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I shot a +2 72 this weekend. First round since October 10, 2009. 6 birdies, a triple bogey and two double bogies. 3 shots in the water, 1 shot out of bounds. Fuck tech support, i'm practicing for the Champions Tour.

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

the end of this matchplay match btw jb holmes & bubba watson is hilarious

johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 February 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

the announcers were cracking on jb "wandering the desert"

johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 February 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Its like Woods never went away and just changed his name to McIIroy instead.

Great stuff.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 10 April 2011 07:48 (thirteen years ago) link

heh not quite

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

been playing like crazy. just bought a rescue wood.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

was passively watching some golf on the tv last weekend, and although it wasn't the first time i'd noticed the golf channel logo, it was the first time it ever registered that the G wasn't just some chinese restaurant font G, but the swoosh of a driver next to a tee. uh, right?

http://www.pitchengine.com/brands/timewarnercablecarolinas/images/89675/golfchannellogo.jpg

del griffith, Thursday, 2 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

The meaning doesn't matter, its just ugly regardless. You may be right tho.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

I see a moon and a sugar-cone

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

been playing a bit again recently, forgot how satisfying the feeling catching the ball is. also was pleased to discover the irons I lusted after when I bought my starter set (a set of titleist dcis that retailed at 700 in 97) now only run you 60/70 on the electronic bay... so I helped myself to a set and farmed the old iroms out to my brother.

need to pick up a cheap driver, it's no fun being 50/60 yards disadvantaged off the tee

homophobophobia (disambiguation) (cozen), Saturday, 11 June 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

anyone watching the masters? watched it for about 8/9 hours but am totally exhausted now, hitting the hay. mcilroy looking great, course seems to be playing tough. enjoying mickelson's wacky adventures so far.

montgomery as commentator is really depressing and kinda cringey tho. "i bogeyed this hole every round in 1997........and i lost by one shot" permeated by that wind hum you hear when watching golf...

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

bitcoins!!!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

i did not and i regret it. What times are we talking here? Cant do late nights this week :(

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Friday, 17 June 2011 08:43 (twelve years ago) link

wish I had sky

the dn centipede (_,(_,(_,(_,(_,(_,(_,(_,(_,(_, ◦ ⃝◦ (cozen), Friday, 17 June 2011 08:48 (twelve years ago) link

midday till pretty late darragh.

you don't know anyone who works there do you cozen? there are mad cheap friends and family deals.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

pfft the gf would have my nuts.
Pity

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Friday, 17 June 2011 08:58 (twelve years ago) link

well you could get away with the last few hours of sunday night maybe...that's the primetime

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 09:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah well i'm packing her off up the county for father's day as it happens.

Will rory still be anywhere near tho

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Friday, 17 June 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

I do (my golfing buddy as it happens, will have a word today. last time I asked him he said nothing doing but I reckon it's cause he didn't fancy the hassle)

treated myself to a new driver yesterday, gonna go drill it in the rain

the dn centipede (_,(_,(_,(_,(_,(_,(_,(_,(_,(_, ◦ ⃝◦ (cozen), Friday, 17 June 2011 09:19 (twelve years ago) link

getting out tomorrow with my last remaning mate who plays before he fucks off to australia and all

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Friday, 17 June 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

Rory tearing it up again today - he just eagled the par 4 8th to go -10.

some greenzo (onimo), Friday, 17 June 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

unbelievably strong position...

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

i miss playing golf :( london ppl wheres the most affordable place to go?

just sayin, Friday, 17 June 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

ah golf racism..."it's the far eastern mind, they have a calmness, perhaps more than other parts of the world."

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

ethnic criticism, bill

Sucks that i'm missing this

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Friday, 17 June 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

i def support rorys scortched earth campaign even if theres no drama by sunday fuckit

johnny crunch, Friday, 17 June 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

hurt my shoulder a couple years ago and haven't played golf since, but I'm heading out tomorrow to the aptly named Wicked Woods. Really amazed at the cost- $32 for 18 holes and a cart. Three years ago it was $48.

http://images.pegs.com/imageRepo/1/0/16/9/445/1050763cdms_img_pho_000_nc__276598_Golf_Course___J.jpg

brownie, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

damn looks gorg

i hope 2 play a lot next week when ill be down in the outer banks area

johnny crunch, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

can't wait to earn enough to be able to play golf while living in london

mcilroy 8 clear now. agree with you johnny, if it was tiger a few years back this would be boring but the thought of rory winning by some ludicrous margin is kinda intriguing.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

"do you like the shaved approaches colin?"

"i do! i do yes."

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

This is horrible! He's gonna lose a 12-shot lead on the back nine on Sunday, isn't he?

Michael Jones, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

this is kinda insane...he is putting insanely well.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

10 clear? Not supposed to get this excited about golf on a Friday afternoon unless it's the Ryder.

Michael Jones, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

(Of course, a bunch of ppl, incl Yang, haven't even teed off in r2, so one of them could shoot a 65 or something...)

Michael Jones, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

could not be rooting harder for McIlroy. was crushed when he blew the last one

frogbs, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

man going 65-64 is so pimp

johnny crunch, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

in the water at 18...

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

BETHESDA, Md. -- Rory McIlroy has birdied the 16th and 17th holes to reach 13-under par at the U.S. Open, the lowest score at any point in the 111-year history of the tournament.

McIlroy hit his second shot on the par-4 17th at Congressional on Friday to 8 feet and made the putt that put him at 13 under. He eclipsed a record held by Tiger Woods (2000) and Gil Morgan (1992), both reaching 12 under at U.S. Opens at Pebble Beach.

McIlroy is searching for his first major victory. He leads Y.E. Yang by 10 shots with two holes to play in the second round. Yang had an afternoon tee time.

McIlroy eagled the par-4 eighth hole when he holed out from the fairway to get to 10 under.

wow, so if he goes under par in round 3 or 4 he'll just be breaking his own record, daaamn

frogbs, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

aw

still, cutline should be at -3 and he just plays the wkend himself or vs a few dudes

johnny crunch, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

double bogey too...still.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

any golf pros here? why am I slicing my driver but not my irons? hand rotation?

rolling stupid fruity crazy vag cru (cozen), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

angry peach!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

cozen, you need to have the ball closer to your front foot when you address it, adjust your stance accordingly

/protip

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

that's for the driver/woods only

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

mcilroy on some tiger woods shit - too bad i havent been able to catch any of this

i'll watch him play tomorrow, he shouldn't collapse until sunday anyway

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

darragh, ball is already three balls toward the front foot at address

from googling, it seems this is a common problem

rolling stupid fruity crazy vag cru (cozen), Friday, 17 June 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

think I might try it ahead of my front foot, will give the head more time to get square

rolling stupid fruity crazy vag cru (cozen), Friday, 17 June 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

mcilroy on some tiger woods shit - too bad i havent been able to catch any of this

i'll watch him play tomorrow, he shouldn't collapse until sunday anyway

in his defense he only collapsed once and only had one bad hole today even though the pressure was clearly on him

would be awesome to have another golfer like this to cheer for.

frogbs, Friday, 17 June 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

yes absolutely

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 June 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

hmm cozen i believe u may be what is known as a 'poor golfer'

I suffer from somewhat of the same complaint tho it manifests itself in different ways

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Friday, 17 June 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link


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