Mordy's Metal Listening Club - New Albums Every Monday

winston feel free to give albums ratings based on arsenal players ;)

cradle of filth is definitely a Lolmunia to my eyes

Kyuss - Armand Traore (Talented sure, but needs to grow a fucking pair before worthy of actually playing.)

Entombed - Thomas Vermaelan (Hard headed motherfucker, like a lot against my better judgement.)

If Entombed is actually some weak shizz then my bad, 14th metal record and all that.

i thought you were checking out the EOY metal polls?

I meant to and forgot. Still have the spotify playlist, so I may still sometime.

you said that about the 2008 poll!

I actually downloaded and listened to a bunch of them! The few metal records I have actually listened to are basically 10 random 2008 things and a couple Sabbath things.

you need to get to it

So the Fates Warning 30-second clips on iTunes are not giving me hope. I never "got" Dream Theater either.

The Fate's Warning is way better than Dream Theater.

Absolutely, Dream Theater doesn't compare to early Fates. Awaken the Guardian is actually the album of theirs I prefer.

Well, that gives me a little more motivation to give it a spin, but still not entirely sold.

Yeah, I think my biggest problem will be the earnest, smooth vocals. I like harsh, growling vocals in my metal. I don't like being soothed. Have a feeling I'd like an instrumental version much better. But away we go...

^^ Agreed x100

The musicianship on display is fantastic, so I totally get that part of the appeal.

Seven songs in now and I would definitely have to say I'm enjoying this quite a bit more than any of the Dream Theater I've heard, but the vocals are still not doing a thing for me. The guitar work (is most of this Matheos? don't know the history of this band) is fantastic, easily my favorite part.

Wrapped up with "The Road Goes On Forever" which represents exactly what I don't like about this sort of thing - really earnest and borderline cheese lyrics, showy percussion that reminds me of new age music, and a just general too smooth vibe.

The problem with the fates warning album, is that it reminds me of Queensryche, who I thoroughly despise. But at least it's not as bad as Queensryche or Dream Theater.

I really liked their first EP and The Warning when they came out. Haven't heard either in 20-odd years though.

They being Queensryche, obv.

when john justen gets his shot, he must pick Ulver, OK? Dan agrees.

Listening to that Fates Warning album makes me nostalgic for a time when metal was more commercially relevant - in particular that early '90s period when stuff like Queensryche, Kings X, and Rush could be commonly overheard blaring from college dorms.

Also stuff like Living Colour and Jane's Addiction.

doing fates warning now. i don't really have a lot to say--i'll make it through the whole thing but i really dislike this type of music. i would like to point out that the drummer sucks though--he is basically intentionally making the songs choppy and grooveless.

I agree that the drumming is not going for groove, but strongly disagree that that means it sucks...

yeah i did not mean to imply a direct relationship there necessarily--basically dude is just in the wrong band.

I recently rechecked my old copy of Parallels and I loved Mark Zonder's drumstyle. Very neatly executed, complex, but not as overblown as Mike portnoy.

Trying to cut down on my needless downloading so I am skipping to Fates Warning.

Parallels - Nicklas Bendtner, how others see him. Ridiculously ambitious considering that reality suggests (t)he(y) are actually rubbish.

did you listen to the mastodon?

Nah. It's not on spotify and like I said, trying not to just download musics. Will maybe listen to one of the two records they do have on spotify but considering i am catching up as it is, it doesn't seem like a big deal.

Srs this sounds like it should be the soundtrack to a fucking awful 80s cartoon epic. You are intentionally putting shit albums in the listening club to see if we can tell the different, right?

soundtrack to a fucking awful 80s cartoon epic

one day i'd like to use this to describe something i actually enjoyed.

That mastodon is very different to what came later, you cant compare them.

uh be nice now

oh and i didnt pick these 3, glenn did!

and i would prefer it if a mod made it clear on the thread title that i did not pick Him & cradle of filth! lol

Are we only allowed to be part of the listening club if we like 100% of the records? Or was an ilxor a member of fates warning and I just didn't know?

no winston, its fine if you dislike them. I dislike all 3 picks, but y'know, try to be constructive rather than insulting to glenn or whoever picks albums.

ok well maybe i'll look for the mastadon tomorrow. one a day seems plenty. the artwork for the one here certainly suggests its worth a lot more of my time than the lol r u srs ones on spotify

Ok, yeah, that was my bad. Sorry glenn.

There's so many sub-genres in metal its going to be impossible to like everything , that's why I think its better to not stick to albums in the same genre when choosing (not that glenn did this, but you know what I mean).

Sam if you scroll up you will find some Mastodon youtubes.

:D Well I think I have heard less metal records than there are metal genres, so I think we are ok on knowing whether I like everything or not.

If you tell us what you do like, I'm sure we would all be happy to recommend you stuff in that vein/we might think you will like.

That goes for anyone reading the thread. I like people recommending me stuff too btw (hint hint)

I don't know what I really like yet! And I'm cool with just taking the backseat atm.

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ILX METAL ALBUMS OF THE YEAR 2008 RESULTS (NOW COUNTING DOWN THE TOP TEN, BTW)

Good a place to start as any^

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Mastodon are Didier Drogba - strong,punishing ,classy with great skill but a bit petulant.