"I like it the twitter" ... the Ozzie Guillen Twitter thread

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He's saying he meant to tweet he loves the "food," not the "foot".

felicity, Monday, 12 April 2010 08:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Does anyone have info RE: US Cell?

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

kick

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I hate the foot.

Andy K, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

us cell is a v v nice place to see a game tbh. this shocked me, mostly bcuz of how ugly it is on TV

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link

OzzieGuillen Great news my wife call me comcast come true I have my cable done thanks

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

^^lol. The whole cable rundown that preceded that is hilarious.

Comcast is now saying they came to my house. They suck. Its not free they r not the only cable company. - 7 hours ago via txt

Its amazing to me how u have to wait for cable. As if I was getting it for free. 8 am they said wow - 7 hours ago via txt

Waiting for comcast people to show up in my house godddddd please take a little longer is not free - 8 hours ago via txt

van smack, Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Back to telemundo and oscar nice program la bomba yessss

Thanks comcast I watch venezuelan tv thas important in my life yesssss

painu vittuum... (jdchurchill), Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

OzzieGuillen Comcast chanel sundances

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

OzzieGuillen
I going to play the mega ball please god help me iam a good person very good person lol

Skank Bloc Polonia (Andy K), Thursday, 20 May 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

OzzieGuillen: I know we sucks no remind me iam sucks you no have to remind everyone lol lol

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

ah reading these tweets always makes me chuckle

holy shit!!!

http://deadspin.com/5548316/ozzie-guillen-has-no-sympathy-for-clevelanders

^____________________^

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

suddenly I <3 ozzie

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

cold

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

OzzieGuillen: Great job manager leyland you are class act send galarraga to the plate great baseball man

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 June 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

OzzieGuillen: Usa next round yesssssssss congrats

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

not twitter but:

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/aug/01/sports/la-sp-baseball-notes-20100802

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 August 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/ozzie-latinos-mlb-experience-far-tougher-than-asians

Asked his opinion on Guillen’s remarks, “Baseball Tonight”’s Bobby Valentine described the employment of Japanese-t0-English interpreters as “necessary” given the relative paucity of Asian players, arguing the sheer abundance of Spanish-speaking coaches and players in most big league clubhouses was adequate cover.

Thanks for setting us straight, Bobby.

Andy K, Monday, 2 August 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

On a related note, the scenes of The Club that show Kenny Williams working out -- as he watches the White Sox lose -- are extra hilarious if you merely listen to them.

Andy K, Monday, 2 August 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Enjoying this great day off in anaheim some shopping then maybe dinner with my goo friend bobby abreu

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 September 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

ozzie claus

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Great tribute this baseball people mlb awesome hope one day I seat on the same table
11:21 AM Dec 7th via txt

o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

okay, I figured out how to log into twitter. now how do I send Dan Harmon messages?

more affecting actually. (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 16 December 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know how to use twitter.

more affecting actually. (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 16 December 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

wait a second, who's ozzie? sorry wrong thread.

more affecting actually. (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 16 December 2010 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

Manuel Göttschlong (van smack), Friday, 17 December 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy K, Friday, 17 December 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
hahah memo to bobby jenks get a clue u drink to much and u have had marital problems hugeee ones and the sox stood behind u

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
they did not air out ur dirty laundry, u came to srping not drinking and then u sucked and started srinking again be a man

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
be a man and tell the manager or the coaching staff how u feel or the organization when u were with the sox not when u leave

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
u cried in the managers office bc u have problems now u go and talk bad about the sox after they protected u for 7 years ungrateful

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
if it wasnt for u and mainly u freddy garcia would have like 17 wins and the sox would have beat the twins

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
and u self diagnosed urself bc u didnt want to pitch un real i hope the sox let this guiy fucking have it

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
oh and yes i remember clearly u blowing a hugee game in 09 and u laughing ur bearded ass off while everyone busting there tail

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
i thought u were a man not some punk who runs away and talks bullshit. u coward. say it to there face when u were with them

