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a total dirtbag would've let those towels fester

i for one am kind of glad to know that the beanbag was plastic - i was imagining it being terrycloth for some reason, ugh

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, dirty towels otm.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dirty towels, yes

― gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I just figure they get clean when I use them to dry my clean body post-shower.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Friday, 29 September 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

that does not work

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Woke up, stepped in pile of dirty laundry, slipped, landed on coke cans next to gargage can, tried to pull self up on bookshelf, pulled down dirty dishes. Took 10 min nap on floor during snooze function, 'cause fuck it, that's too much to deal with in first 30 seconds of conciousness.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

You win.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I can confirm that the things that FB claims are ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Friday, 29 September 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

strongo: i'm really hungover
trife: yeah, i drank last night too
trife: despite being sick
strongo: i puked in a hotel's comments box yesterday

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

MORE LIKE WILD MAN STYLE AMIRITE

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

tiredmanstyle

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

worst part was that it was one of those days where yr drunk by early evening, sober up, and then get drunk again. never good.

worst worst part was that i had to get up today and go to breakfast/lunch in the same nasty, smelly clothes i was wearing the night before and without a shower. ugh.

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i did that too OMG

except i even slept in my clothes AND i smoked like a smokestack last night ... i felt sorry for my 10am students!!

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 9 October 2006 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

wake up hung over
wait for girl to leave
make pizza bites that i bought drunk a few days ago
make tea
eat yogurt pretzels while waiting for food to cook

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

woke up today in a maggot-covered blanket.
been cleaning house ever since.
may take weeks
(dirt bag life style)

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

How do maggots get in your blanket???

Worst ever:

tripping my face off
eat left over indian food
are these insect larvae in my samosas???? :/

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

moth eat wool, lay eggs, becoming maggots
repeat cycle til moral disgust in humans kills you all
grandma rolling over in grave

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

took mushrooms while wearing excepter shirt
tried to get cocaine
drank many beers
took an ativin
had sex
passed out

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

dirt bag

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

two great dirt stories:

#1 - friend was out drinking heavily. super hungry so she picks up pizza, cheese down, in NYC gutter and proceeds to stick in mouth. other friend luckily slaps it out of her hand before she ate it.

#2 - rather large, disgusting, no self confidence having girl. tells my friend this story. she sleeps w/dudes to make herself feel better about her self. apparently the night before, some dude she was fucking made her stick her own finger in her own ass and then stick that finger in her mouth. she said it tasted like mushu pork because she'd had chinese food earlier that day.

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

re: #2... omg was this the same girl that you and d@ve were telling stories about on the way to the corn ma(i)ze?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

nah, never met #2

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ha - i got a slice of pizza when i was drunk a few weeks ago and proceeded to drop it on the floor of the pizza parlor as soon as it was handed to me. i ate that.

my dirtbag haiku:

attempt to move mouse
rotting for several days now:
maggot explosion!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 12 November 2006 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dirt bag style

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

open up 'bread bin' container in kitchen to find ham + cheese rolls with splotches of bright green mould on them.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

also room is a total mess with washing, newspapers, receipts, records all over it but that's less 'dirt bag style' and more 'I need a lifeskills coach', possibly.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

smoking weed nugs accumulating in the carpet

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

my room is also a total mess. haven't put away laundry i just did but it's dumped out on my bed, along w/ wrapper of balance bar from this afternoon and empty amoeba bag from yesterday. on floor: surge protector/lots of wires, USB cable, USC tote bag, stuffed anteater, more clothes (dirty), book for school, empty laptop case, empty USPS poster roll i have no idea why i'm saving. on desk: CDs, books, pills for bad back, keys, styrofoam cup, charge receipts. someone's inspecting the building tomorrow and i have to put all this shit away somewhere.

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

under the bed! under the bed!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

these giant spiders
sure do like my dusty room
splat! a twinge of guilt

― latebloomer: not to be confused with the dolphin from Seaquest DSV (latebloomer), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

usb, usc, usps, cd

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

eat left over indian food
are these insect larvae in my samosas???? :/

i freaked wifey the fuck out when she asked what the black seeds in our seafood curry were. i told her they were crab eyeballs.

― manute lol (sanskrit), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeans in freezer instead of washing. Numerous dead crickets on floor.

― ALLAH FROG (Sleepy), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeans in freezer instead of washing.

please to explain

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeans in freezer instead of washing

????

― ^@^ (map), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

an intriguing strategy!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link

you all are disgusting

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm missing TWO wheel covers, both my front floormats, and the rubber cover of my brake pedal has worn off.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

today when i was getting out of the shower i realized that my jeans smell really bad and it's time to switch to the other pair.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the diehard denimhead sprinkles on the Baking Soda and then stashes the jeans in the freezer until they are fresh again

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

-18C (0 F):
The temperature that freezers should be running at. Freezing does not destroy bacteria, pathogens or their toxins and spores. In a freezer bacteria are merely in a state of suspended animation or a hibernation state. They will not multiply, but nor will they die.
65C (149F):
Most bacteria will start to die at this temperature
70C (158F):
The internal temperature of jeans should reach this to ensure any bacteria has been destroyed.

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

personally i use febreeze antibacterial.

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link

picking cigs out of a pack you threw in the trash a few nights before in a fit of pique about quitting

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:59 (seventeen years ago) link

allahfrog,

somebody's been reading superfuture hahahahaha.

that's the oldest trick in the book.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, febreeze is better, but in a pinch, freezer works somewhat! Guilty as charged, I am a sf and other spots addict, Shastaman. Shit, I could have been talking to a famous wakeboarder and not even known it all this time.

― ALLAH FROG (Sleepy), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't have a dryer so how do I retighten jeans without washing them?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Soak in hot water in tub/bucket/sink.

― ALLAH FROG (Sleepy), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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