rolling stupid fruity crazy swag thread

i don't know about you
but i know about me
i put two or three in my mouth immediately and start eatin it like crazy
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DO?
I GO BACK IN MY POCKET
I BUY MORE NUGGETS
AND I GET ANOTHER DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
CAUSE THERE'S A RECESSION OUT THERE AND I LOVE FOOD

7. hearing dj khaled do a radio drop for the mcdonalds dollar menu. "AFTER I TAKE A BITE OF THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, I LOOK AT IT, AND ALL I SEE IS MORE BITES"

― jordy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, January 17, 2009 9:01 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

"THERE'S A RECESSION OUT THERE AND I LOVE FOOD" = Khaled's whole artistic argument

are there any more of those apart from the 'let me tell you something bout that sausage biscuit' and the 'whupped cream mccafe hot chocolate' ones?

also americans: wtf is a 'sausage biscuit' ?????

It is a biscuit, sliced in half, with a piece of sausage placed between the two halves.

http://scally.typepad.com/photos/photo_cuisine/digestive_biscuit.jpg

a biscuit sliced in half?!

oh yeah, I forgot that British ppl make wild misuse of the word "biscuit"

http://www.hardees.com/content/products/menu/SausageBiscuit_Breakfast.jpg

http://www.hardees.com/content/products/menu/SausageBiscuit_Breakfast.jpg

ha xp

next time i image bomb, i think it's gonna be w/ that jpg

lemme tell ya about image bombing

haha i had the same img ready to go before the xposts came up. and it's from the Hardee's site despite us all talking about a McDonald's ad!

that looks like a poo with mould growing on it, i don't see biscuits or sausages anywhere.

hat looks like a poo with mould growing on it

i don't think anyone here is gonna argue against this

lol

looks kind of like a scone

let me tell you something bout that scone....that scone is .... so amazing

Well...opening the Lupe show went fantastic! was crazy to be up in front of 3,000 ppl

we went over pretty well, considering how jacked the kids were for lupe.

didn't meet him, he was on his bus before the show

afterwards, loading out i saw in his tour bus window and they were watching "Martin" reruns on a flat screen

feels like that should mean more than i guess it does
glad it was a good time

have to admit, man was a thrill to be rocking in front of a crowd that size...super crazy to me

drummer took this one while jess was doing a part that uses a drum machine:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4062/4533204256_cb880276f0.jpg

is it me or is this like the saddest album cover ever
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E4l0ksQWFXI/S8OQso2vz-I/AAAAAAAAEJk/goeugwmvADo/s320/J-Kwon-J-Kwon-2010-VAG.jpg

thank god they found him

wayne u suck so much now

http://www.culturebully.com/lil-wayne-im-single-music-video?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Culturebully+%28Culture+Bully%29

yeah...amazing how much people hyped up a mixtape that had that fuckin song on it. still WS tammy torres though.

the 'no ceilings' i downloaded didn't have that song & i pretty much refuse to listen to it

yeah i think it was one of the songs missed on the first leak, pretty terrible even compared to like Rebirth

I just listened to 'Over' like eight or nine times for the jukebox; I fucking hate Drake so much right now.

shit i gotta write a review for that lest anyone on j box actually like it

that was entirely my impetus.

pretty sure that's my first zero in a year of juking

i was pretty O_O this weekend when i realized that the j box's sp3ncer ack3erm4n is the influential political blogger sp3ncer ack3erm4n

whoa really?

yeah!

saying that he would "skullfuck" a terrorist's corpse at an editorial meeting if that was required to "establish his anti-terrorist bona fides"

anyone listen to the kurupt album out this week?

hot twitter account:

http://twitter.com/BumpyKnuckles

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it's bumpy knuckles baby

@RolandGM4210 FUCKU 3x
@RolandGM4210 FUCKU 2wice
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Heard a newish song with Jaime Foxx, J.T and T.I today. Was super excited until Jaime Foxx started doing whatever he does, lost interest and then got super excited as soon as the T.I part happened. I wouldn't have even known J.T had anything to do with it if it weren't for the high pitched sounds in the back ground.

"Get short, timely messages from BumpyKnuckles."

anyone listen to the kurupt album out this week?

― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, April 21, 2010 8:52 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Yeah, Kurupt is pretty good on it (not BlaQKout great, but good) but Terrence Martin's beats are all these faux West Coast bangers that aren't that memorable. It's good to see "Yessir" finally get a home, but I had that song like 2 years ago?

jeez okay bumpy you don't have to say hello to every country on earth individually

shit i gotta write a review for that lest anyone on j box actually like it

― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 11:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I like "Over," even though I probably shouldn't. I actually wrote it up, too!

i was gonna write it up but i would just be re-hashing stuff i wrote on the shrimp

Yeah. I haven't written much on Drake so I figured why not. And I wanted to represent the side that actually liked the track, in spite of his rapping. I've realized I much prefer Drake as an R&B artist as opposed to rapper's rapper. But for some reason I still like of enjoy his shitty lines on "Over"? I dunno.

i feel like there are a lot of people who think "i dunno, i enjoy the shitty lines in young money songs" and i don't really understand that POV -- like, "bed rock" is funny and listenable on some "miracles" shit, but i think anyone who listens to anymore ICP (or young money!) outside of that is kind of a retard

not accusing you of anything, mind you

For sure, and I see your point. But as much as I kind of enjoy Drake's shitty lines, I don't enjoy Mack Maine or Tyga's shitty lines. I know it's kind of a weak argument, but Drake (for me) somehow manages to sell a lot of his clunkers whereas his Young Money cohorts don't (same with Minaj, she can sell lines like "flow tighter than a dick in the butt").

that's the same article ryan dombal made on pitchfork but it just make drake a sadder example because tyga and mack maine are transparently terrible rappers