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
dont make me air out more then i have 2 say ur sorry dont disrespect the White sox ever

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
now u know what piece of shit person u rooted for chicago. the ones that leave and talk bad about ur team

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
and u say the manager didnt trust u? he kept putting ur fat ass there and u kept blowing it, he never took u away from that role unreal

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
go read it its a scott merkin piece its a dandy, i hope people say what they really feel instead of me

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
although it wouldnt surprise me if the sox take the high road and be classy instead of destroying this yellow beard dipping idiot

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
and to think u were actually a cool guy and ur word meant something, to bad u dont hit in the AL so they can drill that ass

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
one little story remember when u couldnt handle ur drinking and u hit a poor arizona clubby in the face i do. and later u covered it with

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
Im sorry thats ur answer to everything. How can u disrespect ur ex team like that.

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
i was trying not to tweet on my family vacation but this needed to be adressed

Andy K, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

that has too many lols

Manuel Göttschlong (van smack), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

and u laughing ur bearded ass off
ur fat ass
yellow beard dipping idiot

Manuel Göttschlong (van smack), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

OzzieGuillen: What's wrong we ours society iam seat at home watching tv and most of comercial is to loose weight and diet plesae people

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 30 January 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

OzzieGuillen: Thas is wrong we have a lot problem than loose weight and look good

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 30 January 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

MVP?

Andy K, Monday, 31 January 2011 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Rather than short-printing 26 cards in order to make room for printing the Bonus MVP's this year, Donruss apparently chose to double print 106 cards. Numbered with the prefix "BC" for bonus card, the 26-card set featuring the most valuable player from each of the 26 teams was randomly inserted in the wax and rack packs. These cards are distinguished by the bold MVP logo in the upper background of the obverse, and the four doubleprinted cards are denoted by "DP" in the checklist below.

sanskrit, Monday, 31 January 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

YOU MAKE THE CALL

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHW/1988.shtml

Guillen was so brutal -- not just a slap hitter but a free-swinging slap hitter (26 BBs as a career high) and a basepath liability (169 SB/109 CS).

Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Monday, 31 January 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't believe that team's record was as good as it was

omar little, Monday, 31 January 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Me neither. What an awful collection of players.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 January 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

their best player, and it wasn't even close, was a 40 yr old catcher who played half a season.

omar little, Monday, 31 January 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
Sorry people this is bad crazy oh my god

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
Is to windy

Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
I touht this was fun now I know sorry to al u people I feel very bad now sorry

Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

hi dere

http://i.imgur.com/33iwe.jpg

sanskrit, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

OzzieGuillen: Watching the game and eating my jello http://twitpic.com/3xae4f

Maltodextrin, Monday, 7 February 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/OzzieGuillen/status/37238266042253312

sanskrit, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

jonmorosi Jon Morosi
Adam Dunn will bat 3rd or 4th for #WhiteSox. As for the spring opener? Ozzie: "Buy the (bleeping) ticket, you'll find out."

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

don't even need to open that

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 February 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Getting ready to watch bruno the movie lol
51 seconds ago

Joey cora favorite movie
19 seconds ago

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Sunday, 20 March 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Ozzie will be at the SABR convention in Miami this summer on the Perspectivas del Béisbol: Covering Baseball for Hispanic Fans On ESPN Deportes panel.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 March 2016 02:22 (eight years ago) link

four years pass...

crossing fingers for nick swisher and ozzie twitter e-beef

― sanskrit, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:22 AM (ten years ago)

Yeah so @OzzieGuillen really didn't hold back when discussing Nick Swisher pic.twitter.com/KJyvwJTWOM

— White Sox Talk (@NBCSWhiteSox) August 6, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

let’s goooo

Source: White Sox to interview Ozzie Guillén next week @NBCSWhiteSox https://t.co/PVA18Y9Kxc

— NBC Sports Chicago (@NBCSChicago) October 21, 2022

mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2022 20:42 (one year ago) link

wow almost 10 years to the day

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:05 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

happy 60th to the legend

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 January 2024 03:16 (two months ago) link


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