brett favre is having fun

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he's already fat and disoriented and drug-addled, now all we need is a toilet

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

That doesn't look like he's having fun!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

no but he is "man at his best"

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

That hair part is timeless.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

You just wanna muss up his hair, kick him in the keister, and tell him to get the fuck out of your yard.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

aw no mr david, he's just havin some fun is all

roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG baby Peyton is so cute!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 8 February 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

^^ OTM

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The reason Peyton got ugly = he stopped having fun!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

See also: Dan Marino, Terrell Owens, Sean Landeta

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

And the Tuna! All that fat = NO FUN FAT.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

TO was never cute.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

But he was having fun!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ college hair

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

farve = million year-old homo

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

If Green Bay ever releases him, he should go work for Malcolm Glazer.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i know how to do it now : D

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread is OTM!

Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm never every ever opening this thread again.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is very hard to read!

polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 11 February 2007 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link

CTRL-A, it's very simple

I am totally jacked that he is coming back ... I had to sell my Lions-Pack tix last year for $$ (and I put em on the 'bay and hyped em as the "farewell"), but ol Brett gave me a reprieve! and I seriously won't miss this game. thx for coming back Brett! we just need Robert “Beetle” Bailey to be there to give ya one more "throat-slash" for the road....

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 11 February 2007 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hey look i see favre now

jh0shea, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

dammit

David R., Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont even know anymore, dudes

cankles, Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link

He IS having fun hiding behinds the messages!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:21 (seventeen years ago) link

OH MAN THIS IS MAD GAY THAT YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE HIM :(

Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

YEAH IT'S TOO BAD WE CAN'T BASK IN MORE BRETT FAVRUH

especialy since he's having fun!

David R., Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how hes having fun peeking out - you can see kinda a lot of him having fun at the top of the page too

jh0shea, Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe we just need a little more on the sides

jh0shea, Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, dudes. i just wish this wasn't happening, to us, to our thread, to our board ;_;

gonna pour one out for the brett favre thread tonite, i think.

Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

If you scroll up and down the page, he winks at you!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
hi guys I've taken refuge in ILNFL for the day. just reviving this thread for hot Peyton.

horseshoe, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

hot peyton otm, always

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess we are the only people who think so.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

no, my friend cameron totally wants to get boned by manning.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

my sister thinks Peyton's cute! she used to think tom brady was "hot," but I set her straight, thankgodfully! she doesn't need to be knocked up right now

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

1996 SLU STARTING LINEUP BRETT FAVRE FIGURE MOC NR 99 cents

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i just wanted to visit this thread now that i'm back in town and say like hey dere brett and hot peyton, time of fun?

i have nothing real to add right now.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
lollllllllllllllllllll

cankles, Monday, 14 May 2007 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link

no more fun ;_;

David R., Monday, 14 May 2007 13:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm realizing that the diff between Current Peyton & Hot College Peyton is the same difference between Vince Vaughn thru most of The Break-Up, and Vince Vaughn @ the end of The Break-Up.

David R., Monday, 14 May 2007 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I now realize that some readers might be put off by including Vince Vaughn in my discussion of hotness, and I apologize.

David R., Monday, 14 May 2007 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link

no, you're totally otm, Dave R! except for the part where I've never seen The Breakup, so I'm just substituting Vince Vaughn whenever Swingers came out and Vince Vaughn post-whenever Swingers came out. but it totally works! except Peyton didn't get puffy, really, and I doubt hard living's the culprit in Peyton's case, but still! I see what you're saying.

horseshoe, Thursday, 17 May 2007 07:03 (sixteen years ago) link

guys i kind of hope hard living is actually the story behind what happened to peyton manning, i would like that story VERY VERY much actually.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 25 May 2007 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Hard living = 95% of the US sports media up your ass like Lemmywinks about not being able to win the Big Game. Also, chasing Eli around.

David R., Friday, 25 May 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

#1 gis:
http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/2006/04/Favre.jpg

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

if Favre stays retired now, Ted might only wipe his ass with Favre's jersey once before he hangs it above the rafters

Neanderthal, Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

this guy.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 October 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

sounds like he's having fun

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

yep, where "fun" means "backhanded compliments given to, and passive-aggressive attacks on, aaron rogers."

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 October 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

“I won't lie to you,” Favre said, “but there has been times once that season started — numerous times — that I thought I shouldn't have played, this was a mistake. But then after the season was over, and maybe even before — I think the last couple of games which I didn't play in and it'd been years since I hadn't played and watched from the sidelines, better yet in street clothes, that was the first time I'd ever done that — but it gave me a chance to really reflect and look around. There was no pressure to perform. I was just kind of watching.

“So I had a chance to really think and think in depth.

http://abacoforum.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9875&stc=1&d=1260234649

omar little, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...
six months pass...
four months pass...

