Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

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Put it in root beer?

squirters, duh.

dan is correct, but the original line is wrong; it should be "how do you make a dead baby float?"

carry on.

I say that less for the baby's sake and more for the masturbator's, and I say that as someone who can't even masturbate if there's, like, a cat looking, or something.

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), Today 9:33 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)

what if it's like, rolled up in a tube and lost in the back of the closet?

I have to side with tuomas's here. first off, because of the whole lack of awareness thing. and second, of what he said here:

"And I still wonder if there's a difference in how people view masturbating in a room where there is a baby, and having sex in such a room. Because, even though masturbation is considered okay these days, there's still a special stigma attached to it that enhances the "yuck"-factor."

i'm sure a greater number of people see masturbating with the baby present as wrong than two people having sex. I'm pretty much sure my folks did it with me in the room. and i dont think i'd care if my uncle jerked himself off while babysitting me. i really can't see how it would make one bit of difference.

Oh yes, just look at all of the posts here advocating boning by the baby.

"I tripped!"

MASTURBATING WITH A BABY IN THE ROOM WILL STILL BE GROSS AND WRONG NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING MICROANALYZE IT!

THE HISTORICAL RECORD OF WHOLE FAMILIES SHARING ONE- OR TWO-ROOM DWELLINGS CAN FUCK OFF!

Aww thanks, Matt. Yer a sweetie.

XP to Ally: Haha, NO, of course now I think we can all agree that it's kind of oh, I dunno, CREEPY, if only because it's pretty damn hard to imagine how it's not easily avoidable! But in the scheme of things? Probably not that big a deal.

haha dan wins!

I just don't believe that Tuomas finds it creepy!!! Which is creepy!
-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...)

that's what i'm talking about.

fuckin next to babies has been done, and while I, in this day and age, think it's creepy, I can understand how it *wouldnt* be creepy as well. I also think cranking it next to the baby is creepy, but i'm trying to argue that while creepy, it's not necessarily morally wrong. that's why there's an argument.

I'm sorry, but unless I'm in a private room in the Playboy Mansion at least 16 of those people need to fuck right off.

I DIDNT!

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you could take a dump in somebody's living room and clean it up before they come home too, but why go there?

i don't even want to think about how to explain what was going on if somebody walked in.
m.

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like, if you're in a desert and you take a dump, there's no water, and then you need to eat, you eat without washing your hands, oh well, what else can you do eh?

but when you're in a house with running water and soap, you take a shit, and then for some reason not washing your hands before you eat. WEIRD.