You came all this way to tell us that? God bless you, CJ. You are the sweetness of the world.
Now, about wearing griddles. Clearly, the head is the appropriate placement, as you need to keep it balanced. Duct-taping a griddle to one's heinie is only acceptable in cases of impending attack.
Given this imperative of cranial emplacement, allow me to recommend a much finer alternative: a skillet. It may, in a pinch, serve the same purposes as a griddle (less capaciously, perhaps, but adequately) and, if inverted, is more stylish.
Please note: for the sake of safety, the handle should extend behind one's head, rather than protrude frowardly. I do not know about you folks, but few of my friends or acquaintance are in the habit of wearing goggles, and with the well-known tendencies of Askadrunkites to pitch forward unexpectedly, their eyesight could be imperiled.
Assuming you have any friends or acquaintance. (CJ being excepted here as an obviously well-socialized being.)
― Aimless, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 18:00 (nine years ago) link
I have a solution to the eye-stabbing handle problem : the wok. Stylish protective headwear, emergency drinking vessel and hard-wearing frisbee all rolled into one.
― C J, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:22 (nine years ago) link
if pushed, I prefer a reasonable stockpot, I'm less inclined to favour unreasonable ones, of course. As you were.
― matt, Saturday, 12 June 2010 23:34 (nine years ago) link
"Does anyone know anything about blubbleblubbleblubble [*gasp*] blubble"
absolutely, I do! I would require an enema first before I could discuss it with you though.
― Vicbowling, Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:47 (nine years ago) link
who wouldn't? oh, me
― matt, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:15 (eight years ago) link
With friends like you, who needs enemas?
― A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:20 (eight years ago) link
― 'wich house (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:25 (eight years ago) link
seems only reasonable
― matt, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:28 (eight years ago) link
I'm rather fond of the Deschanel lady. Ms Perry should be left in the cold at one of the poles, north or south, I can't remember.
― A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:31 (eight years ago) link
― matt, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:35 (eight years ago) link
Where, btw, is the West Pole?
― A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:36 (eight years ago) link
I believe it's in the west
― matt, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:53 (eight years ago) link