people who think "i dunno, i enjoy the shitty lines in young money songs" and i don't really understand that POV -- like, "bed rock" is funny and listenable on some "miracles" shit, but i think anyone who listens to anymore ICP (or young money!) outside of that is kind of a retard

not accusing you of anything, mind you

For sure, and I see your point. But as much as I kind of enjoy Drake's shitty lines, I don't enjoy Mack Maine or Tyga's shitty lines. I know it's kind of a weak argument, but Drake (for me) somehow manages to sell a lot of his clunkers whereas his Young Money cohorts don't (same with Minaj, she can sell lines like "flow tighter than a dick in the butt").

that's the same article ryan dombal made on pitchfork but it just make drake a sadder example because tyga and mack maine are transparently terrible rappers

same argument*

It's true. Double standard? Sure.

i honestly think that new ICP song is way better than bed rock

that seagull part is about 10x better than anything i've heard wayne spit in like 3 years

"flow tighter than a dick in a butt" is a great line

reeeeally not sold on drake as an r&b singer any more than drake as a rapper (but i didn't blurb it. what more is there to say...insipid singer is insipid. again.)

wait, when you say tyga do you mean the electroclash dude?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/da/Tyga_-_No_Introduction.jpg/200px-Tyga_-_No_Introduction.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Djkickstiga.jpg

oh my bad for not paying attention to shitty rappers who can't even google a name before they release something

lol i think u had that one ready to go

not knowing who tyga is is something to be proud of IMO

btw goons i'm interviewing p diddy tomorrow. anything you want asked?

i wanna know about babs

??

http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/apr1_babsbunny.jpg

maybe something irt to "Change," the song off the new album that the-dream called the best male record he's ever written? i haven't heard much about that outside of dream's wiki page

yeah that was the first question i wrote down

why did no one tell me that there was a female rapper called babs bunny - first google link i clicked on was this interview, she seems smart and with it!! http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/24394130.html

did you not watch the first 'making the band'? an integral part of the bad boy legacy

d-_-b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_SkLCUti44

yeah jeez i'm pretty sure Making The Band 2 got rerun all over BBC 3, get with it

xpost

if i were talking to puff i'd ask him something about just the general continuum of hip hop/R&B crossover running through his whole career, from early mary & biggie to now, and whether he feels like he gets proper credit for stuff like, say, "last night" predating 808s & heartbreak or whatever

lex, READ YR BLOGS

lex, just Cassie questions plz

ask him if he thinks Biggie would work with him today

and incidentally, what makes bedrock better than over is 1)bedrock has a catchy hook and 2)lloyd

both of those points are factually incorrect

lloyd is factually incorrect? is that like suspect or somethin'?

lloyd is suspect, yes, but I don't think he's factually incorrect

and incidentally, what makes bedrock better than over is 1)bedrock has a catchy hook...GROCERYBAG!

lloyd is a feeling

bedrock is gettin that paper right now...http://blog.detourservices.com/wp-content/uploads/grocery-bag-261x300.jpg

don't get mad, get glad... BEDROCK

forks, don't ruin grocery bag parodies 4 me

^sup ilm tagline

ask him if he's seen craig mack recently

Does he feel his half man/ half drugs ratio has changed over the years?

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lex, READ YR BLOGS

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shit i gotta write a review for that lest anyone on j box actually like it

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i was gonna write it up but i would just be re-hashing stuff i wrote on the shrimp

― artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, April 21, 2010 6:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

dude at this point drake pretty much needs to be shat on by as many critics from as many platforms as possible to counter all the inexplicable love he's getting.

i just assumed that DaVinci was one of those lyrical nah right cats

thanks to deej's review i now know more about a new rapper. that should happen more often

xp gone hate gone hate gone hate

On Wednesday I was hanging out with my sister buying a shower curtain at Wal-Mart and in the check-out line I started singing Drake to my sister and the cash register person. The cash register person said,

"You sing good Drake."

Then we went to the parking lot with all our shower gear and as we were getting into our car, these two girls were getting out of theirs, and one of them said to me,

"Hey, I have two Drake tickets for tonight but I can't go. Would you guys like them, like, for free?"

OH MAN! If I hadn't've had so much school work I definitely would've taken my sister to Drake!

The next day in class I asked all everyone whether they went to see Drake. I sang a little for them and they were all very respectful and appreciative. Then a girl in back caught the idea that we were talking about DRAKE and she said,

"I was there! He brought this girl up on stage, and he was pulling her hair back, and kissing on her neck."

"That sounds gross," somebody said.

"Whatever, I wish it was me!" I think everyone felt that way. They all wanted to be breathed on by Drake and have their necks kissed. I know I did. Or that could've been my sister! She'd've had such a thrill up there with Drake.

The girl in my class said Birdman was there and that the evening all around was super sexy. Then people started talking about Akon.

you write weird madlibs

Thanks. It is a TRUE story.

The next day in class I asked all everyone whether they went to see Drake. I sang a little for them and they were all very respectful and appreciative.

upload?