The worst noises to hear coming from a bathroom stall in a public restroom

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your name being whispered

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

So as of this morning 'a jauntily-whistled tune' has unexpectedly become my answer to the question posed itt.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 February 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link

crying, self-berating panic attack in work jacks

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

heavy, labored breathing is the one that bothers me the most

keep thinking someone's going to keel over from a heart attack in the next stall

mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link

The tinny, muffled responses of someone who is tragically unaware that they're on the phone with someone who is presently defecating.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

alternatively, the full volume responses of someone wearing a headset who is responding to a question on a conference call

mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

people who can't help but emit orgasmic groans while shitting should be shot

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link

So as of this morning 'a jauntily-whistled tune' has unexpectedly become my answer to the question posed itt.

Guy in my work used to sing hymns.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

I once worked with a woman who used to moan softly. It was so bad we requested they pump music into the bathroom.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

Alban Berg's Wozzeck

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link

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