HAHAH YES

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

awesome

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

wont lie, i miss the big guy

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

i like that cutler has become the anti-favre in many ways
except for the INTs

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

what do you mean forks? Cutler is probably the best comp to Favre in the NFL today

frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

in every way except he's not that good i guess
but yeah

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

honestly my first version of that post was that cutler IS the new favre but i second thought

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

To put things into context look at last year. Rodgers sits a game and Flynn throws 6 TDs (a guy who apparently couldn't even beat out Russell Wilson for a starting job). Cutler gets knocked out and the Bears struggle to put up double digits. No QB's going to succeed when you only get 2 second to throw the ball and your only decent reciever is an aging Brandon Marshall.

frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i'm not calling a referendum on Cutler as a qb there, I'm just saying that in the system he's in right now, he sucks.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

don't know many quarterbacks who succeed in the Get Sacked Every Fifth Play system

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

forget it Dan... it's chicagotown

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

cutler is a terrible comp for favre! he has never had fun!

call all destroyer, Friday, 28 September 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

we have all had fun watching Cutler get sacked tho so I think it counts

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

Johnny Unitas and Joe Montana would be terrible with the Bears O-line.I'm optimistic it will get better with Forte coming back, and the precedent of the last two years where they protected better as the year went on.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 28 September 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

buckhead brett

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 7 October 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

three years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/SmXvteD.png

, Monday, 22 February 2016 11:50 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

PROVO — For 20 years, Brett Favre captured the attention of pro football with his gunslinging, fun-loving attitude.

It’s a special weekend for Favre — along with seven other men — as they are being enshrined into the Pro Football Hall of Fame as a part of the 2016 class.

BYU first-year offensive coordinator Ty Detmer had a front-row seat for the start of Favre’s legendary career. From 1992-95, Detmer and Favre — both young pro quarterbacks at the time — played together in Green Bay under head coach Mike Holmgren, a former BYU quarterbacks coach.

“He played with passion. Early on, he didn’t know football that well, but he made plays,” Detmer recalled of his former teammate.

Favre's instincts to play the game, and his drive to compete, led him to a Hall of Fame-caliber career capped by a Super Bowl XXXI victory and three straight NFL MVP honors from 1995-97, an unprecedented feat.

Favre went on to a prolific career that included setting the NFL career marks for completions (6,300), pass attempts (10,169) and wins (186, tied with Peyton Manning). He's one of only two players — Manning being the other — to throw for over 70,000 yards (71,838). Favre also threw 508 touchdown passes, second only to Manning.

Detmer, meanwhile, played 14 seasons in the NFL, starting 25 games and playing for six different teams. Another Green Bay quarterback from that era, Mark Brunell, went on to a 17-year career and was named to three Pro Bowls.

Favre was known for having fun no matter the situation, whether it was on the field, in the locker room or away from the spotlight of the game.

“He was kind of a fun-loving guy who just loved to play the game, especially early when I was there his first four years in Green Bay. It was kind of anything goes,” Detmer said.

That included hijinks with his teammates.

“We did some things the night before the game playing goal-line offense with our center Frank Winters as the fullback and three of us as defensive line sitting there at the bed waiting for him to dive over the top,” Detmer said. “Holmgren probably would have killed us had he known we were doing that. He wouldn’t have killed Favre because he wanted him healthy, but the rest of us would have got killed.”

nomar, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...
four weeks pass...

brett favre drowned a deer

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

I'm sure he is somewhere having fun.

earlnash, Friday, 20 August 2021 02:21 (two years ago) link

we’re having fun in his absence

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 August 2021 02:34 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

I like Favre less and less the more time passes.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 September 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link

such a gormless fuckwit

his 2016 biographer recently went on twitter & was basically like “dont read my book, he sucks” which to me says everything that he’s only coming out & saying that ~now~ bc he misused welfare funds but not bc he was a creep with women for like, ever. oh NOW he’s trash? thanks for the newsflash pal

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 September 2022 18:36 (one year ago) link

judging by the stories that were swirling around about him in Green Bay during the 90s all I can say is he was pretty lucky to have played most of his career in a pre-smartphone, pre-internet era

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 18:38 (one year ago) link

"If you were to pay me is there anyway the media can find out where it came from and how much?" Favre asked New in 2017.

After telling Favre that "we never have that information publicized," she circled back to him the next day.

"Wow, just got off the phone with Phil Bryant! He is on board with us! We will get this done!" New told Favre.

This is the level of coded language and subterfuge I would expect from any scheme involving Brett Favre.

omar little, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 18:47 (one year ago) link

true story my Mom was the director of corporate giving for a pretty well known company in Wisconsin and he apparently tried to pull the exact same scam here. she didn't tell me for months afterwards though because she knew I was a big Packer fan lol

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link


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